/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Devoting myself full-time to the ol' racism edition

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yeehaw

/acadiana/

youtube.com/watch?v=Oc6sJ1tBkRQ

kill yourself early shitter

GREAT edition
/agrarianism/

>finno_hibernian.mp4

post

I don't get it

Neither do I; I just wanted to post it.

>posting memes you don't understand

srsly hope u dnt du dis

strawpoll.me/14556615/
strawpoll.me/14556615/
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for anybody who has not voted

SO I HEARD YOU'RE A RACIST NOW FATHER

I do that a lot actually.

>no Conway
What the fuck

by the way, who in SAM HILL voted for Atlanta

not me (me)

>holding so much of a grudge against boatboy that you'll let that place represent us to the world

>ruining a perfectly good city by putting the seat of the federal government there
Why do you hate Nashville so much

injuns

Would you rather put it in the middle of nowhere?

lookit this art lol

I'd rather put Congress on the surface of the sun desu

Opinions on the MBTI test ? is it autistic ?

It's a meme, just like a political compass test.

The website that's from isn't actually MBTI strictly speaking. The type code things are based on it but it doesn't measure quite the same things.

Gotta put it somewhere.

independent Dixieland needs tourismbux and Nashville and New Orleans are the only places I could feasibly see foreigners wanting to visit us for.

Alternatively, we could just follow the US model of creating a federal district and building a new city, if you're so concerned about it.

>Gotta put it somewhere.
so stick it in some shithole of a city like Richmond and you won't have to watch Nashville wither and die

stick it in NOVA

fuck off, there's tons of Southern cultural heritage sites there and you know it, that's the only reason why I don't support just flat-out giving it all away to DC.

If Florida or Kentucky we should put it in one of those places, because everybody already hates the former and nobody cares about the latter (plus some punishment for being a border state is in order)

>if Florida or Kentucky are with us

Kentucky makes tasty drinks and chicken though.

>stick it in NOVA
>the Yanks who work in DC will have all left because we're out of the Union
>it restores Virginia to its rightful place as king commonwealth
I don't see the problem with it

georgia makes better drinks and do NOT even ATTEMPT to convince me otherwise

I will kick the shit out of you if you badmouth Kentucky.

Kinducky

the capital region is going to be full of lefties whether it's populated by Southerners or not, let's be real

RARE COLONEL

what's with the pinky

so stick it in NOVA, it's not like it can get any worse

>Harland

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never been to a kfc y'all

Oh god, it's like I'm on fucking MySpace.

my rare harlands are among the most coveted

literally go there now

lel i made that

KFC in China is so much better than the shit they sell here.

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who's playing the Colonel on TV now? Last time I saw a KFC commercial it was based Norm but I don't think he's doing them anymore

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why is he worshipping a rock?

Where the hell do you live that you haven't been to a KFC?

because hail odin

just never went there is all
i mean, i know where some are but i just haven't gone

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I have only been to a KFC once.
It was great, better than Mc Do or burger King
wish I could eat there more often but the closest is like 30 min away

youtu.be/TCJXUlCawfU?t=146

haha what mutts

Jim Gaffigan does them sometimes

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nice tits

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

boat

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if i had clones of myself i would take turns shaving legs, and rubbing lotion on each other.

faggot

I want to protect that smile

he's gone on beyond harm to that ol fried chicken joint in the sky

would i get more pussy if i was better at the game of chess?

no

Yes

turn your flags back on we know it's you

This always makes me chuckle.

Ethiopia is a neat country and Ethiopians are good people

>this TERRIFIES the Shitalian

Pet scorpion died, lads

a quarter of me is trembling at this image

that must really sting

pet jew died, lads

No, but it smelled bad

my condolences

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sucks man, life's a gas

That show scared the absolute shit out of me when I was a kid.

Finals gonna kill my stupid ass

you should work on a boat instead

boat janitor is a solid job

See:

weird i dont find it one bit funny

una vela

Never had fried chicken once in my life. Fight me, but softly

don't like oreos that much

Don't like you that much.

Who is your favorite historical figure?
Hard mode: Must be non-American

>George Washington
>Hard mode: Cato the Younger or Karl XII

Based Norm

jesus
hard mode: hitler

>Me
>Hard mode: Foreign me

Sarah Palin
Hard:Martin Luther

guise pls

Marquis de Lafayette

who am i?

Funny? I don't think this guy's a comedian.

I honestly don't have a favorite historical figure. I've never been impressed by any one person so much that they stand head and shoulders above everybody else in history to me.

this

when i was in elementary school i'd get asked "write about your favorite role model" and i'd always blank and i got a 0 on every one of those assignments

I made facetious shit up in high school for these. I had a great teacher who got a kick out of it when I wrote one of these about "Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-Un".

Is this some meme I am ignorant of or what