If threads about Chewbacca Mom and literal Reddit tattoos are Sup Forums related then surely we can have a thread about...

If threads about Chewbacca Mom and literal Reddit tattoos are Sup Forums related then surely we can have a thread about kino pizza

that shit is terrible, i feel bad for people that don't have a mom and pops pizzeria near them

I have both. Papa John's is comfy and not made in a roach infested hovel.

Thin crust pizza is best pizza. New York is a quality second place, and Chicago """""""pizza""""""" is fucking garbage.

Can't eat this or drink alcohol on diet.

I literally live in NYC and used to eat this all the time. Some days you feel in the mood to eat shit pizza like this.

>order a small pizza with 3 toppings from local mom'n'pop
>$30.00 plus delivery fee plus tip
>pizza isn't even good
hmm wonder why the commercial chains are dominating

>Papa Johns

You have to be trolling our asses.

>Papa John's

Back to Sup Forums

>Kino pizza
>Chain pizza and not a local pie crafter

Considering Papa John is known to post on Review Brah's youtube channel I have to call shill.

>pizza place starts out
>is popular
>becomes nationwide chain for a reason
>cue the screeching autists that literally can not stand pizza that is from a chain
You're an embarrassment

Why is that people think local and small places automatically make amazing pizza?

>it's a mom and pop place so it mist be good.
Not one locally owned pizza place near me is any better than a chain

Does ananas belong on pizza?

>he doesn't make his own pizza

The only point in going to a chain is for the garlic mayo

that fake american "cheese" looks burnt

objectively the best pizza, no point arguing about it

Because you live in the middle of no where with nothing but Walmarts and Dominos?

We agree, so I'm not sure why you're calling me an embarrassment.

Thats nor even a meme this pizzeria by me large pizza and delivery is over $30.

at least it's consistent. 9 out of 10 mom and pop's pizzerias are shit.

It's an immature and irrational idea they've adopted to seem sophisticated. I like local places but if I go to a party and someone ordered a bunch of Dominos or Papa johns I still get just as happy because fuck it it's pizza and it's gonna be good. It's literally autism to bitch and moan about chain pizza.

I live in San Francisco. You have to pay at least $60 to get a decent pizza delivered.

I'm really tired of retarded faggots projecting at me here.

I meant to reply to the guy under you. Sorry :3

Papa Johns is only slightly better than Little Caesars but it costs 3x as much. For that price range there's no excuse to not get something local.

we /meta/ itt?

30 year old here who's treveled all around the US for work this past decade

California Pizza Kitchen is the best chain I've ever seen

Best pizza here at home (Syracuse) is Pavone's Pizza

What if local tastes like shit too?

>tfw I'm about to get some costco pizza
kino shit nigga

Is this 'za kino?

>americans actually think this is pizza
>this shit is spreading to europe now as well

>California Pizza Kitchen is the best chain I've ever seen
lol stop posting

>90% of local places are shit

I'd eat it

This is the best pizza I've had. Thin spelt sourdough with beets and pine nuts.

Looks basic as fuck, step up your taste profile son

Jet's is the best.

Would you eat a pizza where the box was made up of pizza?

>still no Ramsey post

Used to go to an Italian bakery and get bread with really good sauce spread over it for 50 cents. They called it pizza

>authentic European pizza is go-

Because a good mom and pop does make better pizza? They inherently use higher grade ingredients, have unique recipes, and charge a reasonable fee.

I don't know how it is there, but these are all over in my college town. If you're eating a chain restaurant then it's either with parents or you're pleb becasue there is ALWAYS better regardless of food type.

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Don't get me wrong Papa J's is shit, but they also have like a permanent 40~50% coupon on groupon that always works.

I win

I pretty much always get the car not as or barbecue chicken pizza from Toppers

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>amerifats

>higher grade ingredients
You have literally no way of corroborating that claim. We know for a fact papa johns dough is never frozen and they use 100% real cheese and their sauce is fresh. These things are all facts. But one dirty mom and pop hole in the wall is vastly different from the next and you have no idea how clean or dirty they are or how fresh their ingredients are.

