>I watch a lot of islam videos of beheadings, fights and gore
>since a few nights I dream of it
>then I wake up middle in the night
>mfw the caliphat is calling me in my dreams
>I'm no muslim and no roach, but the calling is strong
>the caliphat wants me to join
>what should I do now? pls help
The calling
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Go to church and confess
Praise to Kek.
now you can pretend to get a high social security payments
to syria with you
blow up merkel on live television
>to syria with you
Fuck off we're full
>post yfw this kraut gets v&
That is not the caliphat. That is the schizophrenia you cast upon yourself!
Be the flame that starts the fire do it user.
seen here the german cuck in its natural environment. glad we closed our borders to you
I don't want to go to the caliphat. But the CALLING IS STRONG
I just want the dreams will stop
Go blow something up
We will watch
Reported you to the police. Enjoy nothing happening to you
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Catchy AF
op
Can we change the name from Stockholm Syndrome to Munich Syndrome already? I'm pretty sure every German actually has a mental illness, no memes
Did literally every single good German die in stalingrad?
STOP IT!!! THIS MAKES IT EVEN WORSE
Reminder that crowded, loud events is the best place to do your thing
>be absurdist
>realize that some near overweight drone operator will blast you guys to smithereens while sipping coffee
>kek on my way
>being this weak to Memetic Hazards
>joining pathetic factions
That's becoming more apparent by the day. I fucking hate Germans
Remember National Pride
Find out what's really calling you. It's probably not some alien religion.
You need to examine why you're feeling this way. Being as objective as you can, assess how easy your life is. Often times, people who have the easiest lives are the most miserable and use escapism as a surrogate for a great (read: difficult) life.
Seek and destroy all forms of escapism in your life user.
LOL, stupid bitch.
There is no God. Your brain is a computer. You've filled your brain with viruses and now you have a mental defiency.
Get fucked kid, you suck at life.
I'd report you to the police, but then I saw you were German. Probably would give you your own talk show on state tv or something
> i experienced the same with pic related
> after several years i still hear them sometimes
kinda spooky
Praise kek
Listen to this OP, it will help to ease the pain. Really catchy
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Should you decide to become an actual german again, maybe watch
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do the right thing OP
If you dislike Islam you shouldn't have a problem. It can be strangely enticing, I get that.
Join and reverse jihad them.
Kill as many terrorists as you can.
And then kill yourself because you're a cuck who has fantasies about joinging fucking ISIS.
kek
>not being mentally strong to propaganda
fucking kill yourself and save one of us the trouble.
>those fucking comments.
Remove the kebab before you become kebab.
Convert to islam and blow up a synagogue. That would really give leftist media something to work with.
....Yeah...reporting this to the proper authorities....Sorry OP....
Remove kebab before you become kebab.
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You join isis and then go and collect your welfare reward and then pick up your complementary little white sex slave
hahahha German brain is cucked by muhammad.
You're a symbol of your people.
For teh lulz
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#MunichSyndrome
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>I'm no muslim and no roach, but the calling is strong
>German flag
Has kek choose you?
SAUCE
lol wow
>go to Syria
>join ISIL
>walk back to Germany
Rinse and repeat
this
This
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>sssssssnake
Is arabian the tongue of Antichrist?
They say that they streamed the mutilation and torture at the Paris attack, how come none of the footage has been posted
Masha'Allah brother. You have heard the calling. Islam is the way, you now know the truth. Come, terrorize the kafir, Allah will bless your soul.
realize you have crippling autism
jesus christ germany
Those videos are designed to appeal to the mentally insane. They got you bad.
As always, the all purpose mind-vaccine is more video games.
kill yourself quickly
I also get that urge. one day i will make Allah proud.
It seems like you are attracted to Islam because of the strength shown by these retards in ISIS, this is only natural because most people will naturally gravitate towards the stronger ideology and liberal democracy is piss weak.
The only ideology that is strong enough to destroy Islam is National Socialism. Embrace your roots brother.
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>take your passport
>throw it away
>get some shit all over your face
>seek refuge in Germany
>Allahu Akbar
>t. tanned german
You actually get a hard on with that shit? You know that is b8 for low IQ sociopaths, right?
End yourself kraut.
Yes. They are fucking intolerable these days. Deutschland muss weg
>It seems like you are attracted to Islam because of the strength shown by these retards in ISIS, this is only natural because most people will naturally gravitate towards the stronger ideology and liberal democracy is piss weak.
>t. Osama
BTW it is mistake to believe liberalism is weak. Weak can't win everywhere in 1st world.
>German rivers
The picture is from Slovenia.
>Watch videos of shitskins being shitskins, killing and mutilating whites
>Wants to join shitskins in killing own race instead of becoming overwhelmed with rage and wanting to DEUS VULT the shitskins
Jesus fucking goddamn Christ, Germany.
You might be more cucked than Sven.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
The subject is resisting. To all concerned, and especially cell أنبوب, now is the time to act. Don't worry about الشرج منمق, I've since taken care of it through proper channels. By God's will. Initiate بروتوكول القضيب.
There is a greater calling, but (((people))) are trying to censor it.
just stop watching the shit Hans
i had some, lets say flashbacks, after spending to much time on the Old Ogrish Forum
literally the same symptoms w/o the caliphate ofc (since ISIS wasn't a thing at this time)
I have serious problems emotionally overcoming this scene:
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>not available in your country
PROXY DEPLOYED
How about you stop being retarded and forget about it, huh? Jesus Christ.
There's only one way to immunize yourself from the Jihad.
And that is to DEUS VULT!
If you own yourself, then don't join.
Unless you want to die as a tool
Go to church and pray for your salvation.
The holy spirit will cleanse the darkness within you.
And dream about your peoples TRIUMPH OF WILL.
And the holy land that we shall reconquer DEUS VULT!
wow, you germans REALLY want to destroy yourselves
well that river was flowing to germany
>Mfw it's true
these are great lyrics
pretty dank, am i right?