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*holds the sheep closer and licks its soft wool* edition

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express.co.uk/news/uk/795842/married-mum-three-police-officer-job-quit-force-lap-dancer

>Policewoman quits the force to become a LAP DANCER
>Thanks to her unconventional career swap she now gets to care for her kids every day, spend time with her hubby and they can save money for the first time in years.
>"We wanted more family time. We felt like single parents most the time, and we were living to work, not working to live. We didn't have a good quality of life.
>She does fully nude private dances, netting her around £40 for a four minute stint.
>The mum-of-three admits it is a "long night in high heels" but insists going back to lap dancing was the "best decision I could have made".
>"It's often not what they expect to hear. But I'm just a normal person - a normal mum.

>Her hubbie said: "Since Hannah has left the force, we get loads of time together and with the family which is a massive bonus.
>''I think it has helped our relationship massively because of the less time Hannah is at work.
>''I am fully supportive of what my wife does for a living, she isn't doing anything wrong or that she shouldn't be doing. If anything this move has improved our lives."

Are all British mothers like this?

---daily reminder---
to not reply to the ALT-RIGHT canuck

redpill me on Jordan Peterson

hack, charlatan, pseud?
or firebrand, intellectual, thinker?
or somewhere in the middle

just gave the vape a good scrub

tastes brand new :)

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.
Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball,
Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal.
But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers.
Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades,
Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears.
With tow, row, row, row, row, row, the British Grenadiers.
And when the siege is over, we to the town repair.
The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier!
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, the British Grenadiers.
Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health of those
Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the loupèd clothes.
May they and their commanders live happy all their years.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers."

>toil at 5

>jews control all the wealth and power in the world
>jews also instigate communism in the mind of young adults
something does not add up

just gave the arsehole a deep enema

bf says it tastes brand new :)

just watched my brother put a whole Terry's Chocolate Orange in a bowl, microwave it into a liquid, and then eat it with a spoon

tarq bashing anyone, you in lads?

i would fuck the shit out of her hnggnhhh

just want him back

He's a smart guy, but he's losing a lot of his fanbase because he refuses to debate Richard Spencer

Vaping is for deanos to be fair

STOP THINKING SO HARD ABOUT IT

italian meatballs marinara for lunch/dindins today lads

obviously not if it became a news story. use your brain!

just trying get off fags

Why? All Winsdors were weak

deanos stick to a strict diet of coors light and cocaine

ahhh fuck bought some creps but the right shoe feels a bit too small and uncomfortable
cant find the receipt

Asking again: To all Brits who are 25 or younger (preferably of university age):

I have a plan that has no risk for you; furthermore, I will pay you $100 in BTC for your time. It involves taking a uni entrance exam, memorizing a few free-response questions, and relaying them to me as soon as you've finished.

All that is required is mathematical literacy (not even aptitude) up to a calculus level and a good memory.

If you're interested, reply to this post with an email that won't identify you and I'll give you more info. Inevitably, trolls will reply with fake emails, so what I will do is send a mass email to all the emails in the replies. Hopefully, only serious posters will keep up correspondence.

fish and chips for din dins

This only happened because of leaded fuel

Everyone was literally more aggressive, violent and missing about 10 IQ points

Hitler wasn't that bad desu

and he'd lose a lot of his fanbase if he DID debate Richard Spencer. he's fucked either way.

nobody has ever managed to talk to the Alt-Right unscathed. Either you come at them aggressively, like the mainstream media, or Kraut and Tea, and you make yourself a joke.
Or you try and actually talk to them, have an honest conversation with them, and you end up actually turning Alt-Right yourself, like what happened to MouthyBuddha

[email protected]
ill hit u up la

lost about 500 usd on crypto today NOT happy

Jesus christ are you really this desperate

wasn't that phrase from Stalin?
and know seeing both versions, the phrase may not be from neither hitler or stalin

>when the 1st sip of booze hits your lips

the virgin post

he was a secret fascist

hope you get cancer mate

wtf

someone hat this diabolical virgin

>no unemployment

this has a negative impact on economies, hitler was a dumb brainlet

Does nassim drink alcohol? you're telling me he's a natural alpha chad?

>be me
>Always meet girls that give me shit about smoking
>Add line related to my tinder
>Fear a bit that the number of match I get drops
>Actually get more matches than before and they come pre-filtered
Let that be a lesson for you little lads. Always assert your criteria/preferences in dating. I could write a whole book on the magic of knowing your likes and dislikes and asserting them. In fact I kinda did haha.

thats haram desu

alri egg man

*crakcs your skull and yolk comes out*

your next prime minister

Feeling bloated.

What can I do to treat this?

stfu you bald coot, you look like a hideously deformed patient

Sodomites are like dung upon the earth 2bh

do a poo

feel depressed lads

would pay alan £5000 to attend a PUA seminar he did

24 hrs fasting. Depletes yourself of glycogen and salts

>middle aged women are now posting on /brit/

no

Lucky boy

*buys girly tight clothes*

gah lads, their too tight and girly

look, no one likes faggots but calling them "sodomites" is asking for a 'dora

'm 'tie

ive put "no fat or ugly women" in my bio and i my match average didnt even change

>alan removed his name so people dont filter him
sweetie... the only other runt in thailand is thailad and filtering him too is advisable

Reminder that this team WILL win the world cup

You dont look like that porker on the left

It's because what you wrote is vulgar.

are alan

>I rate Harry Kane

filtering either thailad or alan makes you the runt

i mean it didnt reduce much

Has Thailad been about recently? I wanna kick his fuckign teeth in

Bit wobbly in the centre innit?

Fuck off I'm his non-ironic reincarnation

That's not true, though. Also checking through youtube, it seems like a lot of people agree that he's a coward for not debating "ethno-nationalists"

...

>I don't rate a fit Jack Wilshere

summer is probably related to nassim

Remember last night when we were thinking of classic beer snacks? You know what we forgot? Pickled onions.

>no sterling
good luck scoring the winner in extra time

don't like the way people keep mocking this poor bald guy in /brit/ doesn't feel fair cant we pick on someone else for a change

crisp sandwich

cuckim is the ugliest cunt itt

He made me a vocaroo the other day. It was cute.

>nassim DOUCHE - 0(ZERO) citations

howling

wonder if danelad is still about

was going to suggest sausage links but forgot what they were called :/ haha

From the route of Abu Umamah that a man asked: 'O' messenger of Allah was Adam a Prophet? He answered: "yes he was, one who heard the eternal speech of Allah"

nah la'

lingard in great form, winks looking decent, drinkwater not too bad and dier is solid

vardy comes back to help out a bit too and young will be pushing up the pitch

super sub la'

walcott tier. people will be talking about his potential when he's 30

did the niggers run around on the field and kick the ball?

theres no need to put physical requirements on your bio because you already judge them physically when swiping.

the thing about harry kane is

bald manlets should be hanged 2bh

LOVE unionism
HATE DUP
Simple as

yeah but i want to be mean. the point of it is making bints stay in their lane

How could one guy fuck up so bad?

There is a solution to the Irish border imbroglio. But blind ideology prevents it.

he's a big fat lump that needs better delivery than england will ever be able to provide to get all his goals

he's nothing without Son and Eric's son

didnt know alan was a military man

>go to greggs for the first time in over 2 years
>sausage rolls went from 75p to 90p

is this brexit?

>I don't rate Rashford