Why does Portugal have a phone

>why does Portugal have a phone
>he must be related to the president

soft cunt couldn't handle the bantz

>canadians clean their asses with leaves, thats why their flag has a leaf
>thinks Portugal is backwards

>american banter

WHY DO FINLANDING HAV SOCK
HE FACK ASS SWEDELAND XDDDDDDDD

Explain pls

Portugal is the future

Wait, do Spainards wipe their bums with castles, lions, plants, crowns, and the pillars of Hercules? Is that why you put them on your flag?

HOW MANY SWEDES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE THE LIGHT BULP
ONE. SOMALI IS FUCKING SWEDE TO THE ASS WHILE CHANGING

thread yesterday, portugal shows pic of phone with 56% charge "lol my phone just turned american" and a burger said wtf portugal can afford phones, must be related to the president
apparently this poor banter was very liked
i found it lame but not at the point of being funny
anyway, here we are

whiter than you, Chang

Rip original thread

even if i was a Chang I'd still be whiter than an average Ital*an LOL

>i found it lame but not at the point of being funny
same here
Can anyone explain why the fuss about that in particular? Doesn't seem exceptionally bad

75% of the replies were dissing the murrican
the rest were ironically liking it
That """"""banter"""""" was far from good.

>American mods deleting any trace of their lacking wits

>56 replies

>84% not 56%
You had one job.

This is shameful,a absolute disgrace

wow you can afford a phone you must be related to the president

>t.butthurt leaf that gets mad when someone tells the truth