>Faculty of Arts >walk into building >statue of David >Ooh that's kind of cool >White artiste is standing next to him >"THIS STATUE IS PATRIARCHAL AND SEXIST!" >smashes state of david >tears off her pants >pulls out blooded tampon >starts eating >crowds of onlookers celebrate the new artistry and the destruction of traditionalism >she demands you take her back to your place >if you decline you'll be expelled >you reluctantly accept >you go home and she forces sex on you >you cry for an hour that night because you weren't ready >she has you arrested the next day for rape Meanwhile: >STEM building >robots and reactors >everyone happy
the accuracy in this hurts. how the fuck do we fix the problem of overly politically active college feminists with too much time. My university fucking implores people to deface it with chalk murals and derogatory slogans that typically resonate along the lines of "all men are rapist pigs", which is only a half truth.
Sorry, it's not social justice. Social jistice is when u r qualified and hard-workign guy starving as fuck and can't find a job, war is ongoing, diseases are everywhere cause economic is stagnating and you xare going to rich and wealthy guy, fucking his pretty daughter and wife, robbing his home. That's fucking social justice.
Brandon Howard
>this is your brain on Krokodil
David Ward
>russian on the internet >communistic rant >probably high on krokodil
Owen Morales
Go fuck urself fugging capitalistic faggots. Your problems are shit, just like you.
Blake Cruz
Xaxaxaxa
Bentley Moore
been a while since I graduated but this was up at the courtyard of my university in 2011 or 2012. it was part of an arts project, they wrote about SJW stuff and put these signs up
Isaac Young
>oh no how will I choose which breakfast cereal to buy from the 80 different ones my supermarket carries >#justCapitalistProblems
Logan Kelly
now what's really fucked up is that someone posted this picture earlier this year to talk about how far gone their university is. I recognized my old campus immediately. zoom in and read, it's identical.
an """art project""" for the same class, with th same professor, years apart, yet the exact same.
Hunter Myers
>the penultimate argument against capitalism is a 40 year old russian guy on the internet hyperventilating over his keyboard while furiously typing till the keys have faded and when his krokodil-induced keyboard warrioring is over the world stands shocked at the complexity and arrangement of his argument. capitalist governments the world over fall, and a new era of peace, prosperity and leninist socialism is ushered in.
Lucas Morris
>tfw Russian use of krokodil is almost nill while its becoming very popular in the southern US states.
Isaiah Gray
I went to Coventry University, England. A city both full of old racist white people, scummy chavs and nice but super left wing young people. I'm bi (deal with that as you want) and saw an LGBT society at Cov Uni, figured as I was single I could have a look, find someone cute and either have sex or get a bf/gf.
>First year, filled with fun people, played Cards Against Humanity, people brought in cake, watched movies, went out and got smashed at pubs together >Second year fat lesbians and this one hideous transgirl start to take over the power clique >Third year most of the guys start to leave, anyone white or cis male was seen as evil, the hidden council started hiding their decisions and votes from the rest of the group >No more cake and movies >This one enormous cunt tried to get me kicked out of the University THREE TIMES >Once for using the word trap to describe someone >Once for fat-shaming her as she claimed, for talking about making cheap student meals, suggesting she cook in bulk and tupperware that shit for later then looking surprised when she answered "I can't. I can't cook food and not eat it, if it's in front of me I have to eat it all til it's gone" >My face >Slowly the LGBT society splits into two, the reasonable gay/bi guys and the insane, overweight lesbians, they try to get most of us kicked from the university for being transphobic, fat shaming or homophobic
The icing on the cake was when they reached out to the Nigerian society, suggesting we share a dinner or something to help them understand LGBT issues. They responded very angrily with violent threats, but the council of fatties didn't even think of trying to get them in trouble because they were poor Nigerians who just didn't understand
Thomas Collins
>capitalist I will remind ur that's the whole fucking world is now capitalistic. And all dat problems with stavations, hundread of millions dead from different shit is capitalist problems too. And yeah, you are mortal. Capitalism can't into global scientific problems like immortality of a man. So the fact that you are well-being means nothing. You are going to die anyway.
Caleb Garcia
Nah. I'm 20 years old, lenin sucks - degenerate dictator, I'm more interested in science and escapism than in politics and personal well-being than collective one. But gommunism is awesome values and I want society to be built on it, sry
Evan Lewis
>tfw living in a red state and never having to see this shit i feel sorry for you leafs.
