Why aren't you cleaning your room?

Why aren't you cleaning your room?

listen, bucko, you better sort yourself out now, eh.

Rescuing my father is a full time job.

Oh boy here comes le based Peterson from the Tradcon Boomer Internet Defense Force

Fuck off. Just because this guy called out trannies doesn't make him "le based" and it sure as hell doesn't make his rambling lectures wise.

i never sorted myself out. now i'll die alone

My room is already clean, I didn't need a babbling "professor" to tell me to do that.
>the posts that say people needed multiple garbage bags and many days to clean their rooms
Disgusting, I hope you people are just joking.

My room looks like a bomb hit it

my room is already clean, in fact, about half the space is empty

Venerate your father

Peterson's lectures aren't wise because he called out trannies, he's just a wise man, and your inability to suppress your redditisms is sad.

Spotted the post-modernist. Pay attention to the thing on top of the pyramid

jody soaring right past these bloody marxists

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> I don't have an ideology
> I'm not right or left
> It's about power
> It's about individualism vs authoritarianism


Peterson is a postmodernist

What's at the top of your fantasy pyramid? The unobtainable dream of a clean room?
Stop with the make believe and get the Glad bags, degenerate.

there are millions of liberals with clean rooms, how about you clean your fucking trailer you inbred pieces of shit?

All the normalfag redditors who excluded me in high school and contributed to my life ending up as a living hell today now love LE BASED JORDAN PETERSON XD. It's always cool to be an edgy outcast as long as all the cool kids are doing it. 10 years ago if said I was "alt right" all the same jackasses who adore this guy now would have called me a sexist racist nazi.

I'm honoring my father by being a sexless alcoholic just like him.

i didn't see my father for years and then he died from smoking when i was 15, my mom has severe mental issues, who shall i venerate?

consider yourself lucky to even have a functional family life

Humberts Puebla

>high school meanies made my current life a living hell!
user I sincerely hope you're under 21. If you're older than that and think high school ruined your life, you've got some introspection that needs doing. As some nobody once said, sort yourself out.

What is that piece of art behind him? It's on all his media profiles too.

I'm 26, faggot. I have nothing to "sort out". I was treated like shit all my life because I'm ugly. People I went to school with are getting married now and are getting promoted in their careers. I have a dead end job making 40k a year, I have recurring yeast infections on my dick from the prostitutes I have sex with, and I'm going to die alone.

Never too late my friend, start by cleaning your room.

I don't even have to tell you how solvable all of that is, do I? You figured it all out years ago and instead choose to drink your emotions away.

Drink less, walk more, quit being a vile person. And clean that god damn room.

>Stop disrespecting the logos

> I have recurring yeast infections on my dick from the prostitutes
we all get what we deserve user, some people were put on erf to serve as an example to others

>I don't even have to tell you how solvable all of that is, do I?
Just lift bro, right?

>mfw he mentions Kekistan on the joe rogan podcast

Yes but the liberals clean their rooms out of fear of retribution from the Mother ethos

yeaj.
im 26 and just went through a rough patch but working a pretty good job, going to get a sweet condo downtown and head to law school

believe

cleaning your room to find your dragon dildo isn't quite the same thing as cleaning it to fulfill your responsibilities.

the whole cycle of the father is to actually become the father

you can become the father figure he never was

*teleports behind you*
Clean your room bucko

Only if you reproduce.

>wipe ur ass

no

>he falls for shitty reddit memes
Expected better of him desu

>I have nothing to "sort out".
You just listed a bunch of things, start by cleaning your dick and then your room

> clean your room

For the absolute, irredeemable human trash that subscribes to various post gaymergate fascist ideologies, MGTOW/MRA shit this is truly a profound statement. It's something they haven't considered before until the profundity of it all hit them in the feel. It's kinda like Varg telling them to stop watching porn

>Just lift bro, right?
No dude, hot pockets and anime reruns will totally pan out, fuck that exercise meme, it's for Chads!
Clean yourself up. Stop smelling bad. Stop being overweight. Have a room and entire house you wouldn't mind guests seeing. Living in filth when cleanliness requires little effort to maintain is inexcusable.

based USA

A shart perhaps?

