Man, this is worse than that time I visited Sup Forums

Man, this is worse than that time I visited Sup Forums....

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Fucking neck yourself

DRINILD BRAAPMFT

God so how about that trump guy am i right

Peter; hey lois, whats for breakfasht!
Lios: beter wer'e having sausage
Guagmire: giggty did someone say sausage?
bEteR: this is like that time I nae nae'd on lois!
petepr: nehehehehehe
Peter: hey lois, watch this!
Peter: *whips nae nae*
pbeterL : you just got nae nae'd!

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hey Beter

Post actually funny FG moments.

youtube.com/watch?v=f0jXFUSCUV0

lois: hey ptetah! you're late for your doctor appointment!
peter: i dont need da docta! i got docta pepper !
lois p: better thats a soda!
petever; lois i'm gonna fuck the baby nenehehhehehehe
stewie: ah yes ! the fat man speaks of me ocne again! lois must die!
lois: bepeter stewie is sick
Beter: lois i'm gonna fuck the baby nehehehehehehehehehe

Are Family Guy threads going to be a daily thing now?

No post peter instead

>Lois: PETAAAAAAAAA WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW!!!!
>Petet: Lois Iam so horyn, I want to fuck the baby I'm so horny
>STEWIE: What the doose? Fat man put your penis away!
>Peter: Oh baby Im so horny, I'm horny for the freakin baby
>Lois: PETAAAAAAAAAAAA

>OOOOH PEEETA im so HOUURNY
>louis looks for her vibrator but can't find it, sees pickle rick
>ughhh peetaa... i guess this will have to do
>Brian walks in
>Brian: The distinguishing feature of Communism is not the abolition of property generally, but the abolition of bourgeois property. But modern bourgeois private property is the final and most complete expression of the system of producing and appropriating products, that is based on class antagonisms, on the exploitation of the many by the few.

ahaha
this is awesome

Family Guy Funny Moments

Unironically one of the, if not the, best animated comedies

Everything is reddit

>Morty's mom walks in looking for her dildo
>sees Family guy thread
>Morty's mom: ''I guess this will do''

Wubba lubba dub dub

>baby: MOOOOOOOOM, MOOOOM BABY WANT MILK, BABY WANT MILKY MOMMYS!!!! PLEASE MAMA PLEASE GIVE THE BABY MILKIES !!!
>Lois: Babe please I don't want to give you any milkies rn, go ask your father

Peter is far away...
>STEWIE: MOMMY PLEASE GIVE TTHE BABY MILKY RIGHT NOW MAMA

Peter is close..

>Lois: NOT NOW THE BABY GETS NOTHING

>Peter (is drunk): Holy crap loips I'm so horny and I wanna fuck the baby
>Stewie: THIS AIN'T THE MILK I WANTED

Brothers who made Matrix are ladies now, they're ladies!
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES!

Underrated

And we now return to...

Peter: Oh frickin sweet! It's Family Mattas! I love this show! Those niggers really know how tah party!

Behaviors asynchronous to those you'd expect of a news anchor.

>Peter: hey lois, this show is kinda boring,
>Louis (his wife): yes peta it is! what should we do
>Peter: i dunno, I'm just so freakin horny I could go for a nice deep fucking
>Lois (speaking): peta I' dont wannt to have sex right now!

Peter now has to fuck his son

>Hello is this the pusy service?
>It is?? What the hell I'm so horny can you send some freakin pusy over?
>Holy crap that's great, I can't stop fucking my baby and I need some real pusy

>Suicide squad with a man who points out the obvious
>Deadshot: ''Let's go save the world''
>Man: ''Wait, is anyone else worried by the fact that most of us are unstable? Who would give criminals this much control? This is fucking unbelievable!''

ℕehehehehehe Hey Lois, w𝕒tch this! *Whips n𝕒e n𝕒e* You just got n𝕒e n𝕒e'd!

>Stewie: Hey, fat man
>Peter: Yes, Stewie?
>Stewie: You're a big guy
>Peter: For you
>Brian walks in
>Brian: After the 9/11 attacks, when President George W. Bush, in a speech aimed at distinguishing the U.S. from the Muslim fundamentalists, said, "Our God is the God who named the stars." The problem is two-thirds of all the stars that have names, have Arabic names. I don't think he knew this. This would confound the point that he was making.

As much as it pains me to say, their Great Gatsby spoof was fucking amazing.

the biggest joke is how Sup Forums's jokes go on way longer and become even less funny before ending than anything in Family Guy

(You) tink that's baaaaaaaaaad

>Peter: Hey, Lois, what's for dinner?
>Lois: I'm not cooking tonight, Peter, we're going out for Meg's birthday
>Peter: Oh crap! It's Meg's birthday?!
>Brian walks in
>Brian: Every account of a higher power that I’ve seen described, of all religions that I’ve seen, include many statements with regard to the benevolence of that power. When I look at the universe and all the ways the universe wants to kill us, I find it hard to reconcile that with statements of beneficence.

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Based Pusy Poster

I too read that book in highschool and got the reference

who /Beter/ here?

bump

I unironically cannot tell if these are real quotes people are posting or made up.

Really?