>"It is the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. Some say it is the sound of God kicking an angel in the face. My heart is beating to heal the suffering. I want to spread that beating around to those less fortunate."
What did he mean by this?
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This show was the pinnacle of writing.
>Genius son doesn't want to become another Einstein like his mother wants him to.
>later on kills his literal nuclear father so they don't turn him into weapon
Me and my dad used to watch this show all the time. He could do the best impersonation of Xavier, it annoyed my mom so much
There's more to life than life
Can someone redpill me on what this show about?
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE LAKE
liiife
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.
lake..lake.. lake..
What is this?
>That's not why you're afraid of guns, it's why you're afraid of cereal
Being a nubby nobody is better than being a subby somebody
HELPING PEOPLE, AAAAAUGHHH HELPING PEOPLE
We've got traffic on the ones, traffic every one second
there's traffic
there's traffic
there's traffic
no traffic
there's traffic
>I've stopped God's heavy flow, and her cycle of madness is finally over. At least for this month.
>I'm committing vehicular manburger helper
People in 2007-9 were retarded for thinking this show was bad
YOU SOUND LIKE THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF SOME LOSER'S INNER DEMONS.
>best part is: I'm helping the the earth. Getting negative 70 miles to the gallon.
This is legitimately the greatest tv show ever made
I cannot think of anything that made me laugh this much in just 10 minutes
You've just gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. And as my old friend Confucius used to say, "The hunter has become the hunter-ed. The chaser has become the chost. Dame Fortuna has had your franking priviledges revoked. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser who has become the resrever. But this time, the suffixed has become the suffer-er. And it appears the baby killer, is about to kill a baby."
This fucking show.
YOU SLUMBER
A CUCUMBER
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Be careful. Not everyone is ready for these weapon-grade philosophical insights.
your dad sounds awesome
ME RIKEY YOUR STYLE
>I did it, you were a hit. Everyone loves you now. You even have a girlfriend.
>Really? Is he disabled?
>Who did this to you, dad!?"
>It was...our son...
>I know it was arson dad, but WHO did it!?
LIFE
life
life
life
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM, YOU PERVE
it's a lolsorandom show that references big boy books and the dudeweedlmao audience feels smart for watching . they love to let you know how superior they are to you
Xavier literally has the highest level of writing a comedy has ever reached.
You may stink of cock, but you're no spring chicken. What's wrong, pussy got your tongue?
Literally the best wordplay I've seen on TV
Shut the fuck up piece of shit
XRA is literally the best thing since the invention of the wheel
We're not calling it Burning Man anymore because its sexist, so we're calling it Burning Person instead, because in this day and age, women can be set on fire too.
>The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort
ive been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent.
I know what you mean! You mean "I don't know what you mean!"
(can't believe no one posted this first)
What operating system she runnin'? DOS Ex Machina?
And then...I WAS GONE
>I want to get an operation to become Big Mama Dick. And I saved my sperm, and once I impregnate my woman-self, I'll give birth to Baby Papa Dick and give him a sex-change operation to become Baby Mama Dick so he can give birth to me! It's a simple dream.
Not bad, but I would've gone with the grinder.
This show isn't funny
>This is an INNER-vention (you like subtle distinctions?)
what doth life
nah, the dudeweed audience probalby watches it but they will never see the subtle genius behind the writing
I NEED CONCENTRATION
I CRAVE STRUCTURE
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>/fit/ mirin threads in a nutshell
>Can someone redpill me
Might not be for you just yet, if you think in terms of redpills still
>Looks like it was arson
>No, it was MY son
I'm a feminist! I'll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be all "Ooh, Xavier, you so strong! Kissy kissy! You can hit me, I like it!"
You talk smacka you get slapa
He wants to spread his AIDS around the globe
Not even joking
What doth life
I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON EGGSHELL, YOU KNOW...ABSURDITY??
LIIIIEEEEEF
>Gotta dip my meat in something saucy
>Dog down, Ketch-UP
>I was born in this house and I'll die in this house
>both of starvation!
holy fuck
this show belongs in a museum
TASTE THE PAIN
Absolutely true
>they'd call me names, dweeb, chimp, honky, dweebie chimp, honky dweeb, and worst of all, chomsky honk (chomsky honk, chomsky hunk)
Life is just death in drag.
write that down
How many jabs at Trump would this show be making if it were still on? Fuck this faggot shit
are you forgetting that this was the show where it had a group of business men in blackface AND drag? it was far from what your idea of "pc" probably was
>that
>down
>Dad, how did you die!?
>It was you who killed me!
>YooHoo? What kind of name is that for a murderer?
dangers of new age religion
in the name of the father, the song, and the HOOLLLLYYY SHHJIIITTT
more showns need to be done in ps2 graphics, so comfy
xavier was pretty apolitical
You got a license to sell hotdogs, chico man?
Like the id coming to life.
...
>nihilist muh atheism show is apolitical
devilish b8
couldnt stop laughing at work the other day because of this
"What killed you?"
"it was arson"
"you're son?"
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Probably the best episode, so many quotes
>all your life are belong to me
>we just have to take gigantic leaps from his mundane statements
>whats wrong sugarchild, yall look like you've had a bad day
It's literally a parody of that shit you low IQ dumbfuck
Are you so dumb, that you even answer rhetorical questions?
One of the creators was black though funnily enough
you got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?
You some kind of ooga booga chinaman?
YOU SLUMBER
CUCUMBER
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HEAVEN
I don't know, do you?
To stand and consider all possibilities is to drown in a tunneling sea of infinite potentiality.
cumfy
>Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics.
>clasp the purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalcy and ride nigga, ride!
is there any other comedy out there that even comes close to this in terms of maximalism?
>you're right, rape isn't an excuse, it's a reason
>and everything seems so reasonable right now
CHOMPSKY HONK