I'm underweight, you sack of shit. Being a twink with narrow shoulders and tiny wrists is worse than being a big fat fuck. I see guys with fat guys get girls no problem but low test boymen are invisible to women.

But I know you're trolling since you also assume I smell bad and live in a pig sty. Because we live in a just world and if you're unpopular, it's due to your own moral failing and not because people are cruel.

Peterson posting is the next meme kino, I can feel it

>tfw someone brings up the phallogocentricity of the west

>i have a yeast infection from fucking whores feel bad for me

what did he mean by this?

If you're not succeeding you're doing something wrong, that's just a fact. Life's a bitch but it doesn't mean you have to be its bitch.

Also Clean your fucking room you marxist

have you considered trapping?

is this shit like self help for neckbearded permavirgins ?

I feel extremely lost. What is clean your room code for?

>If you're not succeeding you're doing something wrong

Well it all depends on what success means! To some people, it's having loads of money. To others it's doing what you love...

Idk where I'm going with this as I fall in neither camp..

>I'm underweight
Then stop that.
>I know you're trolling
Why, because I advocate basic human decency and enjoy self improvement? Incorrect, user. I just don't like people whining about problems they know the answers to.
>we live in a just world and if you're unpopular, it's due to your own moral failing
...yes? People don't like being around shitty people. Would YOU hang out with you? Sounds like the answer is "no", work on figuring out why that is and address the issues. Nobody can help you as much as you, champ.

The problem is that the leftist intellectuals never apologised for not cleaning their rooms in the 20th century

once you faggots are done cleaning your rooms there's this book you should check out which ways all the pro's and con's of killing yourself in a civilization not worth fighting for and a culture not worth living in

Succeeding is just that, you don't have to subscribe to this guy's metaphysics, he just tells it like it is.

Live life so that you involve yourself in a way to create possibilities for what you want.
Always tell the truth and truly know yourself.

Did you know elephants were kept by their circus owners by a simple rope. They had them since they were babies, when they didn't have enough strength to snap the rope, so they just stopped tried after a while.

>culture not worth living in

As a person living in an islamic nation I can honestly tell you. You have no idea how good you have it, It would be an honor and a privilege to live in a western country.

You don't know what you have until you lose it.

>an honor and a privilege

> it's an honour and privilege to leech off of your welfare shekel!

if only more of your ilk thought that way

GOOD...VERY GOOD... NOW THROW YOUR CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR ROOM...YES...

seriously how is this helpful

why do i need to rescue my dad? i fucking hate baby boomers they think they are so much smarter than everyone else but dont have the balls to back it up so when the chips are down they scream and cry for help, and they actually get it which is the worst part.

boomers are going to leech off their kids until there is NOTHING left. i have 4 brothers and they are all doomed to never have a girlfriend or get married or be able to raise children properly, they cant even take care of themselves and theyre all in their 20s by now

this generation is so screwed and its mostly boomers fault for not becoming good parents and raising kids the right way

theres a huge generational gap, more than in any other previous generation in history, and we are all just waiting until the boomers die off so we can inherent the earth

>Create possibilities for what you want

What is it that I want? I know I want to live in a different country than what I was born in but I literally have no idea how or what I am gonna be doing if I ever manage that.

I mean I do have an impossible pipe dream which is that I one day can host my own radio show but I have no idea how that could ever transpire for me having been born and lived all my life in a third world nation, I take it your advice is mainly directed at tired, white, middle class males in the US and Europe?

If you read the silmarillion and like it, you're on your way to being sorted out.

If you think it's boring and nonsensical, time to get your room cleaned up, bucko, the book's about not letting dragons get too big how clear is that?

I've been wondering what that thing is too.

PETERSON BIOPIC WHEN?


BASED PETERSON

>I know I want to live in a different country than what I was born in but I literally have no idea how or what I am gonna be doing if I ever manage that.

You seem smart. Do you think your country will ever amount to anything if all the good people abandon their home?

Be a hero. You'll just be another forgotten wage slave over here.

>Implying I would be leeching

I am highly educated and I want nothing more than to work for a good country that respects me as human bean.

>why do i need to rescue my dad?
>i fucking hate baby boomers
You have yet to reach the sought for conclusion.

>Buy his online therapy
>Get up to the bit where you have to talk about what you want your life to look like
>Have no idea
>Avoid it for weeks

I just don't know