Wake up feeling strange

>wake up feeling strange
>go check yourself on the mirror
>you are now a 5'5 curry smelling pajeet

what do?

rape vagine

open bob

Think to myself:
>fuck, at least I'm not Brazilian

Go back to my motherland England to rape twinks and lolis

help people to fix microsoft virus on their computer

don't feel bad about being a fucking beta because everyone will understand

became kamasutra instructor

check if those 2 inches I lost in height i gained in dick

I no longer need my toilet, sell it to gain funds
Without beef I become thin
Use proceeds from toilet sale to become anti-Ghandi
Start a movement to return India to British control
Succeed but am inevitably assassinated
Still get into Anglo heaven for my efforts

Noice

>got 2 inches taller

>fuck, at least I'm not Brazilian
Actually, a lot of brazilians look like that. Example, go to São Paulo, half the males look exactly like him but have a shitter beard (Amerindians can't grow a beard).

Where in Brazil do males not look like the ones in pic related?

rich neighborhoods and nice schools

>The 1%

Thank Shiva, I just grew an inch.

>Le 1% brazilian face

become english politician

poop on a street

become mayor of london

>Well at least I didnt turn into a macacozilian