It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"
Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you? edition
bud bud ding ding 2.99 what are you doing, wasting my time? I asked for reebok, you gave me nike fuck off you paki, I'll buy what I like
Nathan Reed
never watched anime apart from pokemon and dragon ball Z
Justin Miller
IRA qts
Daniel Rodriguez
the goal
Leo Morgan
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Austin Roberts
Single malt whisky is the finest alcoholic beverage ever crafted Prove me wrong
Dominic James
get a live you loosers
Jaxon Fisher
why are all the fittest lasses communists?
Blake Sullivan
Canadian bait edition
James Butler
why does he post the candles
Jaxon Richardson
a woman's entire sense of self worth revolves around her sexuality. its really quite pathetic
Elijah Garcia
JUST
Nathan Robinson
yeah same. i've also never watched a drama except game of thrones and the wire
James Brown
nonexistent body
Connor Jones
genuinely LOVE the taste of a nice cold pint carling
Tyler Sullivan
THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terroist branch of the irish
IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY BRITISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With that argument valid I can refute the poor and sad irish author of this post. WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO YOU AND YOUR POOR LIFE ODIOUS. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY, AND UGLY. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING
Luis Robinson
can't imagine drinking anything but vodka desu
Lucas Allen
drank beer until i passed out every day for two years
Parker Brown
Getting called sunshine by a native Brit is on my bucket list
Andrew Brown
'nime
Ryan Robinson
i love beer i drink it with food even if i'm only having one it's refreshing
Josiah Lopez
Feel like you weird twats have actually made Summer quit Twitter I stopped posting her the instant she asked us to yet you mongs kept going on
Hunter Lewis
The ugly British stork continues to attack the majestic American eagle
Carson Morris
sue
Logan Reyes
kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
Ryder James
this but unironically
Parker King
she was suspended for "impersonation" because her name was "governor gary johnson"
Jayden Foster
The next post.....
Aaron Howard
ahh, that first 568ml after work
Grayson Rogers
who cares one less leftie moron professing their mindless bile to the world
Literally the situation right now Normies don't think about it or think too much of it
Asher Price
trying to imagine the spergy 56%er who thinks this is funny
Aiden Bell
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Jace Collins
Christ, Mexico has the most autistic posters
Nolan Reyes
:-(
Christopher Long
SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NILLLLLLLLLL TAKE THAT MOSCOW
Samuel Harris
bitcoin $6000- $7000: 13 days $7000- $8000: 14 days $8000- $9000: 9 days $9000-$10000: 2 days $10000-$11000: 1 day $11000-$12000: 6 days $12,000-$13,000: 17 hours $13,000-$14,000: 3 hours
Henry Ward
Jerusalem is Israel's capital
Isaiah Jackson
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Sebastian Martinez
captcha: mexico stop
Charles Martinez
and why's that? >nyerr you didn't EXPLICITLY say dubbles
Brayden Stewart
actually howled out loud at this what the hell
Jace Nelson
man kick the ball is on i take it
Jacob Diaz
beer is basically liquid bread and as such is neutral in taste. only if its crap (or too high in abv) does it taste bad. but the same applies to eating crap bread
most 4% lagers are pretty much like drinking water. only when you get to around the 5.5% mark does the abv levels make or break it tastewise
Jacob Cook
i still hate the irish
Nathan Taylor
yeh lol fuck me
Elijah Parker
the only country remotely close to using nuclear weapons in NK and they couldn't even get a rocket to the US west coast
Camden Miller
About 4 years for me but mostly cheap whiskey and rum instead of beer however
Nathaniel Bennett
They're in Melboune, Australia.
Austin Mitchell
ah yes porky rorkies
David Long
bitcoin dropping like crazy all of a sudden, getting scared lads HELP
Sebastian Anderson
not sure where i stand on this alt-right women debacle
Aaron Thompson
marion
Noah Campbell
sounds time to buy
Kayden Jackson
nyerr you didn't EXPLICITLY say dubbles
Noah Wilson
women are just good for sex and to bring babies
Oliver Rogers
Awooooga awoooga
Cooper Ross
someone fedora beto
Nolan Smith
niggy nigger
Michael Nguyen
wow, up 4 grand in 2 weeks I mean I don't get out of bed for less than 25, but yeah.. wow.