>And take that pile of filth out with you!
>Mr. Krabs, You shouldn't talk about squidward like that!
Spongebob Quotes thread
Sebastian Howard
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Nicholas Nguyen
>hit you with a rake!
Bentley Stewart
>[Dolphin noises]
Austin Lee
>You see this? This is science
Levi Gray
>he's not in my thoughts
>well think again
Dylan Miller
SOILED IT
Brandon Butler
Is there an actual joke behind this? I'm not a STEM guy
Jaxson Bell
>x is infinity
How the hell can you solve that problem?
Matthew Wright
>FUH-
>-Weeell actually that one was a gift
Owen Carter
WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS
OR THIS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THIIIIIIIIIIS
Brody Perez
The limit = infinity
This would be the graph
Basically it's meaningless
Wyatt Richardson
>THE PPPPPPASH PPPPPINGING
Caleb Flores
>At least I'm safe inside my mind.
Christopher Nguyen
>Patrick: I got it! Let's get naked!
>SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real-estate...
Liam Miller
don't say anything, Squidward; remember your karma.
kek
Dominic Cruz
>No, this is Patrick.
Jaxson Perry
>I'm so close, I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT...
Luke Gutierrez
>Too bad that didn't kill me.
Jordan Morgan
>Well Squidy, this is how exactly how I pictured your band would look
>That's his eager face
Sebastian Wilson
>I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me
Cooper Cruz
> Well at least it's underwire
Wyatt Hall
>Don't be intimidated Squidward, try to imagine him in his underwear
>OH NO HE'S HOT
Jason Turner
This is the taste of a liar Giorno Giovana!
Wyatt Morgan
...
Joshua Long
Kek'd
Jackson Barnes
MIHOY MINYOY
Eli Stewart
"Firmly grasp it"
Kayden Smith
...
Juan Sanders
Sandy: Patrick, can't you be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until four.
Luke Clark
>I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
John Cook
AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
Gavin Morris
> Status report Mr.Squarepants!
>The whole ship is underwater captain
Julian Perez
...
Elijah Baker
I love how spongebob is funny in all eras
Nathaniel Clark
>As if I really look like that!
Thomas Perez
>is that how he calls it?
Matthew Cook
...
Julian Moore
HEY!
Matthew Murphy
...
Aiden Gomez
WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE?
Joseph Ramirez
Levi Thomas
YOU KNOW THE RULES!
Blake Davis
>All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron of the bar.
Aiden Turner
>He means THIS filth, you loon!
Owen Mitchell
>At least I'm safe inside my mind
Ryder Smith
>-bar
Juan Gomez
>GOOD GOD HE'S NAKED!
Justin Garcia
>Is this the Krusty Krab?
>No. This is Patrick.
Nathaniel Nguyen
>EVERY. VILLAIN. IS. LEMONS. Otherwise known as evil!
Leo Cruz
>You think this is funny?
Jaxon Garcia
read a book nigga
Jason Russell
>In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
>Well Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?
>What? It's just an ordinary Krabby
Wyatt White
>It will be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive.
>Just like... daytime television.
Cooper Hill
>OH MY GOODNESS!!
Nathan Hall
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! Oh nooooooooo!
Jason Gray
>SQUIDWARD!!
Ayden Green
>Why waste money lighting the whole store?
Elijah Barnes
>So long everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy
Colton Hill
Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?
Cameron Lee
> Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! [walks over to a computer] We have technology! [picks up the computer and smashes it on the dollar]
Levi Cooper
You didnt need to narrate the actions
Dominic Campbell
>FINLAND!