What was the first word or sentence you said after waking up in the morning today?
What was the first word or sentence you said after waking up in the morning today?
John Torres
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Sebastian Bell
putain
because I overslept
Luke Russell
>"i wish i was dead".
Cooper Sanchez
Funny, i blame the jews.
Jonathan Jones
I havent spoken yet lol
Noah Mitchell
>"fuck my life"
Easton Bennett
haven't said a work
Christian Hill
genuinely haven't uttered a word in 5 days
Oliver Gutierrez
Actually, i say "Já vou". Because i went back to my parents home after losing my job, and is my mother who wake me up to go to work.
Andrew Cook
>It was just a dream
Parker Ward
word*
Gabriel Martinez
Well I have to get up and go to work.
Dominic Cook
how the fuck could I remember something like that?
Carter Cox
suck my dick bitch
Aaron Jackson
Got a OCD where I yell, so probably something about sleeping or chestnuts, I don't notice anymore.
Daniel Ross
Unironically: "miau" to my gf.
Grayson Powell
I haven't said anything
Thomas Ramirez
she's perfect
Lucas Gutierrez
Stop doing that shit or You'll end up cucked
Isaiah Watson
Ty píčo. (Ty pyčo if i take dialect in count)
same reason as
Wyatt Young
I hate my life.
Mason Myers
"I don't get it."
Jaxson Gray
maybe it means "blow me bitch" in subhumanese
Andrew Bailey
>wake up
>Still alive
Jonathan Taylor
"calm the fuck down" to my dogs
yes my life sucks
Brody Campbell
"Just one more Hour, mom"
Elijah Garcia
"Hello?"
The phone rang and woke me up
Ayden Nguyen
"Goodbye my love travel safe"
Austin Smith
said to the mirror?
David Peterson
>Godverdomme kutwekker, krijg de tering (God damnit cunt alarm, get tuberculosis)
Because it woke me up from an amazing dream, at 5 in the morning
Noah Hernandez
Every morning the first I do is going to piss and farting at the same time
Once I was asleep and farted so loud that it woke me up
anyone has similar stories?
Julian Kelly
Wow rude, to my husband he come and wake me up and give me goodbye kiss
Jaxon Robinson
Fagget
Ryan Davis
"good morning" but in spanish
Brandon Thomas
BUENOS DIAS MANDY
Angel Williams
mommy clean my poop mommy pleas
Noah Butler
Fuck
Ethan Gonzalez
I usually sing in the shower, so probably that.
>youtube.com
BUT HE DON KNOW WAT IT MEEAANS TO LOVE SUMONE
Jayden Smith
woke up with terrible hangover
"shit, holy fuck, god damn"
Xavier Bennett
Callate culiao
Jace Myers
BLANCO
William Mitchell
>Hi
To the train conductor.
Justin Watson
An hour ago or so I dropped by the electronics shop.
>Hello, I came to pick up my order. I am user.
>Yes here it is.
>Thank you.
And that's it. No more human interaction for today.
Gavin Gomez
JEBEMU MATER KAKO NEMA PET KUNA U OVOJ JEBENOJ KUĆI
this is as far back as I can remember.
Cameron Sanders
Dummer Neger.
Mason Lopez
Scheiße/Shit
So times I also say oh god or fuck
Juan Rogers
Imbecil!
Cooper Sanchez
Ah, fuck.
Connor Lee
Juuh