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Lincoln Davis
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Carter Perez
unironically looks like borat
Anthony Gomez
alri
Andrew Ross
hey xx
Caleb James
my shift begins at 8:00AM tomorrow
Lincoln Diaz
anime
Brayden Williams
I SAID MAYBEEE
Jose White
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dissolving into the void
Landon Butler
>lily allen takes in migrants to her home because muh virtue signalling
>she learns migrants true nature
>wants them out
>they have immunity
>she's homeless
YOU
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
UP
Ayden Kelly
have the leftypol children finally gone to bed?
Mason Cook
sue
Jack Kelly
Georgia did nothing wrong
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Colton Ortiz
anime
Evan Garcia
...
Bentley Ramirez
anime
Levi Torres
kek
KEK
Joseph Rivera
are you a warehouse operative
Joshua Long
anime is fuckinggay
Nolan Taylor
>drink a (1) sodie pop
>teeth hurting like mad
how are people able to do this
Jeremiah Thompson
kek if true
Joshua Perez
...
Cooper Scott
mike is obnoxiously drunk in the new RLM
Easton Perez
this but with kuroko
Ayden Martin
...
William Sanders
>she learns migrants true nature
The picture literally says that they weren't really migrants but wealthy diplomats
Austin Parker
Now
The mist across the window hides the lines
But nothing hides the color of the lights that shine
Electricity so fine
Look and dry your eyes
We
So tired of all the darkness in our lives
With no more angry words to say
Can come alive
Get into a car and drive
To the other side
Alexander Gray
strong anime showing so far
Julian Sullivan
there is a god
Luis Hall
the georgian language is bizarre
Sebastian Reed
Hudson Morris
Morning lads. Toil is starting very soon. AHHHHH.
Aiden Anderson
hope anime nerds die
Anthony Green
didn't know i needed a cute japanese salarywoman until now
David Sanchez
yeah I'm sure she doesnt have like 10 other houses m8
Landon Ramirez
bed literally just crashed through the ceiling in front of me
Jack Howard
the UK government is so stupid
Ryder Murphy
were your mum and dad shagging on it?
Nolan Flores
we know lad
Jaxson King
Landon Gonzalez
Logan Garcia
...
Lucas Thomas
its political correctness gone mad
Gabriel Morris
honestly need a boyfriend lads
William Davis
>wealthy diplomats that she rents her place too
I'm not sure whether you understand this story or not.
Can't really trust anything reported by the Sun desu
Liam Kelly
hows your hot dog
Carter Ross
diplomatic immunity? so what you don't have to obey the laws of your host nation? seems kind of fucked
Daniel Hill
>work in a call centre
>only allowed to take off no more than 2 days at Christmas
>everyone submits the days they want months in advance then you randomly get assigned days to try to accommodate everyone
managed to get a whopping 1 (one) day off for the entire Christmas period (not including the compulsory days off)
Chase Foster
have scotch ancestry so I'm able to post on Sup Forums
other jfs here, whats your link to britain
Liam Kelly
t. Tolkien
Asher Nelson
Shake it up is all that we know
Using the bodies up as we go
I'm waking up to fantasy
The shades all around
Aren't the colors we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken
Can often be one again
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Take a look around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
Camden Edwards
Obviously some African shithole diplomat
Samuel Phillips
gf loves three in the pink one in the stink
Jeremiah Diaz
i want a rave girl as a gf
Caleb Miller
that's not a hot dog
it's a proto-hot dog
Landon Anderson
Post classic /brit/ videos
Jaxon Howard
i need a bf ;(
Josiah Ramirez
from a foreign country... what do you think a migrant is you fucking spastic
also read the article - apparently Allen has claimed that 'migrants' (read: refugees) moved in to her flat, but it was wealthy diplomats instead
David Morris
Yet another boomer blamed my generation for interest rates and I'm supposed to just sit there and take it
Nathan Allen
i used to work in a call centre. knew it was time to quite when i woke up one morning and cried hysterically about having to return
Nicholas Reed
her dad is a multimillionaire presumably with multiple properties all over the UK. can't she stay at his?
Leo Gray
lol how the fuck did that happen
Ian Bell
boomercaust soon inshallah
Adam Morales
Thinking of buying a five-bedroom house lads.
Evan Long
just
Isaiah Cox
sorry for calling that romanian lad a rat
Ayden Barnes
genuinely reckon Hotel California may just be one of the greatest songs of all time
also one of those rare instances where the live performance is better than the recorded version
Joshua Martinez
trump has inspired me lads
going to stop being a NEET and work towards bettering my life and my community, and it starts with a proper education!
