Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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What is your favorite native wildlife in Japan? I'm not sure what are actually common to see. I know storks are popular in Hyogo, and in general Japan gets cicadas a whole lot more often than in the USA.

youtube.com/watch?v=cSqz9bwIbdw
出っ歯の日本人を再現できてるな

Virgin Ainu girls.
I like catching them, cooking them, grilling them, and eating them.

チョッパリィィィィィィィーーー!!!

おはよう、童貞。

やっぱり日本人は悪魔だ
qtアイヌを全滅しやがって

ヤッパリチョッパリ!!!!アアアアアアアア

次はチンコロとピーナのアイノコを絶滅させるんやで

Oh okay haha

i like higuma of hokkaido
they put the evil jjokbari in their rightful place for exterminating the ainu race

Has Marutei Tsurunen been mentioned already?

Has your threads been deleted already?

チョッパリはフィリピン人に敵わない

はい


前スレ200で落ちたのかw

僕も兄弟

Drama
My brother's husband

先生がご飯を買って僕を抱きたから嬉しいな学生だよね~

Is this grammatically correct?

The guy in OP's picture looks really stressed. Also, the watch strap bothers me.

チョッパリキムチオッパオッパ

あなたの先生といやらしいことしましたか

Whatever man, at least I broke the ice by asking.

no. it needs lots of guess work to figure out what you are trying to say.

br flag is a proxy spamming the thread with posts from previous threads

That is spam post.
This thread is posted many spam posts... :_(

I am really really looking forward to it.

Ohh okay sorry. I thought he was genuinely calling me stupid since no one took my question seriously, but it's aight. I'm rather new to these threads, so idk what's up. I guess it's more of a place to learn chaotic culture hehe.

putang ina mo

はい
彼のうんこを食べてスペルマを飲みた

Okay, how can I correctly say what I had written?
What I wanted to say was "Because the teacher bought me rice and gave me a hug, I am a happy student"

>watch strap
stop paying attention to details
it's stressful

*飲んだ

Um...?
You want say like that?

I'm a happy student that my teacher brought lunch and she hold me.

08:40:46
08:50:43

Janny's quick today

malait tt mo

Because this thread is posted many spam posts,
almost time, we can't talk well... : (

We are in great trouble.

>Because the teacher bought me rice and gave me a hug, I am a happy student
I really cannot think of a situation in which I say this.

asian black bears are cool

佳奈美はタガログもできるのか
すごいな

Just a random sentence
How about
"Because the teacher gave me a good grade and told me I was smart, I am a happy student"

Oh that's too bad :( Hope it gets better soon.

Oh yeah, I remember those. I heard most Japanese bears are in Hokkaido right? Though seems on Wikipedia's map it shows the asian black bear to be a bit south of that.

いや、少数の言葉だけ
ほんの少しもわかる

>先生が良い成績をつけてくれて、頭がいいと言ってくれたので、私はうれしい。
'I am a happy student' doesn't translate.

>"少数の"言葉だけ
>ほんの少し"も"わかる

日本語はまだまだだのう

yeah it looks like asian black bears live south of hokkaido while brown bears are in hokkaido

Thank you jap-san

おめでとうございます

チョッパリ?
チョッパリ。

ありがとうチョッパリます

Most of Japanese have had to live on narrow flat area of the land together due to the geographical condition that mountainous districts occupy seventy percent of the land. So, Japanese seldom have rich natural surroundings near themselves.
I live in Tokyo.The native wildlifes that I can see near is the only unknown birds or crows. I think I like the birds with beautiful patterns I look beyond my window occasionally.

This picture taken when my dad went to Hokkaido.

>東京に行って
>チョッパリに囲まれる
>すごい…これは日本のワイルドライフなんだ…

雨の中、馬が人参いっぱい食べてる

パパが北海道行った時の写真

ほっかいどおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお
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you are too flavored with some countries's propaganda

My dad taken
の方がいいのかな

お前は熊かよ
文法的破綻を直すと
「先生がご飯を買って、僕を抱きたいから、嬉しい学生だよね~」
意味はとりたくはない
「先生がご飯を買ってきてくれてハグしてくれたので、
僕は生徒して嬉しい」だな
で、今度はピーナの処女を狙う

I think that's kinda how it is when you live in a city. You don't really see much wildlife since there's not really any place for them to be in.

Ooh what a nice picture! I wish I could go to Hokkaido someday and see the bears too. Looks very pretty.

Yes, Hokkaido is really nice.
Every season!

he is Yoshiharu Habu 羽生善治, famous professional shogi player in Japan

熊は凶暴だから嫌い
怖いよ

チンポやはり最高だよ

勿体ない感じがする。全ての人参をカレーに入れて煮込んだら何日が食べられるかな
>"Because the teacher bought me rice and gave me a hug, I am a happy student"
可愛くないそれ?日本語講座を通ってた時、校長に駅の前までに連れて行かれて貰った。
いい時代だったwww
そうだったら俺のを舐めてみてくれないか

...

