Why does Lynch have such a hardon for this guy?

Why does Lynch have such a hardon for this guy?

Because he's a great actor.

Yeah his performance in The Leftovers is maybe the best TV performance since Tony Soprano

>see him on Parks and Rec
>practically bald
>now he has a full head of hair

EL JUSTO

Whatever that surgery is, it's come a long way in the last 10 years. I'll probably be able to afford it by the time I need it.

comment "David the hack Lynch" or you will see me two times.

>two movies and a tv special
>hardon

Because he's hot af. Also, he's a fine actor.

its transplanting the entire scalp of a mexican child.

kinda like how HGH is cracking open the skull of indian infants and milking their pituitary.

He should be a detective in nuTwin Peaks, or "man who looks concerned while piano melodies are playing in the background".

He literally has the same hairline like in Parks & Rec. He just grew it out.

I mean, probably because he's fucking him.

good acting?

>you just found out he's Louis Theroux cousin

are you sure?

He also wrote Iron Man 2, Tropic Thunder and Zoolander 2

The madman

Because lynch is a fag.

Thank God he's a good actor, otherwise he'd have nothing going for him.

other than being cute

Who doesn't? Are you some kind of a faggot?

David the hack Lynch

i would fuck him and i am not even gay

You can tell it's the same. he just has his hair hanging down obscuring the hairline.

You'd be gay not to.

>I don't rate Theroux

David the hack Lynch

Did Someone Say...?

This. He just has a really good stylist on this show.

>Mediterranean looks
>great body
>dick on the same level as Fassbender's
>talented actor
>porks Jennifer Aniston on an hourly basis

This guy is who every guy should aspire to.

he's one alpha motherfrucker

Holy shit i never knew he was the director in Muholland dr.
His performance in The Leftovers carries the show, hes got such a look to his eyes that comes off that he could just snap and kill whoevers near him at any second.

What did he mean by this?

nice midlife crisis core outfit

>Height: 5' 9" (1,75 m)

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Jealous fatty detected.
Enjoy your size XXX flannel shirts and sweatpants at his age.

enjoying buying a motorcycle when you are 40 because you can't think of another way to cope with balding

That sounds good to me.
Enjoy your low test bitch tits.

Literally retarded fag

>this amount of salt

>Why does Lynch have such a hardon for this guy?

Because his first love became too old

What's wrong with his outfit? Looks good to me. Not a fan of the shoes though.

lmao @ your life Jared.

oh, did i hit a nerve?

get leg surgery while you're at it, dwarfs

I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he's a genuinely great actor.
Also he has an enormous penis.

he's a smart alec

what the fuck i never realized this was the same guy

>not wanting to be a high test motorcycle riding alpha male

he also prefers van patten's card to bateman's

dont ever fucking post this again

he dresses like a magician

dude, jesus christ.

How did a nitwit like him get so tasteful

>tfw Justin will never cum inside you and cuddle you all night
Why live

He has no children, he's probably gay and goes on a manhunt on a weekly basis

I'm straight and I'd suck this dude's dick
10/10 aesthetics

I'd let him sodomize me in front of the pope if he wanted to. He's so cute ;_;

He's a big manchild just like me

>Xbox
>Call of Duty
Jesus, Justin, I thought you were patrician
Drop this old crow and learn how to play real man's games, like Dwarf Fortress

Wow what a gamer haha

>REEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE
*throws anime throw pillow waifu across the room in a fit of rage*
>le PC master race for life!

Cancer

Yes, you are indeed cancer.