Oh dear
Homestuck 2.0
He hasn't even finished reading. The gall of this motherfucker.
>All your cool fan content in one place!
Oh rapturous day.
i really wish hussie never met that d-list has-been child actor
Is that Rufio?
fuck i cant watch the vid, what did he say?
Reminder: youtube.com
Does Basco think that this is some sort of ticket to success?
>no nsfw content
What's the fucking point
well at least we have hiveswap to look forward to
r-right
why don't we make our own nsfw homestuck 2.5 content aggregator
we'll call it
The opposite. Basco is connecting Hussie with people.
The secret project they mentioned is apparently a TV show in some level of production.
It's a ticket to paying the rent for the month
Well, the last major gig of his career was voicing Zuko, so he's probably trying to hold on to whatever fleeting popularity that gave him with that same demographic
>TV show
Source on this?
a tv show, ESPECIALLY a cartoon, would be a massive downgrade to the experience homestuck has been on the internet
>>All your cool fan content in one place!
Isn't that called... tumbllllllllllr?
Nobody fucking wants that
nobody wanted anime Act7
We just wanted a fucking good finale, fuck
Why can't Hussie just talk to us without hiding behind other people or lying in the newsposts?
REMINDER
THE NEWS POST
HAD
4
1
3
WORDS IN IT (INCLUDING THE EDIT)
HUSSIE IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE HIS DEATH
ITS
OVER
I don't have my headphones with me right now. What did the video say? What the heck is this?
What if it was on netflix and you got to see your favorite character naked
A cartoon as opposed to what? A live action show? That'd be way too cgi effects intensive to be feasibly greenlit
but with a youtube channel for showcasing quality fan content, the owners of that channel and it's contents can get a percentage of ad revenue generated!
WAIT A MINUTE
where have i heard THIS before
Proasfuckguide to Homestuck did that FOR FREE tho
Dear god someone save us
my favorite character is too pure to be naked
every time i hear him say "a homestuck" it makes me want to break one of his fingers
i think the trekkie/trekker thing is stupid and actively taking part in some sort of fandom is bad for the psyche but referring to yourself as "homestuck" would obviously be the more clever option
if it's jade she'll spend most of the show naked
WELCOME TO THE LION'S MAW, MAGGOTS!
What newspost? Did he post something new apart from the video on YT?
>Nobody fucking wants that
Lots of people do. Like, an absurd quantity of people. It could never be done right but people want to hope.
>nobody wanted anime Act7
It being anime has literally nothing to do with what we hate about it
Jade won't even appear until the rushed series finale.
Where she'll be naked
I hope the show has a better art style than Act 7.
you can literally make a homestuck video yourself and get 100% of ad revenue instead
you mean pro as heck but yeah
>nobody wanted anime Act7
It being anime has literally nothing to do with what we hate about it
Well, actually it does, because the insane amount of time and effort put into animating that shit could have been used to think of an actually decent ending, even if it was just scribbled on a paper towel.
I've got nothing against anime, and I get that it was a joke on the (old) "homestuck anime" meme, but it was energy put into the wrong direction.
this is all the vapid cunt's fault
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Why does Hussie have a mancrush on this nervous shit
Homestuck is dead and now everybody is gonna be fucking it's corpse until it's covered in stinky semen and other various bodily fluids
Only for budget reasons though
not entirely sure why my post got deleted last thread but this is done for those interested
nsfw-pj.tumblr.com
im sure he doesnt anymore
huss probably didnt know the guy would one day read homestuck/also be desperate enough to live of off hussie's fanbase
hussie is a manchild, so he has a strong predilection to anything peter pan related
You mean buttdget reasons
BUT I KNOW A HERO WILL COME!
Still hot.
>started reading mspaintadventures back when problem sleuth started
>seeing the evolution and conclusion of homestuck along with this shit
I'm just empty at this point.
Someone go back in time and clone Andrew so he can make a private webcomic with his old humor free from faggots looking to create OC trollsonas and roleplay along with making a media conglomerate to rake money out of it.
lord almighty
No, they won't be able to afford the asscountant fees for any buttdgeting. She probably won't even have a Jade bush or anything, just nothing down there because there's no money left by that scanline.