>dykes make out in University library >librarian tells them to stop >they make a flashmob because muh sodomy >a conservative student union makes a counter-demonstration and fucks their shit up
Joseph King
Is this some of that classic Russian Nihilism™ I hear so much about?
Bentley Carter
>the union of soviet edgelords had immortal supermen >mfw
David Carter
I feel sorry for you, Leaf.
Jacob Morgan
>how the fuck do we fix the problem of overly politically active college feminists with too much time?
Get rid of useless majors.
Liam Campbell
Nothing of that calibur. But for my general ed i have to take four liberal arts courses. And I have seen women and fags at my college who could pass as SJWs. And I am in California.
Does this count user?
Nolan Russell
Like gender studies.
Charles Edwards
I was heavily involved in social justice when i went to college. We just wanted multicultural centers so student organizations had places to hold events.
Austin Walker
Please make made up stories somewhat realistic
Brayden Nguyen
I go to a liberal college in a liberal state in a liberal city and it's generally okay. There are certainly classes that fall prey to SJW bullshit, but usually can be avoided for some other elective. I did have to take a Multiculturalism in America course and it was all the bullshit you'd expect, but it was only because I was a transfer student.
I'd say the worst SJW shit I personally saw was my peer mentor that I never saw in person sign his emails with the signature "Preferred Pronouns: He, Him, his."
Other than that it was relatively tame.
James Cook
Gender Studies, Womens Studies, Humanities, and Sociology.
Bentley Miller
This is the solution: Gather the names of every sjw instructor in universities and call them out for their marxist brainwashing bullshit. They are the tumors that the cancer spreads from
Alexander Price
>Humanities Never thought that would be a major. Damn.
Benjamin Cook
Here's what you do
>Ignore them >Focus on your own success >When you're a business owner, don't hire them >When you're a policy maker, don't listen to them >When you're a manager, don't promote them
These people will either have to move past their childish ideas or be stuck as some sad perpetual student since their existence is sustained by other retarded students.
Brayden Young
It hadn't but USSR could try to solve this problem and spent a trillions dollars on it. Cause of planned economy. Capitalism can't. I don't want to die, so I wish commies were on the rule with there mad scientific projects. I suppose no, it's more like shit from 19 centuary. But maybe partly. Anyway I fucked ur mum, m8
Nolan Cruz
But I'm gay.
I'd shoot the bitch.
Zachary Barnes
Then fucking do it you colossal fucking fag. You homos get a bad rap within the right-wing community because the right-wing homos don't ever speak out and it seems to always be cock gobbling left-wing fags spear heading every new topic.
Easton Watson
gay people are a fucking majority now, didn't you know? you are part of the patriarchy to fucking express your privilege or some stupid shit
Aaron Reed
If you want to be immortal, become super rich, they probally already figured it out but closely guard it. Plebs don't deserve to be immortal, there's too many of them
Andrew Hughes
I took a Women's studies course at my university as an elective. Not because I really wanted to but a friend of mine took it the semester before and she said I'd love it because it would give me a chance to argue with crazy people. And boy was she right.
It was literally an entire semester of a bunch of women complaining that men were responsible for not only all of THEIR problems, but for every problem in history. And when pressed to explain what women would do to fix it, their only response was that they couldn't be worse than men.
I unironically had the time of my life in there laughing at those nutjobs and chatting with the two or three poor sane girls who just took the course thinking they'd get to actually learn about women who contributed to civilization.
Gabriel Gonzalez
We speak up, the problem is that people see us and think "Evil white straight man", and unlike the fags we don't want to shove our sexuality in their faces just to prove a point
Jason Martin
Fair point.
Julian Cox
>probably And probably not. Science isn't a fucking bitchgirl on a serve of rich and need investitions of the whole country/world. And growing on social ranks is a random as fuck. >plebs don't deserve it Well eternal life can be like 70 years free than pay 60000$ a year/prove that you have to live eternaly. In commiestate all that plebs-hurrdurr eternal life problems will be solved with graphics of nessesary amount of births and death quite easily.
Wyatt Russell
I took an intro anthropology class in first year. One thing I still remember
We had a project where we had to write a short prompt on what we should do about a clash of cultures that was going on.
