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It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"

Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you? edition

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anime

sophie

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bud bud ding ding 2.99
what are you doing, wasting my time?
I asked for reebok, you gave me nike
fuck off you paki, I'll buy what I like

never watched anime apart from pokemon and dragon ball Z

IRA qts

the goal

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Single malt whisky is the finest alcoholic beverage ever crafted
Prove me wrong

get a live you loosers

why are all the fittest lasses communists?

Canadian bait edition

why does he post the candles

a woman's entire sense of self worth revolves around her sexuality. its really quite pathetic

JUST

yeah same. i've also never watched a drama except game of thrones and the wire

nonexistent body

genuinely LOVE the taste of a nice cold pint carling

THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terroist branch of the irish

IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY BRITISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With that argument valid I can refute the poor and sad irish author of this post. WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO YOU AND YOUR POOR LIFE ODIOUS. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY, AND UGLY. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING

can't imagine drinking anything but vodka desu

drank beer until i passed out every day for two years

Getting called sunshine by a native Brit is on my bucket list

'nime

i love beer i drink it with food even if i'm only having one it's refreshing

Feel like you weird twats have actually made Summer quit Twitter
I stopped posting her the instant she asked us to yet you mongs kept going on

The ugly British stork continues to attack the majestic American eagle

sue

kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

this but unironically

she was suspended for "impersonation" because her name was "governor gary johnson"

The next post.....

ahh, that first 568ml after work

who cares
one less leftie moron professing their mindless bile to the world

What happened to rules 1 and 2?

youtube.com/watch?v=IKCUCtgsh1Q

She closed her working account
Keep up

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she was gorgeous before all the implants and surgery

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Doesn't count

$50 up, not bad for a few hours of doing fuck all :^)

can't imagine living during the cold war and knowing any day the world could randomly end in a nuclear hellfire

sounds wonderful

youtube.com/watch?v=EMl2QAphkGc

Literally the situation right now
Normies don't think about it or think too much of it

trying to imagine the spergy 56%er who thinks this is funny

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Christ, Mexico has the most autistic posters

:-(

SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NILLLLLLLLLL TAKE THAT MOSCOW

bitcoin
$6000- $7000: 13 days
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Jerusalem is Israel's capital

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captcha: mexico stop

and why's that?
>nyerr you didn't EXPLICITLY say dubbles

actually howled out loud at this what the hell

man kick the ball is on i take it

beer is basically liquid bread and as such is neutral in taste. only if its crap (or too high in abv) does it taste bad. but the same applies to eating crap bread

most 4% lagers are pretty much like drinking water. only when you get to around the 5.5% mark does the abv levels make or break it tastewise

i still hate the irish

yeh lol fuck me

the only country remotely close to using nuclear weapons in NK and they couldn't even get a rocket to the US west coast

About 4 years for me but mostly cheap whiskey and rum instead of beer however

They're in Melboune, Australia.

ah yes
porky rorkies

bitcoin dropping like crazy all of a sudden, getting scared lads HELP

not sure where i stand on this alt-right women debacle

marion

sounds time to buy

nyerr you didn't EXPLICITLY say dubbles

women are just good for sex and to bring babies

Awooooga awoooga

someone fedora beto

niggy nigger

wow, up 4 grand in 2 weeks
I mean I don't get out of bed for less than 25, but yeah.. wow.

youtube.com/watch?v=r_OQcHj54Tw

the alt-right is cringy as fuck

good post
did she ever come back

KOT

>american calling anyone else a nigger

want to spoonfeed her ice cream after a long day of battling lefties

based wacky bruce

>people at work always tell me how laid back i am
>only that way because i don't know what i'm doing

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nigger

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_(novel)

I hope they nuke California

>alt-right
controlled opposition you mean

already bouncing back

bit early
it's been what 4 months

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>women are just good for sex and to bring babies
then why haven't you had sex with one you sad little virgin

autism

french toot poster is here

phew, I was about to sell already, I'm not cut out for this

I do like this one. The rest are cringeworthy though.

prefer the term coalburner over mudshark

Black Knighting is as bad as white Knighting
This is only bad, it's showing how once heavy the alt right movement is

just want her back

hello roastie