Can we get one of these going? Funny, tragic, harrowing, whatever.
Try to do post more than just a link; a pic or comment would be nice...
Can we get one of these going? Funny, tragic, harrowing, whatever.
Try to do post more than just a link; a pic or comment would be nice...
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He seems based.
He's pretty fucking funny. A lot of people here hate him because he's a kike, but he's been shitting on Kushner since day one. He's basically just an acerbic old vitriolic smartass who hates everyone. He's also said that autism isn't real, it's just a bunch of kids who need to get smacked and told to 'cut out the act'.
His Bernie impersonation is on point, too (probably because all old jews sound alike, but whatever).
Savage is a really really smart guy who is such a massive blowhard he is hard to listen to daily.
Really good at debating though.
>that "whoa" in the background after he tells the guy to get aids and die
i knew then a jewess that cute wouldn't be out of the spotlight for long
Then there's this...
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Can't believe this wasn't posted immediately.
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mike myers sticking to the script and finally going speechless after that last line is classic
This guy:
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Check out Wyoming Incident. TV hijacking simulation.
>that "Oh!" in the background at 45 seconds
This one of course.
So iconic. I love this one. I think about it all the time.
skip to 1:10 for the classic moment
E'ERYTIME
Savage is great, but his bitterness is starting to annoy me. I think he has real sour grapes. Every show is now all about him, his ego-centrism is really peaking. He had an entire show recently shitting on Tucker CArlson for no real reason. I can only think he's jealous.
He's still great though. And his son makes the best energy drinks.
spooky
>tfw you pan to Chris Tucker for comedic relief
Seeing this live was the best thing in my life.
Kek that reaction
Savage is a fucking idiot and there's a reason no one listens to him anymore.
I use to listen to him on night shift all the time. 70% of the time he'd be shilling products or talking about his pet dog, the rest was getting angry at callers or rambling incoherently.
AYYYYYYY OHHHHHHH EYYYYYYY
Doesn't even sound remotely like Sanders in this.
I'm trying to think a a word. It comes before either the word "thinking" or "reasoning" and means something similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy or confirmation bias. It means you want to believe something to be true so when you see something contrary to that you believe the lie instead. To which someone would reply
>That's [blank] thinking
or
>That's [blank] reasoning
Does anyone know what word it is? I hate when I can't remember words.
WISHFUL
I wanna say circular but I could be wrong
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>that look and noticeable voice change of resignation
Can't have this thread without the classic:
No those don't sound right. The only example I can think of is this woman the other night was so pissed that her front facing camera was blurry like there was dust on the lens or something and she swore it must be broken because it wasn't the same resolution as the rear facing camera. When people would try to explain to her that there was nothing wrong with her camera, and that the front facing camera was just a lesser resolution from the factory she refused to accept it and instead chose to believe that there was actually something wrong with her camera.
>That's [blank] thinking
I really can't remember what it is.
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this classic
this was my senior yearbook quote
That's mildly funny
Never gets old!
"My name is Doug and I have Mesothelioma."
>the halloween one
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>When he connects the two restaurant calls together
>Savage's real last name is Weiner
>His son founded Rockstar Energy
personally I think this is one of his toppest comebacks, which is on the same level with this one
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This is funny because he's probably going to end up in jail before she does lol.
did they censor what that caller was saying about his gay sexcapade while leaving the bit where Savage tells him to die of aids on? LMAO
MAGICAL
name one president ends up in jail.
I'll wait.
kek, leftist idiots actually believe this
Holy shit. And to think that Roger Moore used to be my favorite Bond.
Trump :^)
He did it all for Rosey. What an absolute madman.
I can never find the clips anymore, but there was this guy with gray hair who would take calls and one of his main comebacks was "Go rub dongs with your daddy." after he got ass blasted. My favorite one was when a woman called in and just said "Your hair is stupid." and then the very next caller was a guy who said "That last caller was right."
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>Softcorn furry porn paintings broadcasted on a community show doing a charity auction
I was on my fourth day of detoxing off heroin when this aired. I thought for sure I was hallucinating.
Also remember waking up in the hospital after being out for three days after getting stabbed twice in the guts and watching planes flying in the buildings on 9/11 while pushing the button on my morphine drip some years prior and thinking I was already dead. Funny how one consequentially lead right into the other.
Still think I died back in '01. Sure would explain a lot.
>item number 69
>phone operators cheer
like pottery
I watched it as it happened. Strangest shit.
>walks in for job interview as a driver or some shit
>BBC think he's a news editor and take him to the studio to interview him
>On October 18, Larimer County sheriff Jim Alderden announced his conclusion that the incident was a hoax and that the parents would likely face several felony charges.[10][11] Richard Heene pleaded guilty on November 13, 2009, to the charge of attempting to influence a public servant. On December 23, 2009, Richard Heene was sentenced to 90 days in jail and Mayumi Heene to 20 days of weekend jail;[12] Richard was also ordered to pay $36,000 in restitution
Nice
the balloon boy saga was pure kino
Kanye is based.
Is he really going to run in 2024 for president?
Oh man, lol
The Anchor kept stuttering when she realized they fucked up
Anyone post good ol Budd Dwyer yet?
>And his son makes the best energy drinks.
Just looked him up.
Do you know that kid is a fucking billionaire off that shit? That's insane.
I remember how irritated I got when I found out Jim Davis's net worth, but I at least understood that one because who hasn't read Garfield?
But the fucker that ripped off Red Bull is up to 10 figures? Insanity.
even chris tucker is dumbfounded
>the fuck this nigga just say?
This one gets me every time, that switch from prefect pronunciation to ghetto is amazing
Awesome, but read the OP.
lmao if you think that's bad wait till you see what we're dropping this summer
they just get steadily more sexually explicit
I can't tell if its stage or not.
Nah. Leave it alone.
That's one I suppose we'll never know: was he guilty or not? Dwyer predates most internet shit. First time I saw it was on a Traces of Death VHS I bought from the same places I got Answer Me and old nazisploitation flicks from. Saddest thing I had seen up to that point (mid-teens) and had no idea that it would be a precursor to an era where kids sat glued to a computer screen laughing at death and doing all they could to be more disrespectful than the next anonymous kid so they could hopefully get a reaction from a bunch of fucking strangers.
I'll never forget how the blood just poured from his nose like a faucet turned on as high as it could go, or how that stupid tape just replayed it over and over at varying speeds.
Never thought the day would come when people would see shit like this and just click to the next one because it wasn't horrific enough.
Sad, sick world. Keep in mind, at one point this was live to this kid's parents.
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Quit bein' gay. Dwyer's suicide is rough to watch, but I couldn't help but laugh at the guy off camera who scream HOLY SHIT like it was edited in from a Tourettes Guy video.
I felt bad about laughing but honestly what else can you say when you see something like that
was that fatal?
Right. I think I remember a someone saying "Call an ambulance!" too.
Reminded me if the scene in RoboCop after ED-209 kills Kenny (?) and someone goes, "Somebody want to call a goddamn paramedic!?!"
He's cool. I'm pretty sure those pepperbellies just sprout new heads.