There's a tribe in south America that gave up their blood to scientists in the 70s. Decades later, they somehow learned that the blood was still in storage. They're up in arms because, according to their culture, the deceased can't rest if there's any remnant of their physical body that was not burnt to ash.
These prompts were reviewed by other students at our and other unis participating in this project (each paper would be "graded" by 5 of ~500 other students for 30% of the grade on that assignment)
I wrote that nothing should be done because it's not an anthropologist's place to get in the middle of things and play activist. the 5 kids who read it gave it 100%, said they never thought of it that way, etc.
the other 70% of the grade came from the prof. She gave me 55% on it (no idea what the criteria actually was), so I ended up with a shit grade for the assignment. Obviously I think she just didn't like that I wasn't writing about how we should pickett the research lab and travel to the native tribe to prep their bulls.
switched to sciences the next year
Ethan Flores
... was this your life in the 90s?
Adrian Green
>Eating lunch in student lounge/cafeteria/hip meeting place, reading book >2 chicks walk up, one clearly related to the Hutts, the other could be a decent 8/10 with work but dressed and expressions of a bitch >"Hiiiiiii, we're going to be taking a few minutes of your time" >Nuh. >"OH, uh well SIR, we need some things from you" >Nuh. >"We're here from the Women's Stability club, our goal is to make sure women get support they need away from the pressures of daily life be-" >Nuh. >"...BECAUSE of the disadvantages they face in modern society. Currently we're taking donations for" >Nuh. (They talk over me this time) >single mothers whose partners ran off to take care of the child themselves." >Pouty Peggy shows me a picture of your typical coalburner holding a niglet, Porky McHolstein just glaring at me as she has been for the duration of this after the first "no." >"If people who are well off such as yourself were to donate just 50, 60, maybe 70 dollars each they-" >Nuh. (Please note as they say this, I look like a hobo. I was going to head out to do shit outdoors so I'm using torn rags of clothes) >"...you don't want to help them?" >Nuh. >she leans in close >"Look, give us at least a 20 for this cause or we'll give you trouble" >Nuh. >Now she hand the papers she was carrying to the Snorlax next to her and yelps followed by a few things like "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT" while I continue to eat my lunch >She runs off while Porch Walrus makes a smug face at me, making sure I don't leave >Bitch A comes back almost immediately leading a security guard >This guy is one of my friends I literally hang out with after school. Later he told me he had already seen them talking to me as he passed through so he knew their story was bogus. >he looks at their expecting faces, looks at me, looks back at them >Nuh. >walks off, they're horrified >I get up and also walk off, giving them the only shred of emotion out of the entire ordeal: a colossal shit-eating grin
Joshua Reyes
Heres some Fresh OC from this morning. Not from a campus, but a FB Real Estate group for primarily University kids. I thought this guy was trolling at first, but then realized he was for real. My reply to him to follow. 1/2
Christian Carter
2/2
Connor Rodriguez
Here's how I deal with them: >go to STEM building >play with the cool robots >finish college >make money playing with robots Wow, that was hard.
I hate it when these birches assume your well off because you go to college My entire family income was 15k a year all my life , I got here cause I worked hard . But nah I look white and am in college, I'm rich as fuck
Josiah Howard
>take summer class, Argumentation and Rhetoric (communication) even though I don't have to >first class, woman teacher starts cussing, goes in 15minute rant about how white people commit the most crimes and how "white boys dont finish my class" >drop the class the next day
I was going to report it, but would've probably been a waste of my time
Jeremiah King
Yeah. Kind of. We lost like 15-25 miillions with high mortallity/low birth rate. Thanks to mmurica and neoliberal goverment:3 Our fundamental scientists were collecting bottles for recycling and selling books, lol
Jacob Gonzalez
Get rekt commie
Alexander Cook
>taking into to political philosophy course freshman year >first day >walk in late so only a few seats left >sit next to androgynous 250 pound brownish skinned blob with dyed blue hair >contemplate the existence of said blob until professor arrives >bulldyke professor >goes over administrative stuff >finally get to overview of class material >goes over first couple weeks looking at basic philosophers like socrates, kant, and locke >says "Sorry about all these old white men, but the department doesn't give me much flexibility with intro courses" >blob emits some kind of gargling noise >not sure if laugh or horrible lung decease >Bulldyke excitedly exclaims that for the whole second half of the course we will be learning about diverse """political philosophers""" like MLK >stand up right then and nope my way out the door >take an economics of latin america class instead >mfw when my based Brazilian econ prof spent a week talking about how based Pinochet was and how leftist slander him in the media constantly over there
Aaron Stewart
>implying they weren't already doing that before hell, the soviet space program was a bunch of tin cans and a basic radio transmitter held together by collectivised poster stamps.
