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Edition: Trifle with the lads.

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While you were out partying, I studied the bow

donaldo trompetas NO es mi presidente

anime

got called a mug in sports direct lads

ye gads
it's beautiful

TOILY TOIL TOILY GOT THE TOIL TOMORROW IN A JOB I HATE

WENT TO UNI AND IT WAS WORTHLESS

ONLY TOIL REMAINS

WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

/brit/ was far better back in the early days
You whippersnappers don't know what you missed

You are now thinking about that girl

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Дoнaльд Tpaмп нe мoи пpeзидeнт

Luke Shaw is back and fans are buzzing

doing some farts

The gf 2018 goal

my flatmate couldn't even string together a sentence to ask me if something belonged to me

absolute state of Chinese international students

alri grandad, having war flashbacks again are we?

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Wonder what craven’s doing right at this moment

whatever is a fucking awful song

toil toil toil
this is a toiler's song
toil toil toil
this is a toiler's song

Sorry lad, just because your mum calls me daddy it doesn't make me your granddad

honestly baffling how someone can never have heard an oasis song not saying they’re brilliant or anything but you have to have listened to them at some point

>students

stopped reading right there

Whacha gonna do when we come for you?

Cannot interpret this gibberish.

Here we are then, all the lads

Not me, lad.
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Rinsed

for real how do they even pass the english language test

Being rich, so snorting coke off an escort's arse

I remember when I first came to /brit/ back in 2015 and I was howling at every post

>high test makes you less likely to be married
feel like i fucked up lads spending all those years trying to increase my test levels to insane degrees

that’s where anyone who read the whole thing stopped reading lad

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how long before he gets distracted by the fire extinguisher and go off on a tangent about how dangerous fire is

nah i ain't a bloody cokehead but in retrospect
i was doing more lines than a fucking etch a sketch

>post

stopped reading right here

just eat a soy

alri

Recommend me some quality podcasts to take my mind off toil. Stocked up on JRE and JBP and hard core histories already.

>slagging off oasis
one of the best bands to ever come out of england if you aske me, some of there song sounds as good today as they ever did, every track in whats the story moring glory could of been number 1 on the charts

Sleep comes like a drug
In God's country

OK you must be a total muppet. An absolute runt. A fucking numpty. How does someone as stupid as you even live? I assume you live with a carer or something similar because they're is not a chance in hell you possibly have an IQ high enough to sustain yourself and you're day to day needs. I'm not playing doubles advocate here, your a retard.

Hope its ironic

maybe I've listened a song or two many time ago
but didn't know who interpretated it/the artist behind
SHERIFF JOHN BROWN ALWAYS HATED ME
FOH WHAT
I DON'T KNOW

for me it's norm macdonald live

abomination of a post, someone brainlet this fool

I really like Last Podcast on The Left if you like murderers and aliens.

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This is currently the #1 most listened to podcast in the US of A, lad.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Marshal,_1st_Earl_of_Pembroke
Doing a read

>abomination of a post, someone brainlet this fool

>read

stopped reading right there

>someone brainlet this fool

I wish I hadn't hurt her the way I did. Ruined things entirely.

i've had food since ms dos
got that snow and i got that frost
drop that off as soon as poss
pinky a gram is what it costs

Is this the most /fa/ Royal pic?

>podcasts

Are audiobooks broken?

dropped a malteser absolutely terrified ill run it over with my chair and mash it into the carpet

how do i tell a girl i like her?

i heard tell that someone in this thread wears socks when they sleep
reveal yourself

not even close

wish the gf wasn't such a brainlet

>I read with my ears
fuck off

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Alri, garçons?

just be yourself

“I like you”

send her a fax

you're lucky I haven't mashed you into the carpet yet you absolute runtoid

"i don't like you"

oui pas mal mon pote

old (like pre-2010) episodes of:
car talk
uhh yeah dude
idle thumbs
gfw podcast

You'll read my fucking fist in a minute you odious toad

this but everyone i know

youtube.com/watch?v=pw-Avx4cmrU

tune

"fuck off"

wish the gf wasn't asian

The ol curriculum vitae:

2008-2010 - Got 3 pre-toilforce qualifications at school includibg a BTOIL in Toil sciences
2010 - 2013 - Studied at Toilsford University did a BA in Toilonomics
- Wrote a dissertation investigating the value of
2012 - Summer interning at toilsman's and sons
2014 - Masters at toilsbridge a MToil in Toiling for the rest of my life
2015-2017 - 2 years as assistant wagecuck at toilco
- Won wagey of the month in january 16
2017 - present:In my first year as a fully fledged wageslave
- Responsibilities include toiling, being stationary for 8 hours and suppressing the urge to jump off a cliff

Referee: mr toilbug

You don't tell her directly. Ask her out in a non-overt way and she'll get the message

gud lad

don't do this it makes mustard gas

fucking hell son how do you fuck up your taste so bad

apparently you're HIV positive? is that true?

is the sam harris podcast any good?
seems like he might have interesting things to say about various topics but fear his incredibly dull monotonous tone would put me to sleep in short order

really canoodles my noodles.

>one of the best bands to ever come out of england if you aske me, some of there song sounds as good today as they ever did, every track in whats the story moring glory could of been number 1 on the charts

fuck off you horrible, horrible little worm

jeremy gormless

they look like children's halloween costumes compared to the classic stuff

Jocko Podcast is good if you enjoyed him on JRE, try the one with Brian Stann first

>THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"
anime is HIV positive

My approach is usually to wait several years until she tells me first.

>Won wagey of the month in january 16
loving every laugh

chinky IQ Asian or cousin marrying IQ down the drain Asian?

Yessum bawss i sho dun loves toilin' fo ya, bawss
I sho dun loves spennin all mah time workin' fo you kind ol massa toilsman. You so kind to me suh, givin me dis here work, thank you suh

I sho loves working suh yes suhree I loves it

And if i get tired bawss, i 'member just wat ya'll tell me!
If beez a good wagie now, den when im ol and tired and my body cant toil no mo, den when i close mah eyes and leave dis here green earth, it gone be lunch break all the time when i go up to wagey heaven yessum suh

hes 40th

agree tbqh

Bit mad when you think how all the Royal families of all European countries were all related and that some even ruled over countries they weren't even born in. Really makes you come to terms with the elite of the elite in society.

Then there's the Rothschilds

has to be a favourite