I want to go to the movies tonight

I want to go to the movies tonight.

Should I watch Fate Of The Furious, Alien or Guardians?

Alien

Depends... Are you a fan of the Furious franchise and likely to be disappointed about the direction it has taken?

Because if this is your first Furious movie, you'll probably enjoy it. It's fun.
If you're a fan of the series you'll feel bad about it.

Go with Guardians. Heard great things.

Alien

Guardians

Guardians
Alien is terrible, Furious are generic pew pew shit

Guardians

Alien is fine as a movie.
Just the fans of the franchise are raging because they wanted something else.
It's not fantastic but it's better than the other trash on your list

Let your date decide

Go see Alien


Also pay the extra $5 to get the Max screen at Hoyts with the reclining chairs, they are max comfy

Guardians, Furious second, Alien last.

Guardians 2 will be right up your alley if you liked Guardians 1. Furious has quite a few entertaining moments. Alien has a lot of the same shit from Prometheus with dumb crew.

Guardians for sure

>all these marvel shills
So how's Weinberg and Goldstein?

I saw all three.

Fast is extremely dumb but you will enjoy it if you enjoyed previous films.

Alien is infuriating and Prometheus 2.0, hated it.

GotG is horrible for first 30 minutes because it is quipfest, but then turns into really decent movie.

Go with Guardians.

Dunno bout Fast but I fucking hated Aliens.It was even worse than Prometheus in some ways.

Alien

>GotG vol.2 is boring

>FOTF is a fast and furious movie

Watch Raw

You might as well stay at home playing videogames if those are your only options

All three are shit but Alien is the most palatable visually

All three of them over the course of the weekend

What are you poor or something?