/brit/: fuck the janny

You dumb piece of shit. You fat lazy cunt. Fuck you.

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>the janny right now

Good post

Thots always get exposed

Why are based MGTOWs always proven right?

hmmmm interesting
she has become far less attractive over the 6 months

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=27&v=P-UKPpmQlys

he's surprisingly calm

The long road ahead

You got a problem with me dude? Say it to my face.

he's doing it for free after all

Jannies are NIGGERS

respectful thread

Brexit back on?

Do NOT follow them. They are pretenders and they lie! By lineage this thread is the rightful heir to the /brit/ Kingdom. Do not betray the rulers of /brit/.

If you're working on something write this down first: Windows Key + Tab is going to undo the following step

Control + Windows Key + D creates a new virtual desktop

have absolutely no social skills but still believe i would have a gf in 1950's america

Probably. If it was an arranged marriage.

autism is all fun and games until a canadian one comes into your general

The cyclone is near lads

honestly just want that unfunny leaf to fuck off

it was a radically different era
the women were actually desirable and traditional, and the job market was flourishing and eager to give everybody a chance.
You might have had 3 kids in a picket fence house by now. C'est la vie.

just added a name to the filter lads

Why do much littering? I thought London was supposed to be clean

eve'ing gent'emen

tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

Toilberg just called me his favourite boy lol

I don’t say this often, nor would I ever use this phrase as a joke, but I genuinely prefer yanks to leafs

yeah if only women today understood what a catch you were mate

He's trying to antagonize you idiots

>"Oh hey user...come meet my friends"

I need to talk to Hiro about this. My trip literally says "unfiltered".

where's this?

women today think that 70% of men are 'below average'
work that one out

>eager to give everybody a chance

Well there were 2 world wars shortly before that. You could have been born into one of those.

>today

It's a matter of biology. Solution: pic related

>women were actually traditional
lol

fuck you ryan

whatever he's doing it is painful to see
don't want this in my /brit/

Cannot wait to see the butthurt on Sup Forums when this happens

middle left>top left>bottom right>top right>>>>>>bottom left

1,1,1,1,1

yeah I'll be working that one out while I shag the gf for sure

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Surprisingly attractive girls by british standards

jesus fucking christ just number them 1 to 5 like a normal fucking person

>London may be dubbed the business capital of Europe and held in high esteem when it comes to overseas investments, but it isn’t among the best paid cities in the country – not if you want to have some money left in your pocket at the end of the month.

>According to CV-Library, London professionals receive an average salary of £37,408 – 13.2 per cent more than the national average of £32,596, but seemingly the figure in the capital is meaningless.

>Sure, the average monthly salary in London is the highest in the country at £2,383.72. However, it barely covers basic monthly costs – rent (small one-bed flat near city centre), council tax, travel costs, utility bills and groceries – which amount to £2,318.60. This leaves just £65 left over.

>When it comes to the best paid cities, Scotland is the place to be, as Glasgow and Aberdeen secured the top two spots with monthly costs under £930 in both locations.

>Rounding off the top five of best paid cities was the Northern Powerhouse region, as Hull, Sheffield and Leeds secured the third, fourth and fifth spots respectively.

>In fact, Hull’s monthly costs are just £781.80 – the lowest of all – and workers can expect to be left with £1,146 once bills are taken care of.

>Lee Biggins, founder and MD of CV-Library, said: “Many workers are attracted to the capital as it is home to some major organisations, offering exciting job prospects.

>“However, the high cost of living in London means that the vast majority of workers are left high and dry after pay day, placing many in a compromising position.”

mum making this

What was true then is true now. Have a plan and stick to it.

Fuck off Callum
There’s shit everywhere lad, literally have not passed a spot today unlittered. Live in a shit area though haha

These are average you Gypsy

>open youtube
>nothing new
>close the tab
>check /brit/
>nothing good
>open a new tab again
>reflexively type in youtube
>rinse and repeat

just too alpha for this place
go bully some downs syndrome children

ah yes the retarded london meme cult

Didn't come here to read the green mile mate

I read "lady nicotine" by J.M. Barrie and the sexual dynamic in that book seemed like the complete reverse of how it is currently. Women were frustrated men wouldn't pick them and often rejected them, whereas men were highly desired. I guess the expectations were different in upper-class 19th century London.

1950s America, based on what I've seen in old movies, was between what J.M.Barrie described and modern day.

no

tv just turned on by itself

spoopy

Go visit Buckingham Palace or Kings Cross Station

Sheffield mentioned

>I'm having a "read 11 lines" assignment to-day

>Hull

>based on what I've seen in old movies
>I read one book
wow i'm sure that's a very accurate portrayal of an entire decade of world history

That's why I house train my televisions. The last thing I want are my TVs acting up and being insubordinate.

>City of culture

well george orwell was spot on about the 2010's

haha ow wow LE BRITISH LE TEA LE KINGS CROSS le buckingHAm palace XDD fish and chips le fuck off

Screen just went orange

So what just happened during the last 24h is that that May offered to splinter off and keep NI within the customs union to the EU/ROI and then the DUP turned aroud and veto'd it.

How is this government going to survive another week?

You wanna go Mr. Internet tough guy? Because I'm sick of your shit. And I know it's you.

Just smacked my bitch up

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I did it lads.

I am living the dream.

I filter
I just look at traffic lights

thought he wrote a book about the 80's?

why would you drive in london just take the tube/overground ahaha

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Price of living in Pengdon.

Best looking birds in the world and a vibrant diversity

Lads are planning the Xmas get together

Last white cockney in London AMA

If you aren't staring at trees and buildings passing by throughout your entire commute with the radio on to numb the boredom, I feel sorry for you.

didn't ask

I'm a boy of the soy

"the left can't me-"

Do you live in West London?

bit bored of all this brexit stuff lads. wouldn't care if they just sacked it off now tbqh

I find it pretty much impossible to get bored when I'm at my desktop, you have listed two things, watch a movie, read a manga, play some vidya what are you doing

Painful

East

Are you a chimney sweep? East London chimneys these days probably aren't seeing much action. But I'm sure you get by.

got £50 in bumcoins lads gonna buy some drugs as per haha

Do you sound cockney?

fantasising about this lovely young african lady

fucking hell new youtube layout is dire, hanging on to the old one for as long as possible boys

Shall be playing Curse of Osiris, the first expansion to the highly anticipated video game Destiny 2 upon release circa 4pm

it gets old after a decade

Fuck off
Had a thick one growing up. Got the piss taken out of me so I put on a posh sounding one now

Millennial men cannot stop watching porn. Most of them cannot go a week without watching someone shove something up their ass on the internet. Porn tricks their insect brains into thinking they’re sexually active. As long-term porn use continues, bizarre fetishes develop and porn becomes preferable to the real thing. Like your mother, porn is easy to access and always available. There would be an Elliot Rodger every hour if not for porn.

Millennial women cannot stop being fat. Most of them cannot go a week without eating colorful, overpriced pastries. Artisanal cupcakes, craft macarons, and the Notorious PSF (pumpkin spice Frappuccino) are but a few of her drugs of choice. I don’t really keep up with women’s clothing, but the average dress size in the United States was a 16 last time I checked. Damn.

>Had a thick one growing up
wahey

Bad move. The cockney accent is pennnnnng

do you know any cockney rhyming slang?

Fat birds ain't bad tbf