Robert Torres
>Falling for the (((Educational Jew))).
Jayden Hill
M?I'm talking about fundamental scientists, silly. Space program is more engineering problem. All intellectuals faced a choise - go to west or die from hunger. >implying Implying anyones else program that time wasn't on same technical level. Nat fair. If gommies had won in Mmurica gommies wouldn't have treated as bad with Mmurica:c
Juan Morales
Good job denying that bullshit right then and there.
Dominic Torres
>tfw my microeconomics professor was Italian >Touched on how the EU is basically a big protectionist state and will fail. >Says fascist Italy handled its finances better
Grayson Morris
Econ is the only liberal art not yet compromised by leftism
Mason Jackson
My school did a race matters thing. I have lots of stories from that year, but this is the best.
>Legal Ethics class >Book on "New Jim Crow". >Book states that Black men are disproportionately imprisoned because of war on drugs. >Decide to do my homework. >Black men are 6% of population, yet commit 60% of violent crime and 50% of property crime. >Drugs as worst crime makes up 4% of entire prison population. >Write a paper on this bullshit. >Professor publishes it to rest of the class. >Cuckservative in class says "We are all privileged whites, we can't possibly understand!" He goes on to say that blacks are NOT barbarians. >I ask him if he agrees with the following: 1. 1/3 Black men will go to prison 2. 60% of violent crimes (gun crime, murder, assault, robbery, etc) 3. 60% of all blacks in prison are there for violent crime >He agrees >I say that means 1/5 (20%) black men will become violent criminals.
Prof changes the subject real quick.
Nathan Rogers
People here are so insufferable I just go hang out with townies
David Rogers
Story 2: >Taking a literature class >(((Professor))) walks in >Opens his mouth >"Why is American literature about nothing but dead white guys" >I get up and leave immediately >I go back to dorm and drop the class >I go the department chair with a complaint >I go to the Dean with a complaint >I got to the President with a complaint.
Jackson Green
kay, but... >be me >top of the line undergraduate >pressed by university to conform >all undergraduates do a history course >history course is headed by raging, unapologetic feminist >power structures are her fetish >she prefers her female students >doesn't realise the irony in this >all undergraduate students are either brainwashed by her rants or kill themselves in an attempt to escape >the university is actually an re-education camp. >all universities and colleges are. >except for in russia. idk where i was going with this.
Matthew Edwards
I don't normally post in shit like this, but my uni had to be the only uncucked one left
>went to ASU >join frat >get drunk and sleep with hot sluts weekly >during occupy wallstreet shitfest >occupy Tempe comes to town >about fourteen kids on the lawn at the library holding signs >neckbeards, problem glasses, didn't even know those existed out here >two fraternities had their pledges "join the protest" wearing burlap sacks and had signs that said "we want free shit" or "gender studies>engineering" >personal favorite was "why doesn't anyone else like soccer?"
Jose Morales
I went to art school( well for a semester until I dropped out to go into trade school) and didn't experience any SJW crap aside from the mandatory social class. Our last paper was some horseshit "lol write a 20 page paper from this list of preselected topics"
It was almost entirely stuff like "modern feminism and its struggles" "racism from your perspective" etc etc.
I asked the prof if I could write something more relevant to my major(lol art). He seemed cool and clearly wasn't the one who chose these pre selected topics. He said yes as long as he saw the topic first.
He okayed the topic (It was an essay on the Florence Baptistry Door) and I got to work. A month later I got a 0 because it wasn't from a preselected list of topics.
I should have just sucked feminism's dick for a paper and sucked it up.
Robert Ross
We had a guy get all the way to the Dean with a complaint about our Christian Club. He was asshurt that he wasn't allowed a Muslim( or maybe it was Sikh, idk) club and perceived the Christian Club as some sort of supremacy group.
Except he was always allowed to have a religious club. He just couldn't get anyone to join.
The best part is the Christian Club was a bunch of different races and people with a lot of spillover from the anime and film clubs for some reason.
