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Whos britains greatest enemy, Willie McAllistar or Liam MacAlasdair? edition

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was going to laugh at the NEET bonus only being 10 pounds then i scrolled down and saw that wales in welsh looks like cumrag and had a howl

here about the league of irish fishermen?

nor did i

get all my calories from fat and carbs

would you want your gf/wife dressing like that in public? this is the problem with white women desu. even when they're in a relationship they draw attention to themselves to find someone who's richer and better looking than you are

A booty man
Is what I am
I got your butt
Here in my hands

>went from the perfect kiss on Saturday to on the verge of broken up by Tuesday
Relationships are so much fucking effort lads.

thots aren't in serious relationships

I am Britain's greatest enemy.
I'm the paddy in pic related.

Prostagma?

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Do you lot unironically think he would make a good prime minister?

Listening to him talk about Brexit he seems like a fucking retard

lads what do we think of red dwarf

>Deano just uploaded a snap to his story! Swipe right to read it

*a picture of Deano appears with his tarted up bird looking proper weff sitting across the table at the top of the shard*
*on the table sits a small plate of foes gras and creme brulee*
*the caption reads: so proud of Mells passing her NVQ level 3 eyelash extension course*

joy division > new order

not bothered for it 2bh

>a brexiteer sounds like a fucking retard

what do you expect

Is there more toil? Since thou dost give me pains,
Let me remember thee what thou hast promised,
Which is not yet perform'd me.
>How now? moody?
>What is't thou canst demand?
My liberty.

surely this cant be a yank

Hmmmmm yes
*sends kids to private school*

Goy Division

hate monkeys

Hold on a sec lads, I cracked the code
>American women love brits
>British women love Americans
>all women love foreigners

Why not simply trade places? We would both get endless sex

fuck off you filthy kike rothschild selfish scumbag

Take that back filthy continental

since mastering the prediction of all internet paradigms, I've grown tired

Please stick to your own pro wrestling tier """""""""""""politics""""""""""""" thanks

>Joy Division
>music isn't joyful at all

When does the nu Star Wars drop?

Love it. Bit of a drop off towards the end but it has loads of great episodes.

Wow, so much hotter with brown hair. Gingers truly are subhuman.

got utterly mindfucked by the 66-fag-poo last night

can tell you've never visited Britain if you think our birds like yanks

name a worse feeling than waking up in the middle of the night, thinking that its okay because its only 2am, but then having a peak at the clock and its actually 6am and you have to get up for toil

they look like literal monkeys LOL.

it's jurassic age pasta
yanks can't do anything on their own

state of this brainlet

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DONE. Not too sure about American men getting endless sex, nor do I think the trade is particularly fair, but if you want to share a Brit with four of your mates then go right ahead, so long as I get my own harem of fit yanks.

nice
armalite is the quintessential freedom gun btw

next thursday book your tickets now to avoid disappointment x

hmm must have missed that one

this

definitely up there but waking up at 2am after a nightmare where ur family died or some shit is worse, good luck getting back to sleep after that and you hate yourself more and more as you see the clock creeping towards your actual wake up time.

Ah yes, yank education

>ooooh look at me im so introspective and sad :(
glad that cunt curtis necked himself desu, hate him and his depressing shite music

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dont wanna go to gymtoil

Just watched the missus eat a whole banana without biting it once

exams next week
dont like it one bit!

ah yes plastic 'guns' for a plastic people

somebody at this clown

Zizek would want you too

this lol

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gonna go tarq bashing outside the private school, any of you lads want in?

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>Joy 'I'm a fucking whiney soyboy bitch' Division
>The SoySmiths
>Morrisoy
>Gaydiohead

*rings private school*
The proles are at it again.

Has anyone ever seen American beauty?
Not good for Kevin Spacey at all

lmao wypipo be like "grr I hate people having fun"
*brings an m16 to school the next day*
lmaoooooo

>fit yanks
needle in a haystack, you'd be lucky to find one that doesn't use a mobility scooter

grug not like those with more stuff than grug have

somebody hat tis clown

there's a pub inside the Houses of Parliament haha

probably £20 a pint

just back from toil. what have i missed today?

>I can't enjoy good music because I'm insecure about my own femininity

*bashes your head in while you protest in your toff accent*

£30,000 a year couldn't teach you not to be a posh twat now could it!?

morrisons are good lads

the rest are stuck in the 00s

looks a bit shit 2bh.

kind of like Scotland?

>Gaydiohead
lol

Reminds me of when I was about 10 and we went to stay on a farm for a couple of weeks and there was an older lad there who I thought was awesome because he had a Master System (this was 1991 I think). He called Home and Away "Home and a gay," and Neighbours "Gaybours." Cracked me up every time.

fucking hell mate didn't realise we at eton "normal" public schools are 10-20k

He's a problem child, and what bothers him all comes out
When he talks about
His fuckin dad walking out

Need a pub in my office

city is less than 0.5% black but watching the telly you'd think it was at least 20-30%

grug not eat soybean because soybean make grug woman

we had sone good ol' anti-beer posting

bounced my mums head off the kitchen counter for a scotch egg

want to open up a cyberpunk bar in Soho

any Toyota AE86 Trueno man in?

'sheed

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

typical kike propaganda

those 0.5% of blacks will get 60% of the women in your city

more of a honda guy personally

>watches Initial D once
hey look at me everyone AE86 am i rite :DDD i know so much about cars :D

imagine being so incredibly sad and impressionable you rate everything in your life from cartons of milk to music based on a word you learnt two months ago because you're afraid of turning queer

haha take this black bois

Listening to a song that reminds me of when I was 15

its bullets are metal though :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=nHY14OVk7r0

grug think neolithics conspire to feed grug soy bean

slow and gay

youtube.com/watch?v=tG_z6HdfS50

Nice story grandad

Soy-tastic post

just don't eat soy it's as simple as that

bet you're a blast at parties lad

mine was £35,000 actually

joy division are shite though
if the lead singer didn't top himself nobody would care

didn't click sure it's well worth the watch though mate