*clears throat*

*clears throat*

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HRUMGPH

So...

ACTIVATE ANTI-PHRUMPFT POWERS

XORGL FLOIMPH
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE THEY SHOULD ALL DIE INCLUDING ME

W-WHAT?
STOP CLAPPING! STOP CLAPPING FOR GRIMPH!
STOP THAT NOOOOOOOW!

Daily reminder Colbert is only doing well with aging boomers and is hemorrhaging the young demographics despite his previous work and liberal pandering.

Fallon is killing Colbert in the demographics that count, and that's why Colbert is trying so hard despite all the positive press.

Also:

>Donald Bump

if you fucks didnt vot for Trump he woudnt do this shit

enjoy Berlusconi 2.0

I'm a comedian! I'm totally not a democrat political operative goys!

KHAGLUMPRFH

>implying we wouldn't rather suffer bitter democrat 'comedians' than a Hillary Presidency

All of late night talk combined counts for like 2 million on a good day, none of it matters.

>Hey guys did you hear Comey got fired?
>[thunderous applause]
>Wait I haven't told you what your opinion is yet, you're supposed to hate this
>Also Jeff Sessions
>[booing]
>That's better
youtube.com/watch?v=RCVBEE1SfXI

GROBAR SCRUNT? SORPAR BLORF! BUMBLEBEE BYZANTINE

...

>"So Donald Trump fired Comey"
>loud cheers
>"wait..no...this isn't how it's supposed to go"

demetia and old people jokes under Shillary

STOP CHEERING. COMEY BEING FIRED IS A BAD THING. HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS ME OR GET OUT

Post this video in every single GLORMPF thread because this is really enlightening about how much of a hack Colbert is.

Stop laughing it's not funny

says more about his audience, literally a couple sentences from a comedian are enough to make them do a 180

They've been foaming at the mouth over firing Comey since before the election but now that it benefits Trump him being gone is a "constitutional crisis"

FUCK OFF DRUMPF

COMEY IS TWICE THE MAN YOU WILL EVER BE

HE'S A BIG GUY

INDEPENDENT THOUGHT ALARM!
DO NOT CLAP!

the fuck, is that all they are really getting combined in a country of 310m??

great to see these cunts dying off

BUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPP

>Big news today... Gronord Gurp has just fired James Comey
*wooooo yeaaaahhhh*
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CLAPPING ABOUT YOU SHITHEADS. THE HOUR IS NIGH. THERE WILL BE NO MERCY

>So...Trump fired Comey
>audience cheers
>STOP CHEERING
>YOOOOOU DAAAAARE DEFYYYYY YOOOOUR GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>Colbert's jaw unhinged and his mouth stretches inhumanly
>lets out a ear piercing screech that deafens the audience and stuns them into confusion
>FORGET YOUR FAMILIES I'M ALL YOU HAVE
>A PARENT MUST BEAT HIS YOUNG WHEN THEY MISBEHAVE
>scantily clad men in leather wearing the heads of dead animals surround the audience and begin whipping them into submission
>DO YOU HEAR ME
>I AM YOUR FATHER, I AM YOUR MOTHER, I AM YOUR MASTER, YOUR GOD
>the men lock the audience members in chains and begin hauling them off to the basement
>WE'LL SEE HOW YOU FARE IN THE PIT OF HATE YOU DISRESPECTFUL SLAVES
>YOU'LL LEARN TO OBEY ME

Where were they going with this episode?

But really, if we can't talk about Colbert and his TV show on Sup Forums, where CAN we talk about it?

GRRRRMPPFFHH

not my problem Drumph cuck, find a new site. This is Colbert country, or haven't you low iq rednecks gotten the message yet. Pack up and head out, you're done here. And always will be.

>Fallon

Who?

just dont spam them dude.

>when you have a show that panders to libtards
>want to get the daily show gang back together
>try to make a comment on trump and comey to get boos for trump
>and your audience actually cheers for trump instead.