How will you celebrate when Trump wins the presidency?

How will you celebrate when Trump wins the presidency?

I would probably cry and use my tears of joy as lube when I jack off

Stay up all night celebrating on Sup Forums, I bet the threads will be moving so fast we'll get over 1 million posts that night

Drive around listening to 'centipede' and waving an American flag

i am telling you this is the future

Go and blast some gats in the cornfields while barbecuing and blazing one with the homies

Oh and finally sign my Navy enlistment papers

shitpost on Sup Forums, wear my trump hat at all times for a week straight or so

Continue on with life which I'm already doing.

Go down to Arizona or Texas and help beat up illegals.

Send my paperwork to Trump's wall building team to finally get a steady fucking job instead of going from one place to another.

Ask the cute Mexican girl I like to marry me before she's deported.

>Jerk off my huge freedom boner
>collect the jars of cum I've been storing
>Throw sploge bombs at spics
I've been ready since december.

Is it really you? Are we going to have a Merry Jizzmas?

I'll legit cry tears of joy since I'm a faggot

I will say "We've done good Sup Forumsiticians, Sup Forumsrothers, and r/etards.

Now it is our turn to make things right.

I'll bask in liberal tiers until I had my fill and then settle down and watch intently to see if he's lying or not. I was too young to care about Obama and his shit but now I'm interested in seeing what ((((they)))) intend to do.

FUCK
Tears Goddammit

I'll probably get high, knowing no matter what happens, nothing I do can change it anyway

I will get fucked up and start the race war to cleanse America

First I'll thank the Lord for saving my country from the evil of Hillary Clinton.

Then I'll probably get back to my life of not caring about things.

No more niggers and mudslimes in my country

Death to all niggers! Dicks out for Harambe!! Dicks out four Milo!!!

probably by handing out $100 notes on Sup Forums

i love you lads

The very first thing I plan to do is go to the Huffington Post site and bask in the sheer anal devastation that will be the front page.

I'll probably get drunk, masturbate, then cry myself to sleep as I realize that nothing really changed and I'm still going to have to live this shitty excuse for a life until I work up the courage to finally off myself.

Put American flags on my motorcycle and ride around for a bit.

I would bottom for Milo

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Free blowjobs for all of Sup Forums if trump wins.

I'm gr8 with my mouth and hands gents

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you should be careful, he would do it/you

Go to supermarkets and write "Liberal Tears" on all the salt containers.

Browse Twitter all day and collect glorious tears. Laugh as Canada fills up with numales.

Why would i be careful? Milo is a hot Greek god

My penis cried when Twitter permabannrd him

First post, best post I fucking KEK'd!

Probably grill myself a steak and cook some peas or beans to make myself an actual dinner to celebrate since I eat nothing but macaroni and cheese and cereal since I am a lazy fuck with little free time.

I'll probably just hope for the best. But I'd keep my expectations tempered so as to not expect the unreasonable and get disappointed.

Cautious optimism is the key to life.

Everything will be white as snow!

And sticky. Then crusty.

probably be happy for a while, then realise my counrty is still fucked

I am gonna hire Mexicans day laborers to build a wall in my front yard while I throw a BBQ party.

I'm going to get working on machines and new sources of energy so we have no need for workers or campaigns in the Middle East that cause all these problems.

Get /fit/ enough that I can work on the wall

can i come to the party?

I plan on doing the same when shilldog wins the the presidency and surf on the waves of tears from buttblasted trumpfags.

I will cry then assault every Trump supporters i see in my town.

then Kill myself.

By shitposting on Sup Forums

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cant argue with that, i'm voting hillary now.

Do you have one that explains improvised blasting caps?

Butthurt liberal bureaucrat detected

Liberal shit skin lover

wtf I hate Trump now

>Be in Texas
>Celebrate with close friends and family as the news comes in
>DONALD TRUMP THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
>Enjoy BBQ, beer with ZZ Top
>Hear the call for volunteers to help the building of the wall
>Be one of the first
>Certified experience on The Wall becomes the most desirable qualification in Texas
>Enjoy life gainfully employed
>Retire at 56 with generous private pension, safe lands a house a truck, a motorcycle and an armory.

Hit me up when the call goes out, i want to be on guard duty on The Wall

Liberal sheep

Kill myself since my duty is done

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Why do liberals like our memes so much?
It's like they want to be us but can't take the final step.

Ah I remember you.

I'm gonna use it as motivation to double down on my life, finish school up, get a good job, and start a family with my girlfriend of 18months.

Because liberals are spineless

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10/10 lol'd

Abandon Ship was horrible

>already imagining him taking the inaugural oath
ScottAdamslaughing.gif

>Volunteer for guard duty on the wall
>Turn up for three month tour
>Discover 6 sneakers coming through a tunnnel during evening patrol
>Bring down counterbean cage on exit
>Inform local Sergeant
>Am awarded stipend
>Given weekend leave
>Drive to local town
>Find fat-titted blue-eyed blond in Confederate Flag bikini
>Bang 'em all weekend
>Such is life in Texas

Scream in joy until my lungs collapse.
Wake up all my neighbors.
Shitpost in Sup Forums and browse twitter simultaneously.
Call out sick to work.
Go to sleep with tears in my eye.

In that order.

Are you a grill?

expect to see the American flag being waved en masse across the entire country
any chimpouts won't be tolerated by police, they know they have their support the day he wins

I think you want

>Laugh at Sup Forums when they get pissed off at a divided congress stopping Trump

>Enjoy the happenings from the office of the President and around the country

>Watching Trump realize he can't do shit in office besides a handful of things

>Appreciate Trump's whining about Congress and Obama

You just know he's going to fuck up, the question is how hard and when.

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You know me so well senpai. PS: modern Kerrville Tivy and Manziel suck

Nope.avi

I'll eat pizza and shitpost with my friends

Laugh my ass off and watch the (((MSM))), Tumblr, and Obama cry their eyes out

yell at my cuck father
laugh
cry
sleep

How stereotypical. Get some proper food in Tuscany

Go out an celebrate with my friends and family, bask in the joy of a free America, then go home, see the liberals commit suicide on social media, and then post dank memes

Fuck that, we'll find a college town or at least one with a knockin' shop

Who wants to organize a raid?

I know South Padre Island gets sexy coed girls m8

I'm gonna be blackout drunk and stay off the internet, TV and my phone all day. My heart won't be able to handle this shit. Taking the 8th and 9th off work.

well you better be here when trumps win i prolly only hand out 5.

wont happen, the math inst with him.
even IF he wins Ohio and Pennsylvania, if he loses Florida, or if he wins Ohio and Florida but loses Pennsylvania, its over. he cant do it.
better to accept the fact now that Hillary will be our next president.

Check fb and twitter for liberal tears all night long. Shitpost on Sup Forums and /r9k/ too.

I've been following your very deep monetary devotion to The Donald's win.

Remember me as a loyle to my capo, code word hajijah for my good goy reward

You shall see.

If he loses Penn but wins Virginia as well as Wisconsin and Michigan he'll win the election

Yeah, they do. But I'm not driving through Corpus, it's full of niggers now.

It's a win win desu. Either Sup Forums wins or we get happening fuel for the next 4 years. It'll be Ron Paul all over again.

wont happen, the polls arent with him.

Brownsville numbnuts

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Yes they are, you just fail to accept the truth

>How will you celebrate when Trump wins the presidency?
by conducting a celebratory tour of the world's reservoirs...

That image made me feel a feel I grew out of long ago.