Why do Americans always scream angrily when they try to speak German?

Why do Americans always scream angrily when they try to speak German?

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I think everyone does this, at least all Anglos do it

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That's just how german sounds like.

Really? : o
Most Americans who visit Japan are normal.

do they speak german in japan?

I'v never talked with German people.
Are they more quiet?

i wonder why
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Yes, it makes for hilarious comedy. Check 6:50 for an American actress doing a funny impression of a German

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Germans scream angrily whenever they speak
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It's early in the morning so I don't want to disturb anyone by screaming

thats really good

>An American actress
>doing an impression
>Diane Heidkrüger
>born Algermissen, Germany

Never change America

Hitler speeches are as far as all they know of the spoken German language. It is a guttural language, but just hearing everyday Germans speak they sound quiet and calm.

Every generation since WW2 has been exposed to the German language principally through Hitler clips. So probably that. My hs German teacher had a mellow Bavarian accent so I don't make that association.

Think of it this way; Germans aswell as Scandinavians are the Japan of the western world. USA is China..

watch German anime dubs instead
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No, America is the Japan, Germany is China.

They try to imitate Hitler`s speeches.

Ah yes, we all know the classical stereotype about the silent, polite american - vs the obnoxious, loud germanics.

American and Japan dominate their spheres of the world and are the most advances, successful and incredibles countries in West and East respectfully.

Germany and China are angry losers constantly starting wars of aggression they lose. They get memed as powerful but are just natural born losers who always start shit and get pushed in.

>American and Japan dominate their spheres of the world
Isn't Japan getting less relevant every day?
And everyone always complains about how Germany dominates Europe through the EU.

Whatever makes you happy, mutt. Stay blind to reality.

t. Quing Ming Zhao

Sorry you haven't been relevant since the Battle of Dybbol

>Hitler speeches
>Rammstein lyrics
>British comedy perpetuating the stereotype

Gee I wonder where the impression comes from. Fuck I met a Finnish girl once who was downright disappointed I wasn't actually talking like that.
Also it makes for good banter.

>talk to anglos online
>find out I'm German
>topic moves to language
>I start with the cliches before them
>laughs be had

Bonus points if there are other Germans around who get butthurt and start yelling about/apologizing for me doing it, kek.

are you fucking stupid? is american education seriously this bad? EVERYTHING you said was wrong

Anyone have that screencap of a German user trying to make an America joke and derailing the entire thread with how void of humor it was?
Something like
>be America
>wear suit in summer and get hot

Prove me wrong fagtron. Everything I said was right until your snownigger ass can actually form an opinion.
>America controls the entire Western world
>Japan controlled almost all of the East
>Germany starts the 100 years war, WWI, WWII, etc.
>China starts the First Sino-Japanese war, the Second Sino-Japanese war, every Sino-Vietnamese conflict ever, etc.

>I learned history from Sup Forums memes

>Still can't say where I'm wrong
If you keep posting bait this poor I'll stop replying you know

Lazy posts get lazy replies.

>That music
>That description
>That user picture

Japan doesn't even have a military you fat retard

>wear suit in summer and get shot
Fixed that for you

I'm 15% German

>Japan doesn't even have a military you fat retard
UHH DDUHH DUHDDHHUUU SPREDDD ON TOOBRUSSSHHH DOOOOUUU
t. You

>itt

Except nobody's done that you worthless subhuman wetback.
Derailing a thread is against the rules.

"Hitler speech effect".

>An American calling somebody else subhuman

Murican dindu nuffin. tbqh

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Why do Americans always scream angrily when you say something negative about grorious nippon

>Davido-kun and Ken-sama
>normal

Most are 30-40 year old businessmen/women.