Storytime of CUTE - The Unbelievable Gwenpool #002

Get yourselves ready.

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Wait a second, werent there 2 artist on this ?

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Gurihiru is two artists. But for the Howard The Duck backups and the prologue in #1 there was someone else.

>Eating my captchas

I'm going to marry Gwen Poole!

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>We're not touchin' it.

Not if I marry her first!

no in the last issue, in the bank i remember there was another artist, before she put her gear

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Is Polygamy legal?

Wow, this is bad.

Yeah, that's who I was talking about. Beyruth was his name.

>Please.

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>Le Batroc is going to give her the Leapair

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Oh well thanks for letting me know

>don't get it twisted!
This rap shit, is MODOK's!

This comic is such a piece of shit and you are worse piece of shit for liking it!

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I know her speech will get so mangled once another author tries to use her.

Aw shit.

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Oh shit

also those Satan trips

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The Joke is that Gwenpool is stupid as fuck.

So this thor is a human right? What's with the accent?

>Whor

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LAUGH AT HER FOR HAVING CANCER BUT BEING TOO STUPID TO GET IT CURED

no the only bad people people are the waifu faggots they ruin everything like the Sup Forums drawthreads

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Is this a sex thing?

Why would it be a sex thing?

>draw a rocket launcher with a regular gun trigger.
>the rocket gets shot by putting her foot on top of it.

Great artwork

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Good to see Cecil will be a recurring character.

That lazy writing... that's the worse part, all the exposition ''muh comic book cliches'' and not doing anything cool or new with it.

And that's a wrap, aparently

A fellow of infinite jest.

How cute.

Much thanks.

Inbefore they become friend and he trains her because this comic is already too predictable

Giant Norse goddess and tiny cute little girl

Good.

Please stop storytiming shit comics designed to appeal to cancer, you are ruining the shreds left of Sup Forums

The Terrible Eye a qt.

That's an insult to Totoro.

I enjoyed it. Thank you.

She gonna blackmail Batroc since he's too powerful as a plotpiece to ever die

Are you virgins IRL?

>Alas, poor Cecil

She is cute, makes funny faces, and can't fight for shit!

Only a month away until Storytime of CUTE, Gwen Poole edition returns

Thanks for proving my point, man.

If you would be kind enough to call all you retarded friends and confirm to everyone else that you're cancer, I'll greatly appreciate it.

Thanks Op

she should have known to never use the name pool all it does is lead to suffering

>Who's your tank?

You are Gwen!

Did Batroc just kick Whor?

Marvel has fallen a little too in love with the fact they can rape disney now

This was great, thanks, man.

That's right, though.
She has plot armor.

Yes, he did. She is still holding back the entire fight because she doesn't want to kill this little goonsquad of obviously inept rabble, and Batroc.

I am relatively certain that "bibbidi bobbidi" is not a registered trademark.

Widowmaker?

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I hope we see more Batroc in the MCU

Hellcat, Gwenpool and Squirrel girl.

Whenever you get alternative looking artwork, the backgrounds suck fucking balls!

No deph, no detail, nothing!

Oh my god, did you not actually read it. This has easily become Marvel's best comic

>le I'm a stupid retarded asshole with shit taste.


Are you a virgin kissless IRL or just a virgin?

Are you fat? Do you own mostly super heroe t-shirts?

Oh, it's you again. Hello.

How can one Poole in distress be this cute?

Stop responding to him. He literally wants you to respond.

Contest:
anyone in this thread who kills himself will get a signed copy of Gwenpool #3!

So in #3, Batroc tells on Gwen, but then has to point out that Gwen is the one who distracted Whor, then killed the target, so she remains on the team

Wait a minute. Signed by who?

Some people are content simply to rage endlessly, audience or not, but fine, I'll leave it be and time will tell whether or not this is the case.

Seriously, are you virgin?

Of course you are a dude

Guruhiru of course!

Thank you. Admittedly not as cute as the first one but still a reader.

I have Kissed a girl

Yeah i'm about 30 pounds over weight

i only own two super hero shirts, both batman

Yes, I'm a fat, kissless virgin. We are all fat, kissless virgins.
If you are not one of us, you don't belong here. Get out.

A tempting contest
To be completely honest
But I'll have to pass

This is what I like about this, besides the metric fuck-ton of cute, the writing is taking the kinda done ''character knows cliches and lampshades them'' and doing this things differently, instead of making it tongue-in-cheek and going ''COMIC BOOKS AMIRITE'', it plays that shit straight, Gwen's survival and importance in the world is completely dependant on the fact that she's an outsider that knows she's in a comic, that shit takes center in how the story progresses. Of course, it still uses that to make jokes.

But for real, it's the cute that keeps bringing me back

Am i allowed to be resuscitated?

You drive a hard bargain.
What about a keylock in the shape of Gwenpool
and a t-shirt (with Gwenpool of course)?

Sure! (he he)

Thank god I'm not one of you.

Are you for real? not even a kiss? How old are you ?

user that's just sad
That's not even a Haiku
Like, come on my dude

>doing this things differently

no they don't, its the same generic shit that you see in this kind of stories

Literally going ''I can survive this because comic books!!''

Talking about reading too much in between line, are you a zootopia fan?

DEAL!!

Way to rip off Empowered.

Wow, an actual hipster. I feel like i should take a picture or something

Yay! Hurry up, though

I can't take this shit anymore. I just can't. This shit's more contrived than Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain. Why is this a thing?

I wish she was curvy like Emp

frankly, it seems like Hastings doesn't like it either

This was fun, thanks

Yes. I'm 35. And I live in my mom's basement and work at Walmart where I abuse the little bit of power I have to trample on the feelings of others.