>brazilian engineering

Why is it so hard to keep the high-voltage wire far away from the water?

Do brazilians fear anything that is not distinctively lethal or that works right?

>american here for the olympics

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i heard most sex by olympic athletes was gay sex.

are you a gay?

you know I wouldn't be surprised if that's asbestos tiles as well.

have fun homie don't get jacked.

What the shit

How is your ZIKA infection status?

Is it a motorized showerhead? I can't tell what the fuck is going on

Apparently in shit-tier countries you don't even flush the toilet paper down and instead use poobins for all the shit covered paper.

The toilets in the village are all being blocked from this as the civilized people are flushing them. Do you have a poobin in your room and are you using it senpai?

ongoing thread about it on Sup Forums:

take some more pics from different angles or fuck off, monkey

it's a water heater.

IT
JUST
WORKS

in poor countries without hot water thats what you have to do to get hot water. the water is heated inside the shower head. they are nicknamed "suicide showers" but are relatively common

source: i own a shack on a private island in the Caribbean and thats how i get hot water for my shower

>m.huffpost.com/ca/entry/8753282
30 AMP water filter? This is beyond retarded.

>be athlete
>get electrocuted in the shower
>have the roof collapse on you
>get Zika and have retard babies forever
>go swimming and your dick falls off from bacteria overload
>go for a walk and get mugged, raped, shot, knifed, and mugged again
>sport equipment malfunctions
>Derka derka suicide bombings
>condom failure with subsequent super AIDs

Surviving is gold medal worthy

after Michel Temer took office they are literally making people think Brazil is paradise because
"economy>zika". I think that things are JUST "ok" because of ""winter"" but if you come to Brazil take care, not just about zika(you can solve the problem with a repellent) but criminality is very very high on Rio

>in poor countries without hot water thats what you have to do to get hot water.

But... that's not even...

Paint a tank black and expose it to the sun. Zero power hot water generator.

I noticed that too. 30 amps seems a little excessive.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM

I hope you're not carrying an expensive phone or camera.

Mfw Brazilians sell their daughters to westerners
It's because their plumbing is shit

What the fuck am I even looking at

holy shit
theexpeditioner.com/travel-tips/the-frightening-case-of-the-homicidal-shower-head/

Instead of a hot water tank, the shower head has an electric heating element to give you hot water during a shower.

>brazilian
>Human

(×_×)

flag, checked, bantz, checked, dubs, checked

>The first person on the scene found them unconscious and attempted to revive them when she too received a powerful shock when she made contact.

Hahahaha

That's a thing? That sounds dangerous enough without Brazilian adjustments.

Niggers

>Britian
>not shit-tier
KEK

>this cunt still mad he didn't get roos in the village

They're all over the third-world, where hot water heaters aren't prevalent. They call them "suicide showers" in Jamaica

Last time i visited brazil i was scared of that shit. What are the chances you can get electrocuted

>nothing about kidnapping and paying ransom
still a solid 9/10

Stay safe nazi pupper

What the fuck. What the actual fuck. How can anyone think, "Hey, the Olympics are being hosted here, should we get hot water? Nah, lets just run some wiring, loosely wrapped around the shower head, into a heating element that water rushes past. WHAT COULD GO WRONG" Brazil is a laughing stock. Can anyone think of a more hazardous host than this?

I doubt they could do that without using lead paint.

> but doesn't lead make white paint

THEY WOULD FIND A WAY.

Fukken saved roonigger

Notice the water coming out on top. Spraying on the wires. wtf

ahahaha pls be real

>forgetting about the emus infront of your building
that's the true horror m8

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you forgot
>go to olympic village
>no kangoroo transportation

Other than that, 8/10 bantz. I felt joy and hurt.

I thought poo bins were a meme? Whats so difficult about having proper sewers? We have had them for 100+ years.

If you win a gold medal make sure to test it.
It might be lead covered with paint.

>He doesn't have a hairy man ass that requires half a toilet roll to clean if there is no shower available.
Low test beta male detected.

Goddamn it Sup Forums stop swapping my thumbnails

>He doesn't shave and wax his ass

That was beautiful, Bruce

10/10 bantz and check'd

>electric tape
Nice

>Shave
That just sounds like pure unadulterated pain

>Wax
I ain't no homo

We don't drink fosters you dumb cunt

great shitposting there m80

"Distinctively Lethal": -"The Story of the Rio Games".

