What was his problem?
What was his problem?
He just wanted to get inside the body of a little boy
He had no penis.
he was a manlet and he never learned
and AIDS
He was a turbo manlet
God I hated that smug little punk, thinking he was hot shit. It satisfied me so when that plastic dickhead finally got burnt and chopped up.
>Newest movie presents itself as a reboot to the franchise
>It actually is a sequel to everything and even brings back Andy
How did everything go so right with a series as seemingly B-Movie as Child's Play?
Why am I more excited for the next movie than I am with any other horror franchise?
Because you're a cunt
How do you stop him?
He is a fucking ginger, what do you expect?
Trap him in a container and lock that motherfucker up so there's no way he can ever escape it.
25 years later, a team of TOP MEN have recovered the Chuckie box and open it, thinking there are valuable state secrets inside. Chuckie immediately slaughters them, breaks out of the Pentagon and makes a beeline straight for your house screaming "I WOULD NOT KILL HIM IN A BOX, BITCH!!!"
Launch him into space
Rape, seriously it's a fucking doll. Just show him who's in charge
How did they bring back Andy? Only thing I remembered was Tiff coming back in the end
Kick him, seriously, its a fucking doll, he cant possibly have the reaction time to do anything
>Child's Play 13
>Opening shot on the ISS
>Astronauts are all chillin, doin their thing
>Jake Gylenhaal is staring out the window contemplatively
>BAM Chuckie smacks against the port hole
>"Oh shit, hey guys check this out, it's a doll! What are the odds? Let's bring it inside, I'll suit up"
>They bring him aboard
>Eyes start blinking, he's coming back to life
>"HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!"
>Murders Jake Gylenhaal and the ISS crew
>Takes an escape pod and lands in the Atlantic
>NASA thinks something is wrong, goes to investigate and he slaughters them all
>Runs straight toward your house while screaming "I'M COMIN FOR YA, SPACE COWBOY!!!"
Post credits to Curse of Chuckie, confirmed to have a bigger role in the next movie.
Just saw it on Youtube. For fucks sake what more can they do.
oh haha ahahaha
oh haha ahahaha
oh haha ahahaha
oh haha ahahaha
Yeah, he did. There's a lengthy scene in Seed of Chucky where he provides a semen sample.
coz its da same guy making em
Sexual frustration
His plastic surgery looks like it was done by this guy.
Kek. Here's your well deserved (You)
>Olly olly oxen free
sam pls. get some help
He was a Good Guy. Good Guys always finish last. He was trying to break that trend by being BAD.
Also, bitches and cops.
he's gotta pay the troll toll
AHSAY KUWAY DEMBULAH
A'DELLA PWEEE DEMAVOCHE
...
Ask him to prove that he's not a doll because if he's not he wouldn't do stuff.
Then when he goes for the car you tell him "hey I thought you weren't a doll". And then he won't do the car stuff.
Then ask him what happened and make him think about why stuff is bad for dolls.
He'll be beat.
CLATU VERATA NOCTU
Her tits were so amazing in that movie.
And 6 years later
Sit on him.