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Australia is gay edition

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Brilliant edition

They’re proper gay

Any dicks for me to suck lads?

Always need to be wary of those who have a facebook profile pic of something other than a picture of themselves

A picture of a drawn character, for example, shows low self-esteem.

Right Wing Populism:

Nige, Don

Left Wing Populism

Bernie, Jezza

>british """comedy"""

reckon i could shag the rorke out of lauren if i met her

tfw no gay Aussie buttboi bf

>comedy

watch out jannys about

>lauren "he was only half black" southern

There's very little rorke in that gym mat

oh wow and have yet another left-wing woman wow that'd be original

They hired a half-black fellow at work, his mum is unironically Swedish.

>janitoring Sup Forums, much less Sup Forums and even lesser /brit/
creasing

Literally USA

1950: women are attracted to all types of men
2000: women are only attracted to chad
2050: women are only attracted to tyrone and ahmed (black and arab chads respectively)

Shut your mouth or I'll fuck it sheepy.

good morning

GOOD MORNING

isn't it funny?

YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU

NOW I KNOW... I know that virtually none of you have ever worked a PROPER JOB in your LIVES

rather disillusioned to be honest

don't know why anyone would want to be PM

What are the lads having for breakfast or dinner?

saw a study recently that women would rather be single than date someone they believe to be below them.

basically 25-50% of men are fucked

6 figure income innit?

combine with feminism and education/work environments suiting women better and you raise the percentage higher through social engineering

Can't really blame them, I'm not willing to date down either

i see a ba boom bison

ah yes 99% income tax

besides they can't even use the money or they get scrutinised

dunno ask them

Hello, King George VII...it is me, your cousin.

I am GANONDORF. Son of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Tell me where you are hiding the Triforce of Courage!

Bought to get a fry up on the go, not as impressive as this but something vaguely resembling it

That's a huge brekkie.

Just put down ethnicity as swedish to get hired
They're gonna get the surprise of a lifetime tomorrow

what does the average swede even look like nowadays

*throws away the blood*
*tosses off the mushrooms*
*stores the tomatoes elsewhere*
*adds some rocket*
*puts some aioli on the side*

Alright now I'm ready

Impossible to get a regular old serving of french toast in any cafe I've found in my area

How about you lads?

runt

Had a piff 20 minute sleep on the train just now

zyzz has been dead for over 6 years

can vividly remember laughing my ass off at that gif of him being wheeled through a parking lot in a shopping cart back on some forum in 2010 or 2011. need to find that gif

yanks getting savaged itt

>french toast
ooh lala mr fancy pants
here it's called eggy bread

life's good for us in the top 50%

They're all in your parliament' m8.

post some morning tunes lads

...

youtube.com/watch?v=SQ1nGH4VBEQ

SWITCHBLADES
COCAINE
GOTHBOI CLIQUE MAKE A HOE SHAKE

Welp, my suburb is now officially Cuckbourne tier. Any fellow lip wristed latte sippers want to tell me what to expect with a Greens MP?

youtube.com/watch?v=YvrSoCWBhEE

very emotional

>alarms go off in the morning
>get up
>gf whines and stays in bed
>have a shower, make tea and breakfast
>gf is still in bed, asleep
>wake her up
>she goes back to sleep
>wake her up again
>"I'm already awakeeeee"
>she goes back to sleep
>when it's 10am and she's missed her first lecture of the day she complains to me that I didn't wake her up
wow fucking fantastic, lets see if she can pull it off again today

get it lads? mourning tune? wahey

truly, this man was the son of God.

beat her

no toil today

god battlefront 2 is just awful.
if I had paid money for this I would be absolutely fuming. I get all EA and Dice games for free, and I still hardly play them. They need to reform their bussiness model quickly

How on earth do greens ever get power anywhere, I think there's only one town in the UK that has a green MP

right plonker that one is

>I get all EA and Dice games for free
how?

Why aren't you more supportive user, you never even asked if anything was wrong don't you care about me? It's not all about you, don't be defensive this isn't an argument you need to stop thinking about yourself I GIVE YOU SO MUCH AND FEEL LIKE I GET NOTHING IN RETURN.

i get money my nigga

but did she shit the bed

hahaha too true

YYAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

those games are just reskins of battlefield which hadn't changed since they ruined the franchise with bad company
shite company ea is

I have a ps5 and an xbox one 2 because my dad works at Nintendo

nothing wrong with this statement men are just too retarded to understand

potentially doxxable sorry m8

Rorke: missionary for the sake of reproduction with the same woman

Leftypol: interracial gay sex with strangers on a regular basis

Radcen: getting girls to give you prostate stimulation whilst they suck you off

ain't that the rusty trombone

being a weirdo in public atm

have a method

>no toil today
>fry up on the go
>fires on

Feels fucking good lads

I get all games for free

want a fry up so bad but can't be had in sweden

>>fry up on the go
translate for us thickos

Radical Bentrist is the designated homo political standpoint. There are several radical bentrists here.

imagine what I have to go through

Liking Traps is p centrist

Haram?

What needs to be explained?

I must say I like this new meme and shall be employing it myself in the future.

go through each word, there's only five

there are halal fryups now lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-uMcoypZc

youtu.be/S8a49u_EZf0
Is this the average cokelad night out

who make good earphones?

Breakfast in preparation

how is breakfast implied in "fry up on"

I cringe every time I see one of those, you know exactly what the person is going be like

krauts

...

Turkey bacon is ununironically good
Also I wouldn't kick her out of bed for leaving falafel crumbs

I'm 20 and my profile picture is still of me in year 10 haha

hope im not polluting the general with my blog posts

>salute your picture of the queen
>consume this whole

Is there any other way to start an Englishman’s day?

On the go you gold plated muppet

Ah yes can't buy sausages or eggs in sweden

I disagree.
It plays differently to battlefield (worse) and the heroes make it a very different experience. as well as the abilities, which they have hamfistedly made pay2win or behind a massive grind wall.

The similarities to battlefield are that it's a large scale pvp FPS with similar team numbers. But it just about ends there. The core of the game itself is actually good. If they removed all the bullshit and fixed the controls a bit, it would be a good star wars game. What has happened is Dice have developed a decent star wars game, and EA has added grind walls, lootboxes, pay2win mechanics, just basically made it impossible for you to enjoy the nice game DiCE has made

i find that you can replace a lot of meats with turkey with little to no loss of flavor. i use it instead of ground beef for instance

no
such as

the official picture of the queen costs like £70

Just opened this picture purely to see if there were hash browns. Don't worry you've been spared the death squads today

Rule Britannia and all that