TOP 5 Sup Forums HAPPENINGS

Lets see what our top 5 moments in Sup Forums history are. I expect these to be different especially based on where you are located, tho some cross over happenings are to be expected.

1. The ZimZm Trial
2. The Dorner manhunt
3. Brevik literally BTFOing young liberals
4. The 2014 Ukraine riots
5.The Rise of Donald Trump

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youtube.com/watch?v=l2rHzx_c60M
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Israel–Gaza_conflict.
youtube.com/watch?v=g-Dg5Y5GweM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

shameless self bump

You should have seen this place after 9/11

cork the borque

the tunisian revolution

Did /new/, Sup Forums's former name, even exist back then?

Yeah, it was fuckin insane

yep it was definitely the biggest happening we had on /new/

Sup Forums started in 2003 m8

1. Donald Trump announces candidacy
2. Donald Trump calls for Muslim ban
3. Donald Trump goes on the Alex Jones Show
4. Ferguson riots
5. First democratic debate

Boston Marathon was pretty epic. The Ferguson riots are also of note.

Boston manhunt is top 3. Crazy time on the scanners.

The last big shitstorm in Gaza went to nearly 300 threads too. The night the live streamer had his apartment block shelled live on stream was fucking intense.

Actually from 1994-2003 it was called /n/.

Brevik happened when it was still /new/

Sup Forums was not around

1. Donald Trump becomes president
2. Donald Trump becomes president
3. Donald Trump becomes president
4. Donald Trump becomes president
5. Donald Trump becomes president

You should have seen this place after the collapse of the Soviet Union.

The Cuban Missile Crisis was a wild ride.

Doesn't even compare to when we nuked the Japs.

Tomorrow

Rabbi

No Brexit?

1. Romney tears
2. The Great Oakland Escape
3. Ferguson Freezie Pops

Doesn't compare to when Jesus of Nazareth was crucified

mattress girl.

never forgive, never forget.

WWII was full of fucking shills and WWI was boring. This place was really hoppin during the Franco-Prussian War

What about when Rome BTFO Carthage?

Doesn't compare to the holocaust

ACCUSE THEM ALL

Shit I forgot the Ferguson riots, those were a lot of fun. When that dude streaming got his iphone jacked and the nigger kept it recording all the way back to his traphouse was pure gold.

Replace #2 with Brexit

>A literally who was killed after a Jew led kangaroo court led to a conviction in an irrelevant part of the Empire

This will amount to nothing

All this doesn't compare to the American Revolution. Those loyalist cucks wanted to stay but we wanted to leave

1. Zimzam trial.
2. Bundy Standoff.
3. Dorner.
4. Boston Marathon.
5. Zoe Quinn(Gamergate) / The Fappening
>both Gamergate and Fappening are worthy enough to be on the list.

You literally can not disagree with this post.

1. Zimmerman trial and aftermath
2. The ukraine clankening
3. Boston Bombing manhunt
4. Elliot Rodger unfolding

for the last 2 I was up all night as new details unfolded. It was unreal. Someone here identified elliot rodger from a facebook profile with a pic of him with his car, it had the same license plate of the car that the car on the news had. no one believed them until he was officially identified a couple of hours later.

It's always after 9/11.

You should have seen this place during the Spring of Nations.

The Bundy standoff was boring as hell. Put Brexit in there

she's ruined for life.

>public record that she likes anal
>falsely accused a guy of rape
>shit degree from Columbia
>released a sex tape with a 50 year old fat dude as an "artistic response" to her accusers

parents must be proud.

Aside from mattress girl, in no particular order:

brexit
ongoing syrian war
paris shooting
the trumpening

The Rhineland Massacres of 1096 and the First Crusade.

>5. Zoe Quinn(Gamergate) / The Fappening
these were hardly on Sup Forums compared to Sup Forums and Sup Forums

PEDOWOOD

But that shit gets shut down so fast... really makes me wonder.

The Fappening was curse on Sup Forums, bringing huge amounts of unwanted media attention.

Her face is ASKING for the dick in the ass.

nothing shall ever top zim zam

I must have been having on off period from this board during Dorner, did anything particularly special happen or was it just super excited

6. your death

>no one remembers the Bundy standoff and listening to active rebel livestreams while America goes to see fake rebels on the big screen

That shit was amazing

That's nothing. You should have seen this place after Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

B- to C+ Asian/Indian girls are almost universally freaks with dad problems.

anal ahoy

Sup Forums was ecstatic During the November attack in France.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

What will 6 - 10 bring us? Only KEK knows.

zimzam trial was quality entertainment

>boring as hell
It had hundreds of armed protesters standing up to a federal agency, with a good handful of them pointing their firearms at the federal agents, let's not forget either that the people won the standoff. How often is it when the feds lose a battle?
If shots were exchanged it would have very well been the next Waco, only this time it would have had millions of people supporting the ranchers and militias. Talking about possible civil unrest or even more bundy standoffs.
It was definitely a good happening.

