AT-STs!!!
AT-STs!!!
I fucking hate these jaded old fucks so goddamn much. Only Jay has consistent opinions, the other two morons are just so old and fat they don't care anymore.
Me personally, i love Star Wars.
IM GONNA CUM
DARTH VADER TOOK OUT HIS RED LIGHTSABER AND HE USED THE FORCE
Hey woah that's a bit controversial
>DUDE NERDCULTURE IS DUMB XDD
>Oh man this Star Wars movie and newest capeshit were great!
>rogue one is retarded for all the nostalgia bait, but TFA isn't because Rey is such an amazing, funny character
I love how they mock nerd culture when they're the first ones to eat it up.
AT-ATs
AT-ATs
But Rogue One was shit so was TFA
Very cool.
Very cool.
I RECOGNIZE THAT
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I WANT THAT JUICY RICH MEAT
>you're not allowed to enjoy something because you criticized the fanbase
you better tell Sup Forums quick
But did it break new ground?
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
I want that BIG WHITE GUNT
did tfa?
AT-AT or AT-ST
AT-ATs seem more practical
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>Early 30s
>Old
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Either way, it's still very cool stuff.
more importantly, why do some people call them "at ats"? I've always called them ay-tee ay-tees. You wouldn't call AT-STs "at sssts", would you?
Rogue One fan detected
>he cares about RLM's opinions
>he cares about others opinions at all, not just watching it for comedy, comfy, and making fun of capeshit/SW faggots
this is where you went wrong
I really don't get the complaints about at-st and the not-at-at in the movie.
The r2d2 c3p0 scene and the two scum from the cantina at jedda sure, that's very specific characters and I agree that it's pandering to include them like that, but when it comes to common vehichles of the empire it is just retarded to complain about them.
The lightsaber at the end is debatable, sure in the context of just the movie it stands out, he should've shown the lightsaber in the scene with Krennec if they wanted the movie to stand on its own.
>Only Jay has consistent opinions
>Well Mike, I thought this movie sucked
>Are you kidding I thought it was great
>Well, I didn't think it sucked
23 butthurt Rogue One head canon autistics ITT
Anyone who dislikes RLM is automatically a moron in my eyes
>DID YOU CLAP AT ANY OF THE NEW MOMENTS AND MEMORABLE CHARACTERS?
>WERE THERE ANY?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i think they said something about it being in a completely different environment and context so why wouldn't the empire have some different kind of vehicle to use against them.
IT BROKE NEW GROUNDDDDD
Why are you all arguing so much about which one of the two new SW movies was worst? They were both completely uninspired and treading water.
Mike > Rich > Jay > Colin >>>> Jack >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Josh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jim
You can't debate me.
seek help you autist
who even are Josh and Jim?
RATE YOUR FRIENDS
>hate jaded fucks he says as he post on tv
LOL
I miss Gillian
:(
Not interested. Either post about how you want to violate Jay's boipussy or don't bother with rlm shitposting.
he's just sleeping
Josh is the sometimes bearded fat generic nerd guy and Jim is the other Canadian guy who sometimes shows up and literally has zero sense of humor.
Can't be bothered to rate, but I'm impressed whoever put this together made quite an effort to find flattering pics of all of them.
That image already shows my rating
They're allegedly "all terrain".
The wide flat terrain of scarif should work as fine as hoth.
The at-st on the streets for the narrower streets of the city on jeddha isn't really a problem either.
As a kid I was sceptical of the AT-AT on endor though, but maybe there's enough space between the trees for it to move around.
>there can never be a woman on botw ever again because turbo autists will invade her privacy and cyberrape her
Who the fuck is Len?
I feel like I missed an episode here...
Let's give it up for Millennium Falcon
Dude Mike is probably pushing (if not already) 40.
Len Kabosonki, director of Curse of the Queerwolf
Nice, idea, we are definitely stealing it for the next episode of Nerd Crew (TM).
You really only see the AT-AT next to the main base/landing platform which was likely less dense forest like where the back entrance or whatever that was
AT-ATs are fucking retarded
>beat by a fucking rope
"No."
>which was likely less dense forest
Yeah or they just cleared the surrounding area for that AT-AT walker, could be useful to protect against wildlife or rebels I guess
I'm glad someone appreciates me making sure to only pick shots of them smiling so it would be unbiased. In Len's case that was quite hard.
>Len Kabosonki
Well I like his new film
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Kosobucki vs Kabasinski
Woo! WOO! Yes! YES!
Gillian Tier:
Gillian
Every other pleb Tier:
Everyone else
This is actually incredibly accurate, Jay always backtracks whenever Mike thinks otherwise.
>of course you blue Jay
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What actually happened to Jessi and Gillian?
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I never see a video with Gillian m8s
Sauce me on her
Beautiful. Finally an easy to follow color code.
Gillian moved away to pursue acting
Jessi was harassed and cyberraped by turbo autists until she vowed to never appear on camera again
Thank you doc
quoted wrong post
wew
Damn shame, Gillian's thirst for that juicy Jay meat was great and Jessi was cute and funny, genuinely liked her
I get that you like Gillian = 2 Mike + 1 Jay (seems high but whatever) , but what does the purple relate to?
I skip any video that doesn't have Mike or Rich
Jay is great with either one of them
I don't mind Jessie or Max
I like the times they had Mike/Jay/Rich/Jack
Canadians are ok.
I thought the Wizard and Freddy were the same person
stupid link wont work.. oh well
>tfw you always nut harder after announcing
what's up with that
>bar graph
mike and jay are the balls and rich is the dick
sounds about right
wtf? what's with the colours?
What's funny is that it was sort of like Jay was supposed to be the host of Re:view, but when Mike's there, Jay hardly says a word, unless Mike asks him a question.
what happened in 2008?
Gillian gets +2 if she's with mike, +1 if she's with Jay.
Purple is just their own power level.
rich has always been the best part of RLM. when he goes, so will the show.
I'm in my late thirties and I look way younger than these fat fucks
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Its amazing how pretty much everyone on Sup Forums and Reddit base their opinions on movies on some middle aged fat fucks from Idaho or Wyoming or wherever they live
If it was not for the Plinkett Reviews with LOL PIZZA ROLLS!! XDD
The Prequels would not be nearly as hated as they are
Why do people follow them
>Jim
>better than Colin
Why
outrageous. i take issue with you're post
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>old
to be fair watching the Plinkett reviews gave clarity and focus to my dislike of the prequels. But I never much enjoyed them before I found RLM. If they were ENJOYABLE I would rewatch them like I do the original trilogy.
It's Wisconsin, actually.
truth trips
RLM is great, but the usual gang of faggots decides to deride it because it's somewhat popular.
great job, gang. great job.
It's simple.
Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficiency for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.
Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.
Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.
This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.
It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).
The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.
It's Mike Stoklasa.
Colin has no personality, atleast the other guy is somewhat funny
Jim just occupies space.
In total maybe he's strung together like 15 words in all his appearances.