The karate JUST 2

the karate JUST 2

kek, that fucker is a walking meme
>also THICC

With all that Scientology money you'd think he'd have a prettier satchel.

Why does Jayden dress like a Kingdom Hearts character

w2c Jaden's shoes

are those pants or shorts lmao

He looks like such a fucking idiot.

>Everyone On Sup Forums Keeps Pretending Jayden Is Straight

Dude doesn't get that ill-fitting clothes aren't something that can be overcome. Any stupid looking shit can be stylish, but not when it fucks up all of your proportions

Ah yes, I've heard of this american fashion trend. I believe it's called KevinSmith-chic.

Do you remember the late 90s?

Kek

>yfw the huge clothing he's wearing symbolizes the expectations he has to fill because of his dad's career

Honestly, he looks gay as all fuck. But he also seems to think he's some unique jellyfish-level asexual 'non binary' energy being from the etheric realms of the tumblrvrrse who can wear ladies' panties by choice, so I guess the UFO cult upbringing did wonders for this freakish creature's mental wellbeing.
No wonder his face is constantly doing that thing it does.

>teleports behind you
>"heh, nothin personnel, kid"

all he needs now is a floating massively oversized weapon and some kind of animal companion.

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dat girl tho

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If it wasn't for the tits I'd think it was a boy wearing extensions.

u blind m8?

If he is gay at all he's bi because he has his hands all over his really hot blonde gf who looks like she's from Yugoslavia.

Damn who's the girl? She thicc af

>successful social life
>rich
>famous
>coochie and boipucci on his daily menu
Haha, J-JUST amirite guys

this t.b.h

everything about his clothes is uncomfy

Remember when you were a kid and wanted to look cool like in all your favorite comics/cartoons/movies? But your parents said "don't be dumb"?

This is what happens when your parents don't say no.

I am the stone that builder refused
I am the visual
The inspiration


I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in your gun
The inner glow that lets you know
To call your brother son

I'm more offended by the fact they're holding their phones.