>wake up feeling strange
>go check yourself on the mirror
>you are now a 5'5 curry smelling pajeet
what do?
>wake up feeling strange
>go check yourself on the mirror
>you are now a 5'5 curry smelling pajeet
what do?
rape vagine
open bob
Think to myself:
>fuck, at least I'm not Brazilian
Go back to my motherland England to rape twinks and lolis
help people to fix microsoft virus on their computer
don't feel bad about being a fucking beta because everyone will understand
became kamasutra instructor
check if those 2 inches I lost in height i gained in dick
I no longer need my toilet, sell it to gain funds
Without beef I become thin
Use proceeds from toilet sale to become anti-Ghandi
Start a movement to return India to British control
Succeed but am inevitably assassinated
Still get into Anglo heaven for my efforts
Noice
>got 2 inches taller
>fuck, at least I'm not Brazilian
Actually, a lot of brazilians look like that. Example, go to São Paulo, half the males look exactly like him but have a shitter beard (Amerindians can't grow a beard).
Where in Brazil do males not look like the ones in pic related?
rich neighborhoods and nice schools
>The 1%
Thank Shiva, I just grew an inch.
>Le 1% brazilian face
become english politician
poop on a street
become mayor of london
>Well at least I didnt turn into a macacozilian