Confess

Confess

I long for the days our forefathers lived without the desert religion

one of my coworkers lives in my neighborhood, and i know i should offer to carpool to save on gas emissions and shit, but i value cranking up the volume and jamming out on my commute.

also i get off on smelling used men's underwear.

Trump's tweets are embarrassing (but I still like him better than the last guy)

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I don't believe in the Holy Spirit xD

I like benis.

I think my neighbor is dead. But I don't want to be a weirdo and knock on the door in the off chance they are still kicking

I like boipucci

I hate other cultures

I hate other races

i don't have anything to confess, i'm perfect in every aspect.

I want to be a girl

I hate other races

I licked out my little sisters brown star and now i got herpes :( plz halp pastor

pls be my bf

I absolutely despise women

Trust me, you don't want that.

I sometimes have thoughts about genociding other ethnic groups expecially North africans and Gypsies.

I woke up very late.

i have autismo :(

>flag
not surprised

I come here only to shitpost.

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I sing Taylor Swift songs in falsetto when no one's around
I fucking love Taylor Swift

that's fucking disgusting, increasing your carbon footprint like that

end your life

>flag
not surprised

kek, I do that with Laura Pausini sometimes.

>fag
not surprised

>flag
not surprised.

Reformed nonce

Feels bad

I ate the whole cheese cake in one go again

oh wrong board

I walked in on two of my male friends having sex and I think I'm traumatised.

>I walked in on two of my male friends having sex and I think I'm traumatised.

What's this weird gay doujinscenario.

I masturbated with my butt

I can see the future sometimes

I do the virgin walk

I'm not a faggot like the rest of the norfags itt.
We were spending a weekend at my friends cabin and after much drinking we went to bed and then i went into their room because I was drunk and my best friend had X amounts of centimetres into the back of his throat.

I'm going to have to burn you, don't worry, it's a standard procedure for black magic checking

the longer i spend on Sup Forums, the more i question my sexuality

I'm white

I think human beings are disgusting, and I really enjoy causing people pain. I abuse my intelligence and compulsively lie.

haha fag

>american
>intelligence
Pick one

The same happened to me actually. Sup Forums specifically. I just filtered Finns and Baltics and Russians and some words like gay, bf and nothing now.

And don't even think of reading threads with anime as the OP on Sup Forums

I want to enslave people and die at the hand of a qt native at the age of 60.

what did you see

I dare questioned KARA BOGA in my heart once

I'm slothful

Italian giant cats are not real

I feel superior to most people I know

I finished the cheese yesterday and left nothing

scary

I want a gf.

Your grammar reflects your perfection.