Jonathan Williams
Greater London
Brandon Myers
playing vice city lad?
Noah Nguyen
it's utter shit: crap pay, crap hours, cunty managers
yet I've stuck it out for nearly 2 years like that pathetic toilcuck I am
Aiden Murphy
no you don't they're all sluts
Justin Walker
join a gay club
Xavier Roberts
alri billionaire
Jackson Rogers
bit of hall and oates very good mate
Blake Brown
whats a good argie drink
Camden Morales
office has flexible hours.
go if i go in at 8, i can leave at 4.
don't mind going in at 8 because no one is there so i dont really have to toil so hard. also like finishing at 4 so i can beat all the other wageys at shit like gym.
Camden Russell
millennials the vietnam war, the 2008 recession along with the Y2K bug. The housing market has nothing wrong with it, they should devote 23 hours to toilberg like the boomers did back in the day.
Dylan Fisher
found out you need a 6.5 IELTS to study here
92 in TOEFL (around 50+% percentile)
or a C in GCSE English
fucking hell that's nothing
Daniel Bennett
>girl I thought I'd utterly fucked it with text me first just to chat
Still feel awful because she's lovely even in the face of my cruelty.
Gavin Ramirez
don't know what you mean
Nathaniel Garcia
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TOILSTEIN
The only way to get what you want is to become a toilsman yourself.
NEET
Can you do that?
my dear NEET, That's what I do. It's what I live for.
To help unfortunate NEETfolk like yourself.
Poor souls with no one else to turn to…
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me a capitalist
But you'll find that nowadays
I've improved in all my ways
Ensuring toilers see no light, they are my bitch
True? Yesssss
And I fortunately know how to crack the whip
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on the arse
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed… pathetic
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be richer
That one wants to buy a flat
And do I help them?
Do I fuck.
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my office
Crying, "Work, Toilstein, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to gently let them gooooo
Yes HR’s had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Have we got a deal?
NEET
If I become a toilsman, I'll never have any free time again.
TOILSTEIN
But you'll have your flatshare, heh heh. Life's full of tough choices, isn't it? Heh heh.
Oh, and there is one more thing.
We haven't discussed the subject of payment.
NEET
But I don't have-
TOILSTEIN
I won’t give you much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I’ll give to you is – 21k p/a (no bonus).
NEET
But on that salary, how can I-
Gabriel Campbell
boomers love to tell me how hard they had it
Robert Ortiz
alcoholic or non-alcoholic?
Ryan Lee
put in charge of the palnet right now and things would change i'll tell you that
Adam Johnson
non alcoholic
Jacob Hughes
TOILSTEIN
You'll have your commission, and your pension contributions.
And don't underestimate the importance of flatsharing, ha!
The customers out there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a worker who gossips is a bore!
Yes in the office it's much preferred for toilers not to say a word
And after all dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, you won’t make me any money with conversation
True toilsmen avoid it when they can
So just focus on being a pawn
Don’t cry when you’re overdrawn
It's he who holds his tongue who gets where I am
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy man and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your life!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to commute to work, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll
Oy Vey now I've got him boys
THE BOSS IS ON A ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
THIS POOR
UN
FORTUNATE SOOUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL
Commuter retuter
Come winds of the open plan office
Hotdeskus Meleskus
Contractus signus
Toilus moilus
Now, work!
TOILSMAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TOILSTEIN
KEEP WORKING!!!
Tyler Campbell
any ye lads interested in my willy?
Tyler Hughes
reckon millennial twats wouldn't be so soft if they spent all day down the mines like we did
Luke Gray
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cetra cetra cetra
Matthew Smith
sure thing mate
Austin Martinez
entirely staged
Nicholas Myers
we had to pack our own lunches for work but we stuck to it and saved for our house
Oliver Moore
would you ban anime or no?
Thomas Hill
what do you reckon i should get into tonight lads
the '-fag-poo or the 'cid?
Connor White
mate is a traditional drink in argentina, uruguay, paraguay and southern brazil
ma- as in math and -te as in test
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Cameron Jenkins
proofs?
Henry Price
Juan Bailey
Brexit is so utterly fucked, lad. What the fuck has May done?
We should have had a pro-brexit PM
Gavin Ramirez
bloody despise sensitive snowflake lefties lads
Leo Powell
anyone got any toilpoetry?