Scalie Schoolie

the school is tricked further into believing that best girl is worst girl

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from panel 2 onward everyone is extra cute

wow, she really can't catch a break

Whoa, this is starting to become an actual incident.

At least Amber is on Violet's side.

>saved the small version
Get it together, user

Are these threads being deleted for some reason? I just posted this like ten minutes ago, and its gone.

Violet is the Cutiest Schoolie

I don't see any reason it would. We've got new content, and homestuck is allowed to keep threads with as little as a shitty vlog to start with. Maybe there was an Internet problem, or you posted to the wrong board.

Holy fuck. I didn't expect the situation to get THIS bad.

Thread duplicates I think.

Right after I clicked F5 I seen two Scalie Schoolie threads before the tab changed.

The only thing more frightening than the rumor mill is the windmill.

Happy (late) mothers day!

NO
DON'T BULLY HER

Look at those delinquents clothes, she obviously deserves to be bullied

What's so scary about the windmill?

I think that part of the reason Teresa is so successful is the comic seems to work way better with blunt characters than sarcastic ones. With Teresa specifically, much of her appeal comes from the "wait, what?"
The reader experiences when she says something particularly dumb and cute. A problem arises when other characters try to be snarky or quippy, as the writer feels as though sarcastic remarks have to be delivered through giant explanations that both set up and deliver future gags, when really understatement both leaves a better impact on the reader and seems more natural. I mean look, a lot of fan favorite characters seem to be the dumber, more straightforward ones, though maybe that might just be that people find them cuter. But I would argue that a 4 panel format doesn't lend itself well to some gags.

It's where Frankenstein's Monster was cornered and burned out by an angry mob.

That happened in the classic movie right?

I've only read the book. I went in expecting horror but it was just sci-fi or with the "do not play god" message.

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I can agree with that. Less is often more.

That's one cute mom.

Have you shared it with Shen yet? He'd love it.

It was a gift, not mine!

Do you just mean successful with yourself?

Is that the furry Azumanga Daioh?

STOP

>furry

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Amber's pretty chill for a basket case.

Need the chart.

There's a couple of those.

>still no Axolotl

What are they waiting for?

That was a fun thread.

I want a caiman lizard girl

yup

There's one of his other webcomic, before the reboot.

Well, Shelley's Frankenstein is considered by many to be the first ever sci-fi novel, so you're not too far out!

There's a Caiman Rider, if that counts.

Judging by how she has some of the most fan art for a character without obvious fetish potential, no, I'd say people as a whole like her a lot.

They made one, but she's early concept art. I don't even think she got a tentative name.

That one on the left is just a Cacturne.

You can't just do that.

You can't fuck a cacturne.

>You can't fuck a cacturne.
If people can fuck a cactus, they can fuck a cacturne

>You can't fuck a cacturne.
I see your game. Fine, I'll play along.

>>The main character has a lot of fanart

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Main girl is best girl.

Goddamnit, why can't humans have hips like these?!

They would die.

>You can't fuck a cacturne.
just ask Elfdrago

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>That one on the left is
The one on the left is pic related.

>Best girl is the only girl who still believes 2nd best girl isn't the worst girl

That's why she's the best girl

I thought it was her amazing charm and indefatigable purpose?

I'm so glad Shen didn't pick those awful hairstyles

For those yummy QC patreon $$$, shen decides this is the next schoolie to be added to the comic.

What do you do?

Not worry because that would never happen

Weaver has dedicated significant resources to sexualizing a cactus

Are hips a fetish

Hips are the best fetish.

I had no idea that I wanted these two to be a combo until now
Lonely girls adventures > lesbos adventures

In the Shen streams someone keeps saying amber is eventually gonna start hanging out with the lesbians exclusively because they're her only real friends. Maybe Violet will too.

Shen is streaming right now btw

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calling hips a fetish is like calling "knows how to tie own shoes" a skill

They're not fit for her character, have you ever known a depressed person with a complicated hairstyle?

That one guy who sings about cocaine?

is lizard amethyst in the comic a lot?

She's had a couple strips, but she hasn't been in the spotlight since the last Halloween special.

>lizard amethyst
Leave.

No but MILF is definitely a fetish though

I hope we get those two in the next arc since this one seems like it's almost over.

Does Sally count as a milf despite having no kids?

You technically don't have to be a mother to be a MILF, so yeah.

That's wrong though. MILF is literally Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Being a mother is the entire point of a MILF. It's the only requirement.

It's true.

>Parker
>Works for a paper
>Species lizard has the Spider-man color scheme

Impressive.

That's the weird thing, though. As far as the dictionary goes, all you have to be an older woman and be sexually attractive. It's best to be a mother to be a MILF, but it's somehow not required.

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you're just saying that because you think the body types are similar.

amythyst is a squat pudgy saggy thing that would fit in with goblins in LoTR.

Geraldine is of average height (compred to the other schoolies) and just happens to be thick.

>older woman
She's also only in her twenties if I remember right.

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Lily got teen pregnant or something and she and Sally went to High School together

There's a school windmill?

>You'll never fight for justice with your cute scientist waifu

My sister's got clinical depression and always does the most elaborate stuff with her hair anyways.

She also doesn't have that disgusting hair lip

At first I didn't like Trixie's character design but after a while it grown on me.

Plus her pants and top make a lot more sense after seeing what she's based off of.

You mean the cleft lip? That's because we aren't diversity schoolie.

She's not one of my favorites, but I agree, I've grown to like her a lot more since introduction. Some of that might be a particular piece of fan art where she has a dilys Daki and is hopelessly subservient.

>Some of that might be a particular piece of fan art where she has a dilys Daki and is hopelessly subservient

Link?

Liska is a treasure

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that and the hair

Body types, hair, and both purple.

The comparison is shallow as fuck.

Quit trying to make any part of that show relevant here.

Well trips don't lie.

checkem

Isn't that just what a cougar is supposed to be?

>both purple

Not remotely. Her oldest outfit in the concept art is purple though. It was probably changed because they knew the Amethyst comparison would be drawn.

Rank your schoolie power levels. Not waifu tiers, I mean actual power levels of who could kick who's ass.