Steve Harvey's Letter to His Staff

Good morning, everyone. Welcome back.

I’d like you all to review and adhere to the following notes and rules for Season 5 of my talk show.

There will be no meetings in my dressing room. No stopping by or popping in. NO ONE.

Do not come to my dressing room unless invited.

Do not open my dressing room door. IF YOU OPEN MY DOOR, EXPECT TO BE REMOVED.

My security team will stop everyone from standing at my door who have the intent to see or speak to me.

I want all the ambushing to stop now. That includes TV staff.

You must schedule an appointment.

I have been taken advantage of by my lenient policy in the past. This ends now. NO MORE.

Do not approach me while I’m in the makeup chair unless I ask to speak with you directly. Either knock or use the doorbell.

I am seeking more free time for me throughout the day.

Do not wait in any hallway to speak to me. I hate being ambushed. Please make an appointment.

I promise you I will not entertain you in the hallway, and do not attempt to walk with me.

If you’re reading this, yes, I mean you.

Everyone, do not take offense to the new way of doing business. It is for the good of my personal life and enjoyment.

Thank you all,

Steve Harvey

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Sounds fine to me. What's the problem?

>publicly endorsing trump = damage control
I need this document for my job.

t. autistic americunt

I'm not American and I'm certainly not a cunt. Try again?

sounds like an insurance policy against rape accusations
>the absolute state of american television

What a powerful mustache

I don't blame him for not wanting to be bothered every 5 minutes

le funny faces gamer host XD

who watches this crap anyway

It comes across a little dickish, but imagine how many people come up to him throughout the day when the shit could have been planned. And as someone else mentioned, he may be saving himself from accusation.

Lol what prompted this?

This is beyond autism its straight up down syndrome

hes probably tired of being bothered every 2 minuts when hes trying to relaxe with his rape victims in his dressing room

what a fucking cunt

hope someone stabs him

The note could have been more polite, but sometimes you just appreciate your boss being straight up with you about what they want.

I don't blame him. If a lighting guy or sound guy on a movie set bothers a principle they're getting fired. Shouldn't be different with a TV set.

Busy guy who's tired of being harassed. Makes sense to me.

Miss Columbia

Boss doesn't want to mingle with his employees. What's the issue here?

OHHHH, I BET YOU DO!

This is the issue with being charming and having a likable personality. People think they are your friend and that they are closer to you, so they feel like they can get away with whatever because you won't mind. I don't blame him for putting his foot down.

>endorsing

he met up with him and wanted to be part of the housing development team

apparently since hes a likeable guy a large number of staff/workers on the show would just walk into his room at random times and ask for money and other shitty favors.

Tell that to blacks.

This is why I try to be uncharming and unlikable.

The boss doesnt want to spread himself thin.

Must really make you losers who never have to focus on success offended.

You think it's unusual for focused people to be selfish with their time? Try and get anyone important on the phone for a chit chat at your leisure, losers.

>denies being an american or a cunt, but not autistic

I have made at least one post on Sup Forums. Its too late for me, and you.

>my talk show
>don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again

>not American
>not a cunt
Pick one, buddy.

Kek. Underrated

Well I have fibre optic internet, and don't have Comcasts fist up my anus. What does that make me?

Should they make an appointment when he's getting fired?

It comes naturally to me.

Any proof this is real? Sounds like user is LARPing

NAME SIX THANGS YOU GONNA GET PUT IN YOUR CHEST AND HEAD IF YOU COME UP IN MY DRESSING ROOM UNINVITED

It published was in Variety.

I hope no one bothers to warn him when the zombie outbreak starts

Sounds like he's fucking guys in his dressing room to me.

I've worked indirectly under him a couple times. People talk. It's true.

Your dick!

Steve Harvey is a fucking scumbag. He preaches about how he's a super Christian and that people who do things he dislikes are going to hell then cheats on his wife all the time and does all types of degenerate shit. Fuck that bingo bongo.

Published in several outlets

yeah you would know about clandestinely fucking men lol

I think he's a closeted germaphobe, like Howe Mandel. The baldness is telling.
>known for his perfect hairline
>shaves his head bald

>Steve you're in 5 minutes late due to important news coverage, don't freak out m8.

Sounds like his lawyer wrote it. Why did he need this?

His lawyer must be a dumb chimp.

It makes you a cunt

Steve Harvey is a fucking faggot lmao

>married 3 times
>cheated on first two wives and blamed them for it
>says women shouldn't marry non-christian men because he has no "moral barometer"

Needs to fuck off

I have 1Gbps, what does that make me?

*stares into the camera, dumbstruck*

Okay.

t. Steve Harvey

>yfw America has no cunts
No wonder you're all gay, lol.

>his entire schtick
Lmao

He will get fired and no one will blame racism.

I feel like this guy is gonna have a rape/sex abuse scandal

Yea, sounds like the staff barged in with work stuff and he was getting busy with poontang

Lol
Nothing wrong with this. Let the man fap in peace.

that or coke

So like every """""christian""""" I've ever met

nu-male cuckbois get offended at the slightest sign of authority or assertiveness.

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This. What's wrong with it?

mfw

This

I don't get it

Steve is /myguy/

based as fuck. is he, dare I say it, /our guy/ ??

What a cunty post.

Try being in any position of authority

Even just being a maitre d' and you will have literally everyone coming up to you all the time.

Imagine being an actual department head/boss or talkshow host/producer.

I hope he goes to jail for being black.

>Everyone, do not take offense to the new way of doing business
>I just fucking hate all of you and don't want to speak to any of you

k, thanks

ATHEISTS BTFO

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