>Putin asked Trump personally to appoint Steven "Punani Slayer" Seagal as the next FBI director
Is there anything this man can't do?
Putin asked Trump personally to appoint Steven "Punani Slayer" Seagal as the next FBI director
Jaxon Powell
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Alexander Gutierrez
Act
Carson Brooks
link now
Levi Carter
I thought Seagal was going to be the next director of GRU and the leader of his personal Spetsnaz ocelot unit
Christian Myers
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Anthony Cox
Is Seagal the closest thing we'll get to a real life super hero?
Dylan Reed
>well i'm sorry to hear that
Luke Green
You have me.
My super hero name is Heavy Metal, but I'm more of a vigilante if anything.
Jack Ross
>super hero name is Heavy Metal
Is your super power being super fat?
Austin Barnes
No, I dress in black metal, and a bullet proof metal mask.
Noah Martinez
Make his country out of 3rd world.
Nicholas Powell
Do you have balls of steel?
Logan Murphy
No but I have a leather glove that shoots electricity.
Nathan Garcia
Have you ever masturbated to Hit Girl?
Evan Cox
In Seattle we have Phoenix Jones, but I don't think he really does anything all that amazing
Nicholas Foster
No but Kick-Ass was my inspiration.
Nathan Baker
seagal kino thread?
Nicholas Jenkins
How old are you
Nathaniel Sanders
>Segal kicked him so hard the very force affected the multiverse causing alternative dimensions to have the guy flying out of the window
Christopher Peterson
It's edited to make it look stupid you inbred redditor
Connor Davis
>thinking it's edited
maybe you should stop having the IQ of a mature caterpillar and watch the actual movie
Isaiah Lewis
Why does Steven Seagal talk like he has asthma? By the way this scene is much worse (better).
Evan Lopez
>It means your momma won't recognise you in your coffin
How can one man be so based?
David Sullivan
>enter Ukraine
>get Putin jizzstains out of shirt
Michael Turner
youtu.be
>"I'm an ex-rapist"
What did he mean by this?
Aiden Watson
Jesus what an asshole.
You know that guy probably had a family who loves him right? He kicks him out of the 6th story window for no fucking reason and he falls to his brutal death, then makes some fucking joke about it.
That guy could have been a father, he had a mother who worried about him. Now he's fucking dead and that fucking asshole loves every second of it.
Fuck Segal.
Cameron Gonzalez
And
>refuse a carrot
Jaxon King
Because the fat around his neck squeezes his throat a bit, so he basically does have asthma.