Now you're just being silly.

Yeah back on alt.chan.4.politics, those were the days

I feel so mad I only lurked Sup Forums during the zim zam trial, would have been awesome to have been here for that.
But on that
>zim zam
>brexit
>the whole trump ride
>Ferguson/Baltimore
And a lot of people forget about Orlando. Shit was awesome.

nobody was supporting the ranchers and militias m8

S E A S O N S B E A T I N G S
youtube.com/watch?v=l2rHzx_c60M

requesting more zim zam memes for someone who wasn't there for it

1. Ukraine Riots
2. The "you're a real tough guy Jeb" debate
3. Ferguson Riots
4. New Year's Dubai fire
5. Trump's twitter feud with the dopey Saudi prince (thought he would be assassinated that week)

Ukraine revolution was best happening.

Yes they did :(

You weren't listening to them live I can tell.

Pol listened to them for hours

Shots weren't fired. It was just a bunch of uppity niggers pointing their play guns at law enforcement officers trying to enforce the laws of the land.

A bunch of these same faggots were arrested a year later and these millions of people of support don't seem to give a fuck.

>Euromaidan
If anything, those riots were certainly the most beautiful in recent history.

this is nu/pol/. Most current users don't even remember December 2014, when gamergate was at critical mass and m00t tried to kill Sup Forums with wordfilters and captchaless shitposting

you got a link to the shelling m8?

>m00t
Who?

I prefer to count "doings" rather than "happenings".
>Sup Forums creates an egregore anime girl plague goddess death cult and kills a thousand niggers in Africa
>Sup Forums feeds airstrike coordinates to the Russian military via sand niggers and Twitter, successfully slays more Saracens than any Pope since the end of the middle ages
>Sup Forums completely upends a nationally prominent trial in real time and cause severe chimp outs
>Sup Forums discovers DARPA connection behind Gamergate SJW-1 and pulls the curtain back on the entire menagerie of leftist plots and scheming
>Sup Forums uses all this experience to get Donald Trump elected President of the United States

Go on and Google the media aftermath of Robert Finicum(good start would be the big conservative Facebook pages), come back and tell me nobody seems to care.

1)Zimmerman even though I wasn't here
2)Gamergate what got me into image boards
3) /sg/ Favorite general always remember the air strike
4)Ferguson
5)Bataclan

...

Lumping all the Trump happenings into one obviously makes it #1. Split up individually it's:

1. Zimzam
2. GG
3. Brexit
4. Trump Muslim Ban
5. Riots

This list judges purely on the amount of action/influence on Sup Forums

>i still have all those files somewhere

No one cares. That was easy. Just a bunch of delusional rednecks with guns who were easily outsmarted by a nigger attorney general

...

Those couple hours when there was a rumor that Dorner had escaped the fire on a stolen horse were fucking magical.

>Brevik literally BTFOing young liberals

Any poster that unironically celebrates
Brevik should be institutionalized

forgetting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Israel–Gaza_conflict.

Doesn't compare to the asteroid hit 66 million years ago happening

Anyone else still think he managed to escape?
I remember hearing on the police scanner that night about those escape tunnels those cabins had in place of a fire, and dorner did also have that scuba gear with the oxygen tank he got earlier too. Maybe he knew?

Still doesn't hold a candle to the integration of Homo Sapiens and Homo neanderthalensis.

>ruined for life

She's already won an award from the National Organization for Women for her courage in standing up for her rights.

Just wait user. The best is yet to come. You'll have a new top five very soon. Provided the Internet is still around.

>Brevik literally BTFOing young liberals

He shot children while they were in swimsuits.

The day of Brexit was better than Ukraine

A 24 hour celebration at least

>She's already won an award from the National Organization for Women for her courage in standing up for her rights.

....k

good luck getting a job anywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=g-Dg5Y5GweM

I love how she begged to get ass fucked and then carried a mattress around.

Anyone have that cap of what Jesus and mattress girl have in common?

>they both carried around the thing they got nailed on

>tfw you missed the first 4 major happenings.

Hold me Sup Forums

tree king was comfy as hell

Maiden revolution and the Russian invasion.

Ferguson

Trump obviously

Arab spring and the devolving of the Mideast into chaos.

Gaza Offensive (unimaginable levels of JIDF)

Arab spring was quite a big happening. Some of the live streams were very exciting.

Agreed. I came over because of all the delicious memes that pour out of this place. No wonder Kek has chosen us.

This

Anyone got a webm or something?

It's not a top 5 happening, but the Pedowood wars set the whole board on fire and it was pretty fun

Exactly. He should have asked them to put some clothes on first.

Member those cops running over those protesters then getting pulled out of their trucks and beaten to death in the street. That was neat

Are you a Sup Forumstardistani asylum seeker too, bro?

If Sup Forums was somehow eternal and existed/ was active throughout all of humanity, what would be the 5 biggest happenings?