I juts wanna be friends with the whole world bros

i juts wanna be friends with the whole world bros

will you be friends with me?

howde partner

hey buddy

I detect the tell-tale signs of friendship in this thread

hey bro

Are you a normie?

NO

no one wants to be friends with me

I'll be your friend Ivan.

Let's all be frens

hey pals

No normies sighted, continuing regular patrols, Romeo out.

>tfw cant end the lonely suffering of all anons across the world

How you doing bro?

*hugs each of you*

but we can try :)

not bad friend drank a few spirits to lift my spirits and now i'm feeling good how about you?

*hugs*

Gay thread

I'm feeling not so good these pasts few weeks, but I reckon it will change.

what's wrong friend?

>prime american hours

we are only making firends

no bully
whats got u down

only if you convert.

You have no friends
You waste your time on this board
You are a failure
I will not be your friend

rude ass post, not kind at all

don't listen to that shit bro

rude post in a comfy thread.
you can't stop these feels

Give frens please

Is this one guy proxying from multiple cunts?

i;m your friend

frens

any good friend kino?

Hey japfren

I'm going to be studying for a few weeks in your country through my university! I get to give a few presentations to a middle school as well. i am very excited

you are my friend. Please come to USA and have a great time!

my fav is butch cassidy & the sundance kid

i am your friend too if you dont mind

Holy shit, is the wall talking to me?

napoleon dynamite is pure friend kino
its me im on the other side

wall? surely you mean friend?

yes

ty friend

OP really is a faggot. Jesus Christ.

*locks the doors and closes the windows*
d*cking weirdos...

rude. stop being rude. you can shitpost in the entire planet but stop being a dick here

Sakura Trick, unironically

I don't have friends either, but I am used to it anymore. When I started growing away from friends, I started my own study on business, and the molecular biology on my type 1 Diabetes.
So should you want to, email me, or some such, and we shall go on from there, but seriously, I am only on in the mornings.

*huggles*
*wags tail rythmically*

>comfy thread
i like this :)

>I don't have friends either,
NOT true. we're friends :)

GOOD post

GOOD post

w-wait
is their any reckless behavior in the past ?
please raise your right hand and swear before answering...this quite possibly is a test...any police involvement i should be aware of?

..is there some schedule that will structure this arrangement..or will we just "wing" it...casual friday rules?..taco tuesday?...now what about hump day ?.. just how good of friends we talkin?...ok that should just about complete the questionaire..and as fair goes ...ive left 4 days for you to call the shots on... secret handshakes...im kinda big on...

I can get along with most anybody.

>is their any reckless behavior in the past ?
DESU i drink too much BUT i try to be pure of heart :)
>please raise your right hand and swear before answering...this quite possibly is a test...any police involvement i should be aware of?
*raises hand* no siree no police involvement, just friendship :)
>or will we just "wing" it...casual friday rules?..taco tuesday?...now what about hump day ?
all sound good to me! (last may be a tad lewd but if you're into it...)
>just how good of friends we talkin?
this is a friendship based on LOVE

ever think about how we are all globally connected as a hivemind and that we are all experiencing everything together albeit in slightly different ways.?

nice

i like to experience things with my friends :)

yay having a frend feels nice desu

i hope you feel nice for the rest of your days my friend

i always wanted a russian frend

>tfw my current best friends are videogame buddies from different parts of europe instead of my own city
FUCK real life

now you have one ^ ^

yaaaaaaaayy :DDD

i..would like an argie friend :)

this IS real life and i AM your friend

thanks friend
despite my Sup Forums experiences, i found that most americans in videogames and in real life are very easy-going and easy to get talking with wich is nice

sure we can be gud frens ;)

i am truly glad you've gad positive experiences with my american brethren. some of us are very MEAN but many others are NICE and FRIENDLY

i wish this was real life

:)

it IS

>tfw no virtual reality Sup Forums sim where we can all hang out as 3D apus in a comfy lounge and shitpost with each other in real time
we just need to wait like 10 more years bro

kek that would be really funny

I am kind of a normie, but I come with good and friendly intentions.

Hello everyone!

VRchat already exists, just need someone to make some 3D Apus

I can't even make 2D apus. I wish I had talent.
:(

some people love you for who you are not for what you've done

...

the future is looking up bros

yo tambien quiero amigos

Thanks, friend!

mi amigo :)

amigo :)
now give green card pls

what if i want a friend but i also want... something more :3

i'll smuggle you in
the other American ITT, OP i think, seems to be on the gay side so maybe you can hook up

sure thing!

w-what more do you want? o_0

>seems to be on the gay side so maybe you can hook up
umm NO WAY but i'll do anything for a friend!

Rome (HBO series)

I don't really want friends since I don't like socializing without being able to stop whenever I want, but I like when people are nice and not mean.

Why can't we have more threads like this?

>tfw no gf

>w-what more do you want? o_0
Cocks...

i dont know how to frofpost but i rlly need a fren

Are you sure you dont like socializing or are u afraid?
when i go to my groceries im happy!! at least ppl notice me

i will ALWAYS be nice to you my friend

i-i can give it my best effort...if you don;t mind...

well...if it's in the service of friendship then i guess i can indulge...

hello friend

>tfw never had a gf and virgin

Never, fuck USA

same, I can talk to girls just fine but I can't handle rejection.

I'm good enough to be loved aren't I?

i truly believe in you my friend. you CAN turn it around!

pretty rude bro. hurts my feelings a bit.

i have to get to sleep Sup Forums. good night to all of my interplanetary pals!!!!!

Its scientifically proven that gringos have no feelings.

>I'm good enough to be loved aren't I?
just wanna make one final post itt to say: YES

intraplanetary* i meant whoops!

gn!!

same
thanks friend, i'll keep trying