WHAT
DID
HE
SAY
IN
THE
VIDEO
I like this Toby "Undertale is a better tale"Fox meme we have
>hussie is slowly dying inside
>toby's career just started and he's already made an absurdly successful game and is richer than hussie ever will be
watch it maybe?
What exactly is a jade bush
reminder hussie ghostwrote undertale instead of working on homestuck
reminder hussie used his last ounce of talent to ghostwrite undertale
DEAR TOBY
I WROTE YOU BUT YOU STILL AIN'T CALLING
I LEFT MY FACEBOOK, AIM, AND PESKERLOG AT THE BOTTOM
I SENT YOU TWO MUSIC REQUESTS BACK IN MARCH, YOU MUST NOT HAVE GOT EM
THERE PROBABLY WAS A PROBLEM AT THE STEAM PAGE OR SOMETHING
SOMETIMES I MAKE MY STORY TOO SLOPPY WHEN I PLOT EM BUT FUCK IT WHAT'S BEEN UP MAN HOW'S YOUR WAIFU?
Actually Toby ghostwrote Homestuck up until act 6 to work on Undertale.
Nice try Hussie, but nobody is falling for it.
I don't think Hussie is capable of writing something concise and sincere.
you laugh now but when the time comes i will be the one laughing
no.
IT'S RUBIO
Bowman did both. Hussie and Toby were forced to work on act 6 to relieve him so he could work on his solo career.
Compare how both these things turned out.
what would undertale written by hussie even be like? it'd be like a youtube parody christ.
>what would undertale written by hussie even be like?
A gigantic clusterfuck that lasted for several thousand hours.
Toby > Bowman
Bowman got a few lucky hits in and never amounted to anything.
Lmao @ Bowcucks
>what would undertale written by hussie even be like?
Hateful, unpleasant, violent, passive-aggressive to an extreme, and stretched out over four games.
I bet the /hst/'s bottom-of-the-barrel drawfags have a better chance at writing something decent than most of the rest of the remaining homestuck fanbase at this point
I don't know, whatever bush Jade has.
DELETE THIS
George W?
he probably can't because he can't stand the cringe. it'll kill poor user
aradia!
Jade has warped all her bodyhair into the sun since she was 16.
She is the smoothest of kids.
rose
bullying
make it happen
...
I WARNED YOU
I'm workin' on it sheesh, I got a job and shit and I'm trying to move, tormenting Lalonde will happen
im working on a short seven act play about life afterwards in homestuck
It will be filled with juicy drama and adultery
what shall the name be
shit has anyone drawn aradia dressed as creepy susie?
DRAWFRIENDS
It's fucking incredible. He really did. Hussie really doesn't have what it takes to talk professionalism.
son of a bitch
>adultery
homecuck
So who would you guys call the "protagonists" of Homestuck?
I'd say the three main characters are John, Vriska, and Roxy
blessed be ye
explain
yeah
each for a different "season" of homestuck
john: season 1 acts 1-4
vriska: season 2 act 5
roxy: season 3 act 6
Caliborn.
P R O P H ET
PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bill bolin. former music team member.
(youtube.com
Left on bad terms after some drama. Basically, Andrew fucked up in managing the music team.
John Vriska and Caliborn, idiot
None. Homestuck doesn't like characters, and doesn't have main ones. Just people it absently follows around, doing nothing.
wwhat are the odds that Homestuck 2.0 doesn't suck?
wasn't this like in act 3? jesus
AND ALL OF YOUR HEROES ARE GONE.
Going with John, Vriska and Caliborn.
I think if Roxy got more solo time, she'd qualify.
His music was pretty good. He sounded like a total shithead, but he was still right.
same odds of you keeping that badge
John, Roxy, Vriska, maybe Caliborn
I'm so mixed on Caliborn, he's hilarious but he's a symptom of the meta cancer
Kanaya.
Roxy has only been important for like the last tiny corner of Act 6.