Wow, oh wow!

Wow, oh wow!

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living the dream

Little sister? Isn't that the Alien girl who he tried to fuck?

>tried

Hal canonically fucked a 13-year-old.

13 of her years. Probably like 400 Earth years.

That's not how it works. The sun rotates quicker around her planet, she doesn't age quicker.

>hal got to fuck a loli

you think she said wow oh wow when she saw his dick?

They had a cute sibling relationship until she realized he was hot and she wanted his dick

>you will never be Hal's little sister

She used the ring to age her mind and body to adulthood.

>They had a cute sibling relationship until she realized he was hot and she wanted his dick


this sounds like the plot to a hentai, only hal and the girl were actually related

Im fairly sure I have read a doujin with that exact plot.

she wasn't a loli physically when they fucked

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>13-year old

She aged herself up physically and mentally my friend. It was fair game.

>Sun rotates around her planet

Wah.

Dude, if her planet takes more time to rotate around the sun then yeah, her years would be longer than Earth Years.
In the sense that 1 rotation/year for hear would take a longer time, so 1 of her years could well be a century.

For instance, 1 Uranus year is 84 Earth Years

>the ring can now do that by the way

>aged up space elf loli wants your dick
What was he supposed to do, say no?
Hal may be dumb, but he's not that stupid.

Silver/Bronze Age Rings were miracle machines user. When they say you are only limited by your imagination, they mean it.

Post the rest

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>Black Hand will never be like this again

I'll never understand what went through Johns' head when he thought about who to make the Avatar of the Black Lanterns.

I wanna know what happens next. Post more

Not him but I think I'll storytime something that came out of this.

This is just shortly after the Crisis and back when Guy was a complete asshole.

here's a couple more relevant pages

that's a good one too (sorry for brief interruption)

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Not even porn anymore, just a basic anime romance plot now.

and now comes the part where everyone gets wasted.

For your troubles.

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Now Guy knows how it feels to be date raped.

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Why does that kid have the face of a middle-aged lady?

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kids seen some shit, big green dick

Everyone's drunk and crying now

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Moral of the story, drink responsibly.

>casual clothes Salaak
I didn't know i wanted this in my life

Doesn't change the fact that she was clearly not an adult for her species. It's like having sex with a 25 year old Elf. That's still a child not just in their culture but biologically in their life cycle.

>Doesn't change the fact that she was clearly not an adult for her species
she was after she aged herself up though

It takes less time. She was 14 Earth years old and 28 of he planet's years old. Her kind also ages at the same rate as humans.

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>okay blackie

She aged herself physically. She couldn't possibly have also gone through mental maturation. She definitely still has the mind of an adolescent.

Nigga see how that goes in court

it's not like there are any legal precedents where it was established that it's not okay to bang somebody who's mental age isn't aligned with their physical age

Hal did nothing wrong

> She couldn't possibly have also gone through mental maturation.

user, try reading the story involved before you talk about it.

>Incest is wincest

Elves (assuming D&D standard) are mature at around 20. The starting age in the 100s is a cultural thing.

This thread again

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Arisia tells us that she's matured mentally. Hal says he believes her. The book utterly fails to make a convincing argument that she's actually matured.

This is fucking amazing

John says he doesn't think she is and Katma just tells him to stfu because it doesn't matter

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>Green Lantern origins movie she is already a Green Lantern when Hal joins the corps
>next movie she is a raw recruite and Hal is showing her the ropes
Explain.

>Kilowog is a depressed drunk
heh

>The book utterly fails to make a convincing argument that she's actually matured.

Nigger she started having panic attacks and passing out because of the mental strain on herself during the "maturing". Kilowog even confirmed she was growing up and he was the main medic on the team during that time.

they were separate movies, Emerald Knights wasn't a sequel to First Flight

This happened right after Kilowog tried out communism in Russia and he ended up having to kill his friend there so he's really depressed.

i don't have a image to describe how obliterated my sides are right now

>it's not like there are any legal precedents where it was established that it's not okay to bang somebody who's mental age isn't aligned with their physical age

Retard chicks?
I think it's constitute some type of abuse

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Arisia isn't mentally disabled though

Not for a 13-14 year old
But a 28 year old with the mind of a 13-14 year old is just a typical woman! Don't forget to tip your waiters folks, I'll be here all week or until the owner's wife hears my skit

Hal is not a pedo

So should I try the veal or...?

Pedo Hal pls chill

He surely isn't

>elves are quick to recognize lewdness

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your brain, particularly your frontal lobes (involved in decision making) don't actually finish developing until your mid twenties. So in at least that respect she matured mentally (if you ignore the fact that as an extra terrestrial humanoid species her growth stages could be drastically different)

but she would still be lacking the developed wisdom of about a decade of life experiences so would be every bit as naive

Not muh ship

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>help me shota lantern, I have no arms.

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