"How do I know we can trust you?"

>"How do I know we can trust you?"
>"I haven't killed you yet."

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but that makes sense user ...

>how do I know we can trust you?
>I haven't killed you yet
>you don't
>what other option you got?
>character turns out to be the bad guy all along

Get a job

No it doesn't he's usually using them

>heheh if I wanted you dead you'd be dead already

>i love you
>i know

>villain killed loved one of hero

>hero and sidekicks have villain surrounded, sidekick goes in to strike

>"No! This is my fight."

Dumb frog poster

>phew that was a close one name? Name...?
>name turns out to be dead

>"No. We're all in this together."
>MC thinks for four seconds
>"Alright"

>I'll give you a head start

>try me

>If it bleeds, we can kill it

>we have to
>we're a family!


ruined GotGV2 teebeeh

>something you should know about me

>i ALWAYS get what I want

>You aren't going to shoot me. You don't have the balls.

you could make a dialogue drive role play game out of these cliche options

>I have a plan.
>You're not going to like it.

>MC spares antagonist

>"even when you have power, you are weak!"

>main character is badly beaten and bruised
>"you should see the other guy"

>alright... time for plan B
>there is no plan B!

>You and what army?
>This army
>Ensemble kicks open door, ready to back main hero up

>"What's plan B!?"
>"THIS IS PLAN B!"

>what other option you got
this is usually an ok one if they really have no other option

obligatory

>alright... time for plan B
>this is plan B!

>What's plan B?
>Improvise

>Come on, join me _______
>...No

you forgot your pic, here let me upload one for you

>heist plan steps are being shown step by step while a voiceover explains each step

>*turns to nearby crowd*
>SEE HOW WEAK YOUR HERO TRULY IS?

>hold the onions

>accidentally shoots
>both characters look at each other, stunned
>bad guy falls over
>"YOU ACTUALLY SHOT ME!"

literally happens in return of the king, bravo hackson

>character says something insightful followed by some random bullshit
>"What did you say?!"
>repeats random bullshit
>"No, *before* that"

>you weren't supposed to be here!

>now say it ten times fast!

Suggest a better alternative for a plan that will work. Knowing beforehand is worse, you're basically sitting through the same thing twice.

>fight scene taking place in a crowded city
>*random citizen* stares at hero in awe
>hero smirks at citizen and resumes fighting villain

>sword makes SHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIING even if it's touching anything or even moving

>I think the real question is... WHEN are we?

>why are you here?!

>whoa... now that's a question. why are any of us here?

>hero and villain forced to work together
>they somehow have perfect synergy and combos

>gun sounds like a bag full of coins whenever the character points it at something

>*the citizen swoons*

>time for plan b
>what's plan b?
>RUN!

>samurai jack

>i guess we're more alike than we thought

>turn on the lightsaber
>the energy blade doesn't come out at the speed of light

>What does this button do?

>W-whats wrong _____
>flashback to hero in the kitchen with his wife and kid
>Its nothing

>Character gets stabbed in the back with a knife
>"BACK STABBER!"

>male character struggling with a task
>female character takes over and does it with ease
>"I grew up with dubs"

>w-why did you save me?
>i don't know man, it's just....

>It's over
>No, it's only just begun..

>credits roll

>tfw these stupid cliche threads force you to stifle your laughter at theaters
it's even worse if the movie is trying to be serious

>post credits a hand pops out of the ground

>couple gets into a heated argument
>"I'm pregnant."

Name one example.

kind of off topic but why has there never been a laughing Pepe? the closest one is him smiling big

Sup Forums isn't a great board but these threads are quite seriously my favorite ones on this website

They're hilarious every single time

>boyfriend sharply exhales in a way that sounds like "wuh"

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>Is it hot?
>It's ice cold

>hero and sidekick are surrounded
>by people similar to the sidekick
>hero: "What do we do now?"
>sidekick: "What do you mean, 'we'?"
>tfw

how fucking new are you

>male and female get into an argument
>they start making out and then sex

just fucking post it here

Admit it, you enjoy this one.

ok ive seen it before thanks. and dont call me new

fuck off retard

Make one then newfag

>character throws something offscreen
>cat yells out in the background

>"If I told you, I'd have to for you."

...

>It was you the whole time?

>if we do that, we'll die!
>you're already dead

>I've been waiting so long for you to say that

>sex scene
>wilhelm scream

>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>Fight begins
>Hard way it is

>Deja VU!

eat my farts first

>don't do this! i know the real you is in there somewhere
>the real you wouldn't do this!

>We'll take my car
>"You drive in THAT?"

>heh, you came all this way just to merely survive?
>no, i came all this way to LIVE

way ahead of you

in english doc

Which word don't you know?

>So, you came back to die with your city.
>No I came back to stop you!

>WAIT! if you kill him you will be just like him!

>one character is silent the whole movie
>extremely serious event happens
>camera pans to character
>"Oh shit..."

>hes behind me, isnt he?

>"let me explain wormholes"
>folds paper
>stabs a hole through it with a pencil
>"wormholes"

>do you know who am i? you are fired

why is everyone so desperate for attention in The Leftovers?

>"See, there's nothing in here!"
>*monster immediately ambushes the guy from the darkness*

What kind of Pepe is this?

>gruff scary demeanor
> has a heart of gold

The next step in meme warfare.
Welcome... to meme ops.

>shootout happening
>sidekick trying to carry a case filled with money
>Hero:''Forget the money!''
>sidekick: ''Never!"
>gunshot hit the case/ close to the sidekick
>throws money away and runs for his life