いや、熊は優しいよ

my dad took in hokaido
でいいんじゃねえの

What do Japanese think about Koreans making Japanese music?
youtube.com/watch?v=oQjcJBGIFsA

Hikuson おはよう

そういえば北海道といえばカレースープだよ!

あなたに熊の何が分かるんですか?(>__

I like Touhou Shinki.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ami5_mj1XLs

i don't understand why japs are sucking bb so hard they are not even popular in south korea anymore though

ありがとう!

ひぃぃぃぃぃ

いやいやホモじゃない、俺は女のチンポ好きだけど

やっぱりお前は昨日の夜のchonじゃねえか
ここは殆ど米旗はこないからすぐにバレる
Oh,Ohを連発してるから変だと思った 氏ね

普通の人間です。熊ではありません。人間全然食べたくないですよ。熊を撫でてみてください!

お久ぶりで~す
元気にしてます?

This picture was taken when my dad went to Hokkaido

それとも、のおっしゃる通り
受動態から能動態にかえて
My dad took this picture when he went to Hokkaidoでもいいと思います

nobody knows BB in japan
勘違いしてるchon

凄い!食べたい
お前が料理事が出来るか
大衆を感化して韓国で日本語を流行らせたら、皆の勝ちになるぞ。俺様も

I don't know what you're saying because Google Translate is not very good, but I see that chon is an offensive term towards Koreans.
rude, I'm not even korean

君はあの漢字を勉強してるチョコ人かね?
どうもありがとう!

女のチ〇ポ?
日本スレは変態ばっかだな。笑

日本語をわざとヘタクソに見せようとしてるし、在ですか?
いくら振りしても発想がchonだからすぐわかる

>撫でて
セクハラは止めてください!(>_

料理は好きだよ!
Hikusonはできる?
私にブラジル料理を作ってくれ!
ちなみに、おすすめのブラジル料理はある?

chon芸能人の日本での評判を異常に聞きたがるのはchonの特徴
ほんとに日本が自分たちをどう思うかをいつも気にしている
日本をストーカーするのもその表れ
キモすぎる

He thinks there is only one poster with an american flag on Sup Forums. He also thinks that poster is someone he met last night. And he thinks that person is korean because he didn't agree with what he said. Makes perfect sense.

This is literally my first time posting in this thread. I am white, and I was just curious. Jesus Christ, I am not some Korean government shill trying to destroy Japan you autists.
Yeah, I think I've figured out how to decipher Translate.

>82666424

washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/theyre-the-biggest-band-in-asia-but-big-bangs-days-may-be-numbered/2016/03/03/c267981c-8b02-4827-90c5-9968abbdc9ba_story.html?utm_term=.daf94f4416dd

bb is the most successful band in japan for concert you japs are fucking pathetic kek while nobody care jap music in south korea japs are sucking our muscians

Everyone knows BB.

>my first time
figures. We always treat a newbie like a Korean.
It's like saying welcome.

米旗は殆どこないんだよここは
それが今日に限って一辺に二人も来て
ひとりはchon芸能の評判を聞きたがっている
もう明らか
どうしてそう姑息なことばかりしてるんだよchonは

>どうもありがとう!
どういたしまして

>君はあの漢字を勉強してるチョコ人かね?
>漢字を勉強してるチョコ人かね?
漢字を勉強してるってどういう意味ですか?
漢字だけを勉強するってことに聞こえますけど…

私以外にチェコ旗で書き込みする人は稀なので私だって言う可能性もあります

またチョンが自演してる
その証拠にこのレスで1加算されるまでIP増えてない

おまえこそチョンじゃねえのか

Katy Perry and Ariana Grande love Karypamyupamyu.

also

reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7a5tji/til_that_pokemon_is_the_highestgrossing_media/

Pokemon is the highest-grossing media franchise of all time, beating out Star Wars by over $13 billion

Nobady care about south korea lol

Oh you are very clever. I guess you caught me this time! Every American flag in the thread is me. Hahaha

t. Chon

Hikusonはできる?
何度このスレで俺が作った料理を貼って付いた。お前は新米ですか。
>私にブラジル料理を作ってくれ!
再来年日本に行く時、待ち合わそう。
>おすすめのブラジル料理はある?
Feijoada、Acarajé, Escondidinho, Coxinhaを勧める。
食らえ、チョン
>稀
洒脱

何年もかけて金かけて宣伝がすごかったもんな
wordpressのブログでまで必死で宣伝してたのを見たぞ
korean政府も金を出して自分の国の宣伝に必死だし何を目指しているんだよお前の国は
一方、日本は自己宣伝を一切しない国
まあおまえらのハニトラ、マネトラなんでもありのプロパカンダ力は認める、世界一だよ

who is she?
your granma?

4ch の外人住人はあんまりOh,Oh言わないぞ
典型的な極東人発想w