QUIPPER-MAN, QUIPPER-MAN!

QUIPPER-MAN, QUIPPER-MAN!
QUIPS WHATEVER A QUIPPER CAN
CRACKS JOKES ALL THE TIME
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING RHYME
LOOK OUT!
HERE COMES THE QUIPPER-MAAAAN!

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You need to stop.

Now that's some casual.

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OP if you wanted a "Spidey-quips" thread, you just had to ask

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Sauce

Marvel Zombies, if I am not mistaken. The one where they go cosmic.

Damn, this page makes me remember why spiderman was my favorite superhero when I was a kid.

This is why I love spidey.
Never fails to make something that would intimidate damn near everybody else into a golden moment.

Does anybody have his first time meeting Spider-woman?

Marvel Zombies

yeah talking shit is what Spider-man does

Not dark and gritty and murderous enough for you, DCfriend?

God...you put very little effort into it.

S-STOP IT QUIPS ARE THE B-BEST!!!

To be fair, Spiderman is THE OG costumed quipster. Disney just made the marvel heroes into different shades of Spiderman for blockbuster appeal.

DCfans have finally cracked and driven straight off the deep end

Stop talking out of your ass, you infant.

>God...you put very little effort into it.
Just like the movie.

(Honest Trailer guy voice) QUUIIIIIIiiiPS

Shut up, OP

Op, you could at the very least try and not post exactly 1 minute apart.

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>Honest Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=_qIRtFE6aIc

Okay.

it's been neck and neck zod *marvel-drones hoot and clap* but it's time to break this up *screeches of joy*

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

Reminder that Spiderman is LITERALLY for high school or middle school children. That is his demographic. He's for spergy high school autist nerds who need to look up to the nerd who got super powers and supermodel girlfriends. He makes quips that you locker dwellers think are cool.

Meanwhile everyone else who is well adjusted and older can enjoy films like The Dark Knight which was even nominated for an oscar

Batman and Superman stop fighting because both of their Mom's are named Martha

You say that but you didn't post more than one

Iron Man and Steve Rogers fight because of their mom, so what?

That picture always gets me.

Ironman was literally MUH MOMMY just as much as Bats. Alot more pathetic considering his part time job was being a merchant of death.

Spider-Man quips? Stop the fucking presses.

Next page and a bonus
vocaroo.com/i/s0vaRMvBpj1J

This?

Uh ok?? The final confrontation in civil war was about Steve's mom too

Thanks Marvel for ruining Spiderman by making everyone else Spiderman.

honestly this wasn't me. anyway it was shitty bait, sorry.

I want MCU Spider-man to interact with Kingpin from Netflix so bad
even though it will never happen

>stopping a fight because their mom's name is the same as your mom's is the same as attacking someone because they killed your mom
DCfag logic

But part of his character arc was to stop making military weapons and become Iron Man instead

Hey Sup Forums.

You're not my friend, buddy

well lex was about to kill clark's mom so its basically similiar

Do you ever give up?

>I want my men in colorful spandex to be super serious and deep

Oh damn I feel like that diminishes the pic now. He says something cool in a book were he uses his veins as webbing

Ultimate Spidey, best Spidey

Nope but it kinda made me chuckle.
I can't remember the event it took place in, but the page always made me laugh.

Thanks for trying user.

Did you even watch the bloody movie?

This guy has the right idea. Here's a page from Spider-man vs Superman. I wanted to get a panel from Spider-man and the X-men but I don't have it available right now...

>You have right to remain silent!
and poof, just like that, all my doubt about Holland just went with the wind.

That vocaroo file has been deleted.

user BTFO.

Shit, wrong one. Thanks.
vocaroo.com/i/s1g83XWa4E9i

He took away just as many parents before his Ironman days being a war merchant.

That was a pretty good display of VA talent.

Fuck, back when Bendis was good...

He's also the single highest profit character of all time.

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It's time to stop.

I'm sorry for BvS.