Europeans don't actually urinate in public r-right?

Europeans don't actually urinate in public r-right?

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When I'm drunk hell yeah I do

I thought it was only a third-world concept. Feels good to learn otherwise. :)

we have designated urinating spots not memeing

Of course they do everybody does/has at one point. I figure it to be universal.

>can't use the toilet of private establishments without buying something
>public toilers are rare and cause you to gag from a 10m radius
I do piss in public occasionally. I don't like it, but I do.

coming from the guy who pees in his own mouth

I can't even pee at a urinal if someone is nearby so peeing in public is a no from me.

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You can't call yourself a man until you've pissed in a sleazy alleyway while blackout drunk.

I urinate outside whenever possible. Just feels right

Of course we do.

>niggers don't actually commit more crim r-right?

Our national symbol is a public urinator.

Never saw that in Russia, but I was at beer festival at Riga, and there were toilet stands where you piss and all stare at you.

That child is built as fug.

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lel

Your pee freezes before reaching the ground in extremely cold places?

drunk people sometimes piss up at walls

no, but if you split this can happen

Kek

Wew, lad, and they call Russia third-world.

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Sure we do. Especially late night after a few beers or whatnot. Just find yourself a nice alley or bush where you don't bother anyone.

No, but you can melt snow with your pee and draw yellow pictures on it.

>never eat yellow snow

I once pissed in -43C and some of the pee turned into an icy dust cloud before hitting the ground.

this, but here you have to be careful because I believe it goes on your criminal record if you're caught

>mfw you can be a sex offender for pissing in public here
I've been caught by park rangers and yelled at for pissing.
In the middle of the night
In a campground
At least a mile from any campsite
Wtf bro you want me to hike 20 minutes back to the shed and take a piss when its pitch black in the woods

Only if I'm drunk.

that is ridiculous, you're right

If you're in a state park they'll likely just yell at you. Dont make the mistake of being caught pissing in a city.
Last place I rented was a small house in a pretty big city (~650k population.) Backyard was overrun by trees. Did 100% of my night time pees out back. Listening to the crickets and looking at the stars while incundating the bugs in the grass with your urine should be a universal human right. Plus saving water and what not so I'm a hero too I suppose