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I dislike thing!

I second the motion that OP is declared to be the national Cocksucker.

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WERE GUNNA WIN. WERE GUNNA WIN SO MUCH YOULL GET SICK OF IT AND ILL SAY I DONT CARE. WE'LL KEEP ON WINNING UNTIL WE CANT WIN ANYMORE.

WERE GUNNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

ORDER

youre not a janitor or mod, are you squidward?

That is not a suggestion, he was stating facts, did you just join or something?

reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HORABOL MEMBA

HORABOL MEMBA

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I PROPOSE WE:

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

CAN I GET A SECOND?

I'm forming a motion to make cuckoldry a national sport.

GOOD MORNING

Your honer I demand this man be executed!

I agree we must "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW"

>"The Committee now puts forth resolution 17A-4U-B."
>"A voice vote is to be tallied by the floor."
>"All in favor?"
>"AYE" echoes in the room
>"All those opposed?"
>"NAY" echoes just as loudly
>"The Floor Leader rules that the Ayes have it!"
>mix of cheering and booing
>protest erupts
>"The committee will honor a recount. The Issue in question is as follows: 'Are Awoo posters ruining Trump General?' "
>"All in favor?"
>"AYE"
>"All Opposed?"
>"NAY"
>"The Courts will reconsider the legislative piece."
>"THIS FLOOR IS HEREBY ADJOURNED"

awoo

Thank you for yielding the floor, I have an important announcement to make: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KEK AYY LMAO EAT SHIT BOIPUSSY A FUCKING LEAF

Greece! Please pay your fucking debts!

HONORBA MEMBA.HONORBA MEMBA.HONORBA MEMBA.HONORBA MEMBA.HONORBA MEMBA.HONORBA MEMBA.HONORBA MEMBA.HONORBA MEMBA.
YOU MUST VALIDATE WITH DIGITS OTHERWOISE YOU MUST WITHDRAW

FIRST TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

SHALL WE GAS THE KIKES?

ALL IN FAVOR?

ONORABE MEMBAH

Old guard reporting in.

HONORBRA MEMBAH

ONORABE MEMBAH

ONORABE MEMBAH

ONORABE MEMBAH

ONORABE MEMBAH

ONORABE MEMBAH

ONORABE MEMBAH..

YOU MUST VALIDATE THIS DISCUSSION WITH DIGITS OTHERWISE IT IS INVALID

......furthermore, I am of the opinion Israel must be destroyed.

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AYE

ONAHOLE MENSTRUAL

ONORABOL MEMBAHONORABOL MEMBAHONORABOL MEMBAHONORABOL MEMBAH

YOU ARE NOT A DOCTAH

also check em

AYE

AYE

I propose state mandated gfs. All in favor post Aye.

Any other oldfags here?
Cerberus? Natsoc? Sons of Liberty? Bull and Moose? Socialist Workers Party? Workers Socialist Party?

I propose a global meme embargo on Canada effective immediately until they stop shitting up every thread they post in.

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ONORABOL MEMBAH

ONORABOL MEMBAH
ONORABOL MEMBAH
ONORABOL MEMBAH
ONORABOL MEMBAH

A DAMP RAG
NON COUNTRY

ALL THOSE IN FAVOR PLEASE CHECK EM

That and the free succubus gfs law were passed into Constitution a long time ago if memory serves well.

whig party reporting

ONORABLE MEMBAH

Could Sup Forums posts actually be used in a court of law? Are there any documented cases of this?

NAY
I propose instead we use right wing death squads to round up and kill. Also nuke isreal.

ALL ONOARBOL MEMBAHS IN FAVOR?

shut up fatso

FUCK YOU FAGGOT THING IS GREAT

ONAROBLE MAMBAH
ONAROBLE MAMBAH
ONAROBLE MAMBAH
ONAROBLE MAMBAH
YOU MUST WITHDRAWL YOUR STATEMENT IN THE NAME OF MY DIGITS!

I propose a paper I've written in my free time on why multiculturalism is needed for our country to survive and how to fully integrate our new 30 million syrian/turkish/bedouin refugees by pairing them up with a citizen of opposite gender to encourage their integration. The pairing should only last up to a total of 2-3 years!

ONORABLE SPEAKAH
ONORABLE SPEAKAH

UNGAWA!!!!

RECOGNIZE MY DIGITS, ONORABAH SPEKAH

DEY EAT THE ANOOS, AND LICK DA POOPOO

I propose we gas you.

All in favor say AVE.

Nice. I did false flag as a whig once.
CAPITALISM HO MY DEAR. NOW LETS DEREGULATE EVERYTHING AND BUILD MORE RAILROADS BEFORE TEA TIME.

Play this song at any political shin dig

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DIS MAN. DIS MEMBAH, HE CALL ME A PIECE OF...SH.
A PIECE OF S.H.I.T

thank you for your input valuable speaker! your words will be definitely considered!

AYE

I motion that this house recognize human rights as a meme. This will hopefully kick off my "No Minority Child Left Alive" initiative.

YE, THE SOUTH PACIFIC RAILWAY IS NOTHING BUT A COVERUP BY THE JEWS TO CONTROL AMERICA

>this was actual narative back in that day
>things never change

AYYY

CHECK THIS ONORABLE MEMBAH OUT

a better song
youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

ONORABLE MHEMBAH

ONORABLE MHEMBAH

ONORABLE MHEMBAH

ONORABLE MHEMBAH

ONORABLE MHEMBAH

WHICH ONE SAID THIS TO YOU
ONORABLE MHEMBAH

ONORABLE MHEMBAH

I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY YOU SAID THAT TO ME, RACIST!

>2016
>not liking thing

>when you hit the blunt too hard

Really? lel.

yeah i learned it from my based US history teacher back awhile ago.. he was cool. told history and let us decide

I-IT WAS HEEM! DIS PIECE OF SHIT!

>82616685

ONAROBLE MAMBAH

ONAROBLE MAMBAH

YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT IN PARLIAMENT

ONAROBLE MAMBAHZ

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Shit this is the old version. If I remember correctly newer versions allow independents, so the "You can not vote or take part in the parliament when not in a party" rule goes out the window.

AYE AYE

Yes. But it is VERY, VERY, VERY unlikely. Doing so pretty much means your career as a lawyer is over though. Unless a post says very detailed shit like nuclear launch codes, how to break in a persons home step by step, etc. That said, a VPN pretty much makes the whole trying to find you thing pointless. I worked in a couple of government offices over the years, they do not have the disposable resources nor the interest to spend on petty shit like that.

The shows like CSI that say otherwise are just (((berg's))) trying to scare the public. You would be shocked at how many crimes people could get away with because the government just doesn't give a shit.

speaker -THE MEMBER WILL REFER TO THE QUESTION WITH DIRECT RELEVANCE
>THE MEMBER WILL REFER TO THE QUESTION WITH DIRECT RELEVANCE

MP's *mumblings*

speaker -THE MEMBER WILL RESUME HIS SEAT

ORDER, order, ORDER

THIS PARLIAMENT WILL COME TO ORDER

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The beginning of this video

We call this Hearing to order. First question to austraila? Is it true you advocate for blacked threads? Second Question, what should cenk's nickname be? I'm Cenk "every armenian on a cross" Ughyr

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