There's literally nothing wrong with being a homosexual in 2016, bigot.

That was a lie.

Jesus I thought my dad was joking about how Brazilian showers worked

>He shaves and waxes his ass.

I would rather poop in designated streets than put my doodoo papers in poobins

I guess I like the idea that they are stepping up the difficulty of the location since even all the first world doping drugs don't give you a survival advantage in Rio or against Radical Islamists.

they're not. They're common around here. It's basically a bin that you open by pressing the button with your foot and throwing the paper inside of it. Obviously there's a plastic bag inside the bin to make changing it easier (and for the minimal hygiene care).

Enjoy ZIKA

All I said is I ain't homo, so I don't do butt stuff of any kind.

wtf kind of shower is that? they have the motor in the head of the shower holy shit brazilians are fuking stupid

>do that everyday
>no medal

Red too. When we were kids we weren't allowed to use the bright red without adult supervision to glaze pottery and all the other reds were off-red in color because apparently, at the time at least, don't know if its still true (this was in late 90's) that the truest reds have to be made with lead as far as pottery glazes.

>30amp
>220v
>water

Someone is going to have a bad time

Except that you can't make babies passionately.

Get fucked faggot.

Fosters means beer in Australian.Learn your own language you shitposting convict.

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So water pressure is not a thing in Brazil?

You're not supposed to use it for showering. You use it to kill all the vermin with before showering.

*yawns*

who the fuck wants children?

*taps foot*

try better next time loser

You also have like chance of the volt being 220v or 110v with most likely being 220v which means you're pretty much fucked.

grossu lrm2sewer

Yeah because that fucking matters much

Lead covered in lead-based paint.

>110v
>high voltage
Reeeeee fuck off pleb. Also fucking run the damn wire from the top.

Apparently this is completely normal in brazil

why is there water coming out of that light fixture/security camera?

It's an in-line water heater dummies.

Nah, there is safer models
The problem is that the guy how install that shit probably cannot even read
In my home the hot water comes from a boiler like civilized countries

Keep telling yourself that, faggot.

30AMP... Are they trying to boil a swimming pool?

>Power lines in a favela.

would you believe me if I told you there are exposed wire coils inside that thing? it's not even a isolated heating element. inside that thing there are two wire coils and the water is heated through the ionisation of the water and the AC moving it back and forth 60 times a second. meaning that if the water has abnormal amounts of salts, it's going to heat much more. oh and yeah, the only security measure in that whole thing is a ground pin making contact with the water in the reservoir. that's it.

110v AC is plenty to fuck you up

I can guarantee that's not a GFI circuit. There's probably no breaker either

An uh... electric heating shower. Instead of having a boiler somewhere farm from you, you get the heating coils just there with the showerhead. Suffice to say, it's not really efficient, and in cold places it's barely enough for winter. But then, it's generally only poor people who have that.

Anyway, that pic related is incredibly badly put together.

>Faggot
>Wont even post dick


Aussies get fucked.

>Commit suicide by jumping out of a window
>Get electrocuted

Careful Nigel, poo bins are all over Europe including your country.

haha fucking wow

Rio de Janeiro is the absolute worst city in the country, at one time it was the capital of the country, but no longer, at this point, walling off the city and turning it into a massive prison is the best possible move to fix it.

> go for the gold
> by electrocution of competition

>Uses bigot as an insult on /po/
Fuck off to hell with your degeneracy

>Be Latino living in the US
>Mom gets mad when I flush toilet paper because she says it'll block the septic system
>flush it anyways in secrecy

>People surprised when about people no throwing tp to the toilet
>Implications of shitting IN the tp and just using it to wipe.
Sometimes Sup Forums SOME FUCKING TIMES

>The ground is optional

>would you believe me if I told you there are exposed wire coils inside that thing?
Absolutely
youtube.com/watch?v=f14nv3uf2ik

>In my home the hot water comes from a boiler like civilized countries
This. Electric showers are for poor people.,
Nothing like a shower in the morning to wake up. I always feel electric after one. :^)

Brazil is 40-50 years ahead of the US in race mixing. Glorious results for social capital.