So user how have you been enjoying your time in England?

>so user how have you been enjoying your time in England?

no, everything's expensive, the weather is shit, it's full of blacks and indians, and you're all autistic and drunk football watchers

>y-you too

I swear i keep getting asked this in every party or pre drinks i go.

Quite unsure of where to go actually, care to go to a few places with me later?

If I wanted to go to England for vacations without staying too long in London, where should I go?

I was up until I went North

South coast is beautiful, Id highly recommend it

Thanks.
What didn't you like in the North?

the memes they make on Sup Forums about Scousers in liverpool are all true

as I said in the other thread you created earlier, yes

Well there's more to the north than Scousers. You have the Lake District for a start, very nice. Peak District too. South and south-west also very nice but very flat.

>British women

Keep your shit taste to yourself m8, this thread is for high class British ladies.

>American 'women'

This would have been even more hilarious if it had audio

shagged a stunning british girl on sunday lads, shes darker than me and im not even bong

[Shrill Yank screeching]

A lot of fake tan or was she some kind of ethnic?

shes english and part irish, her parents are white as fuck

no fake tan, she's genuinely the fittest girl i've probably looked at and she's got a proper good personality too

i just don't understand how she's darker than me though, im fucking turkish lmao

post a pic lad

Because your Dad is a cuck

both of my parents are light with my skin colour though (we're still BLACK :rage:)

I just never knew Brits could go that dark naturally, she said people always ask her if she's mixed race when actually her dad is proper racist lol

British women aren't as easy as shitposting makes them out to be, right?

It's a my kind of city

Not for white bois like you.

>shes english and part irish

Was it Mischa Barton?

there are somewhat swarthy brits yes.

>no tits
>ugly face
>no figure box looking
lol no trust me mate my bird was a genuine 10/10

she didn't look irish or english though, very odd even tho she was

give pussy and breasts

yeah she sorta looked like that except a hot version lol

also yh course i know i was born and raised here init but she seemed extra swarthy for a brit lol

They're not jumping after shit dicks thats for sure.

well I'm the Turk and I literally banged a 10/10 and technically her friend joined in a bit too

soooo

Yes very much indeed.

Nice leg

It's a miserable, damp shit-hole full of violent, low-class scum.
Feels just like home.

you should visit York and Lincoln if you ever go again no scousers