>yfw dumb murifats eat their pizza with bare hands

Top kek, these people are animals

>*gross

too much bread

>it's a chain so it's bad
They have the best thin crust pepperoni pizza imo (the sicilian, pic related)
Sorry about your shit taste / compulsive contrarianism though lad

Gordon was wrong

DOMINOS IS THE BEST

That pic just shows the owner stopped caring. The pizza place had awards for their pizza years ago but it turned to shit over time

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Pizza is such a faggot ass food.
>le smoke weed while browsing reddit
>le order pizza
>???
>epic win

>it has california in the name and also kitchen so it's the BEST CHAIN I'VE EVER SEEN
actually, please don't post again.

>the pizza was always good
the only line that matters

>You have literally no way of corroborating that claim.
I live in the southern college town. The farm and origin of their ingredients is always on the menu or on the window and you can always just ask.

I can't even imagine being as pleb as you. Like I'm not even just calling you a pleb b/c memes. You are literally a commoner in both behavior, taste, and belief.

Embarrassing.

I ask the guy behind the counter where they get their ingredients. Guess who always wins? Mom and Pop places.

Asian people seem to love Domino's

Get a load of this lesbo

Surely those threads aren't made by some shitposting ban evader hiding on his phone though

>smoke weed while browsing Sup Forums
>put Digiorno in the oven
>laugh at sober nerds bitching on Sup Forums

>both
>lists three things
You may live in a college town but you sure as hell didn't go to school there

>mom and pop's pizza
>"let me get a large one topping pizza"
>"that'll be $18.99 plus tax + tip and + delivery fee"

>some random dude on reddits opinion
The pizza looked like shit in the show

>I ask the guy who benefits from lying to me, and I have no way of finding out if he's lying, where they get their ingredients.

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what is this browser ad magic?

this guy gets it

>I literally live in NYC

Good goy

>people making money is stupid

Git gud, NEET.

>local pizza place
>large plain pie starts at $19.99
>each additional topping is $3.99

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>pizza is reddit

jesus christ kill yourself

KEK

Now this is kino.

You must be a real hit with your friends, family gatherings even

The box looks tougher than actual cardboard.

Shhhhh! Then the jackposter will slither out of his hole.

lol could you be anymore of a newfag plebbitor? fuck off ye daft cunt, and take your faggot hipster opinions with you

italian pizza has a lot of toppings you fucking moron.

they just dont slap some tomato sauce and mozzarella on a flatbread and call it pizza.

But we laugh at you for being a disgusting pothead.

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I could go for some barbecue chicken

>be me
>gf and I play overwatch while talking on skype
>doorbell rings
>she immediately knows what it means
>IT'S REDDIT AND PIZZA TIME
>open up big pepperoni pizza from "le epic childhood memory pizza chain"
>prepare a slice while my mouth waters and my gf cheers me on
>LE LET THE GAMES BEGIN
>everytime me or my gf kills someone I take a bite of pizza
>nearly lose because I'm laughing so much with my mouth full
>epic win eventually anyway
>FUCKYEAH.JPG
>post about it on reddit

>italian pizza has a lot of toppings you fucking moron
>t. white boy in Ohio

little caesars is lowkey becoming the best chain pizza

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All of my grandparents are from Sissilee, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

What did they do to make the pizza blurry like that?

You greentexted all this as if it is the lamest thing in the universe when in actuality you're just being bitter about people having fun and enjoying things. Reevaluate your life before it's too late.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>white boy
Oh dear, are you some sort of resentful subhuman

not actually a amerifat.

it must be a surprise for you to realise that other countries exist other than the usa.

My local mom and pop.

A medium in house redcipe is 16 dollarydoos. Averages 6-8 toppings in addition to standard or diverse sauce bases.

You can build your own at $11 at 1.25 per meat and 1.10 per vegetable.

Nothing but farm fresh, organic, and locally grown ingredients.

Chain is financially retarded and inferior in every way.

Italians can't even afford toppings

American pizza is hangover food. Real Italian pizza is fine cuisine. Shame you can only get it in places with the right tomatoes.