Which creators would win in a rap battle?

Which creators would win in a rap battle?

MY NAME IS CEREAL BOSS

obviously the one with the black guy

Johns is from Detroit, my money is on him

I dunno i can see Lee being one of those asain guys who can rap at 200000 words per minute and balancing it out

You forget, Bendis has like 20 black friends. He could probably take the battle on his own.

>This is the rap.
>The rap?
>The rap.
>The rap from the rapper.
>The rapper?
>The rapper.
>Who raps?
>Who raps.
>Dope.

Somehow I get the feeling that Jim Lee would go straight Ice Cube circa 1991 on his former Marvel compatriots. Pull a "No Vaseline" if you will.

Bendis would make a rap that doesn't do shit until the last minute, but then right when it ends you get excited and want more

I know which would win in a fist fight.

tone it down, Satan

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Morrison would probably get fucking mxyzptlk or some shit to Rap his battles

Why does this exist

Because Bendis.

>Dogfucker betrays Marvel for DC
>7 against 4
>He's so bad, he brings the whole ship down
Marvel wins

Hitler did nice rap battles. i think he and his team will win.

A question please , how could you question me.
Wanna shoot this breeze shorty sit on your knees
I'll adress these plebes on my mad greed, you wanna test me, come on and test these Dees.

See I made bomb green since the Ninties,when Jokey, Joe Qee-sada wanted more cheese
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Had me join the knights, when that scene was on Freeze
Had to go Ultimate built for a higher Caliber
Got Jemas to add it up god of Spidey stamina
Rich while your stacks empty as my Barber's College fund

Here's some fun, count every Mil I make till my job is done,I could write four bombs,'fore Bond could get his groove on,
and still have enough left by to buy a new sun.

It's Sunday,but some day you might do..Ah

I cant even finish your carrer is Diminished who could possibly witness the buisness of Bendis

You hate me and I'm eveywhere like a car alarm, while your futures darker than two thirds of my daughters are

You want another song?

I can decompress a mess, and spin good till the dawn is on

Wake up,pay up, jizz out a Spidey marathon.

My beat on repeat like Sadam
Kill a couple dozen cousins and camels and bodyguards, stall for time, pay offs not what they pay me on

Is it just me or do the DC guys smiles look more genuine?

they are also not a bunch of fat slobs so that helps

Morrison would get fucked up on LSD and create a tulpa, Marsh-El, the Superman of Earth-8M, to do it for him.

I have such a crush on Morrison, he is so cute. That said, I still would pay cash money to not have to witness this rap battle.

Bendis :

I'm not your normal definition of a comic star
I don't complain when my private jet is subpar
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius

it's funny because humprhies went to DC

Who is the guy ruining Morrison/Johns worlds finest pose and why is he ruining their pose

John Romita Jr, ruiner of much things.

Who's dogfucker?

Humphries.

well, from the look of those very old promo images, I'd guess they only serve salad in the DC canteen

you don't win friends with salad

No wonder Marvel is doing better. They're actually feeding people over there.

You know it takes a lot of calories to maintain muscles. The Marvel writers are just lazy and eat a lot of crap while writing.

>I cant even finish your carrer is Diminished who could possibly witness the buisness of Bendis

Morrison just looks so dope. I wish I could go bald just to attempt at coping his swag.

You hate me and Im everywhere like a car alarm, and your futures darker then two thirds of my daughters are

>thinking you can get swole with just salad and greens

Go to /fit/ you uneducated slob and re-evaluate your life.

DC is way more /fit/ than Marvel though

you guys totally grasped the wrong end of that particular stick

well done, jockhood awaits