Tfw I can beat the shit out of anyone on this board

>tfw I can beat the shit out of anyone on this board
feelsgoodman

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but you won't do it, r-right?

I'd wreck ya, brah

you stand no chance against hairy slavic bear like me

you are wrong my friend i am the best fighter on this board.

not so fast wh*Teoid

> acting all tough IRL
how about we fight here, on Sup Forums, faggot?
where r your muscles now, huh??

you couldn't beat an egg

You guys are all joking but im serious when im saying im smarter and more intelligent than everyone on this board combined with my quad digit IQ

hahaha ,im 6"5 and im so fucking huge, i have a six pack and i can demolish a fucking wall by punching ( i actually did it but my finger broke) which means if i punch ur head u will die

I honestly think you couldn't desu.

Id wreck ya cunt

>tfw I can steal the gf of anyone on this board
feelsgoodman

You guys' banter is quite ok. Don't let it get over your head.

Bring it on, bro

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
You would need a job for that.

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Mfw I could beat up anyone in this thread.

That's my job, I fuck other people gfs for a living

Try your luck, gringo. In the favelas, the law of the jungle reigns, alemão

Lift 170kg on bench press, never used enhancer or steroids
>monkey king

Keep trying to stave off that crushing depression.

We have quite some Spanish students here, the spanish women get porked by locals because of the holiday-slut-syndrome. Nobody wants hairy, greasy spanish men so they just enjoy our fine beers. Which is nice, doesn't beat pussy though.

All women probably instincively feel that spanish men are only suited to work cash registers at Zara and Pull&Bear.

>alemão
ayy lmao

I'm a Renzo Gracie black belt since 2014 and have been doing Muay Thai since 2010. 30 years old. 5'10" and 180 lbs. Not a shitpost. You really think you can take me? In my experience the only guys that can beat me are actual professional fighters. Ive taken down several tough guys with military backgrounds who thought they were end all be all tough.

Nice LARP.
Now kill yourself, manlet.

>near 4pl8 bench
nice estat

I dicked your entire family while you wrote all of that, might as well call me daddy now

Lmao why is this d*Tchoid so mad

>get shot by american

I Could beat the shit out of you with my pinky finger stupid first world soyboy