What's he going to say next? I can barely stand the anticipation.
Sooo
BLOFELD
FORREST GUMP
CRONENBERG
GLOMDALG SLONPH
I really don't care but Sup Forums is going to tell me anyway.
NIGGERFAGGOTTONGUEMYANUS
TWO SCOOPS IS NOT PREVGT GLIMPLE GLOOBF
JAMES COMEY
wow this is worse than harry potter analogies
RUNNEGAND ARBULTAP
Is it any surprise they went with ice cream analogies next?
I didn't know we had so many Drumpf supporters here. STOP CLAPPING DAMN YOU!
TRUMP
IS
BAD
Donald ......Rump.
*holds up maga branded spork that i bought to support trump's self-funded campaign*
STOP CLAPPING OR I'LL END THE SHOW PERMANENTLY YOU DRUMPHFKINS
...
FFUFUGFGFGG DDDDDURURURUUUURRRUUPtFtTTT
EAT ME DONALD! I FUCKING DARE YOU TO YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT!
TWO
SCOOPS
Why are Sup Forumstards so obsessed with this guy ?
He insulted their daddy
Dubs of truth
Why are they so obsessed with Ted? Why are they so obsessed with Alex Jones? Personally I find it fun to pretend these weird people are given larger than life powers and just fuck everything up. It's like playing with actions figures.
BBBBBUUUUUUUURGGGHRURHRHHRHRh
>mfw Sup Forums reinforced my previously sporadic watching of colbert
this
This meme is shit.
Even wheatposting is better.
*bzzt* *zap*
*splorch*
ONLY CLAP WHEN I TELL YOU TO CLAP!
It's amusing to satirize
Why is Colbert so obsessed with Trump?
So I heard you're trying to take meh boy's scoops, Colbert. I can't let you do that.
Look how many yous you are getting. They are triggered so hard.
DOORNAIL TRUMPET!!!! GIVE ME THE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!
It's literally his job
He get paid millions to make fun of trump
>What's he going to say next?
This reminds me of the time Harry Potter (Stephen Colbert) stood up to the evil Voldemort (Donald Trump) and spoke his name when all the other wizards (americans) refused to.
He isn't really. But a constitutional crisis triggered by a 70 year old man-children is quite funny..
gets him views
Only Trump? Wow, so there's an entire audience out there who specifically are obsessed with Trump? Huh.
Because it's funny watching someone autistically screech about Drumpf for 8 straight years
although I can't blame colbert for doing it. It's a great way to get easy ratings
Imagine being in the [product] business.
Imagine it raining [product].
Yeah.
>constitutional crisis
wrong
bill clinton fired the FBI director too
everyone was asking trump why he DIDN'T fire him earlier
Ted posting was actually pretty funny.
HE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME! IMPEACHMINT NOW!
YAMETE
>bill Clinton fired the FBI director while he was investigating the Clinton campaign
ah yeah no. Also Trump did a lot more than firing Comey that looks highly suspicious.
You can deny that all you want but the crisis is on.
Did yousa think meesa forget, Padme?
For muy muy years, meesa been waitin, watchin in dejection as yousa be savin da galaxy. Meesa hope youda been enjoyin youself, okee-day?
Cuz while yousa been senator, meesa been amassin bombad army of dellow felegates. Da felegates, if yousa be hearin me, Padme.
Wit yousa no longer around-a to ward off da big boomers, meesa finally escapin meesa prison. Yousa just made bombad mistake, Padme. Now, meesa return-a home to Naboo during du trade deal and claim what meesa mine!
Together wit meesa felegates, weesa deesa propose immediately be gettin da approval and become-a da new supreem chancellor. Nuttin be standin in weesa way. Goodbye Padme, Okee-day. Yousa bigga city ways no longer be taintin da galaxy.
Deesa be gungan risin! Wit meesa powers du sith, meesa plunge immediately galaxy into du muy muy years of darkness! And the dellow felegates... deesa be wit meesa all da way! Thankee muy muy, Padme!
>there's an entire audience out there who specifically are obsessed with Trump?
Yeah, Sup Forumstards and reddit
Try watching it in the last two years? Its a trump wankfest.
>ANYONE WHO CLAPS IS A FAG
>ANYONE WHO DOESN'T CLAP IS A WELL- DISCIPLINED FAG
Yeah, the government should step in and tell people it's not okay to joke about Trump.
OH YOU CLAP NOW
ARE YOU A BUNCH OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS?
HOW DARE YU COME INT MY AUDIENCE
THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES
YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT
I SAW YOU CLAP! THAT'S IT! I'M COMING AFTER YOU YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT DRUMPF SUPPORTER!
GARBLED GUNK
Please don't clap.
>Sup Forums calling anything a wankfest
W e w
>HIGH TIER:
Irrational angerposting (heavily filtered stock images)
>MID TIER:
Falseflag panicposting (W-WE'RE FINISHED BROS)
>LOW TIER
Actually putting effort into rebuttals
this tbqhfam
>colbert walks on stage
>Sooo... Slimpf, righ-
>before colbert can even finish speaking the audience has burst into an uproar as people scream and throw their arms around like apes
>some audience members begin convulsing and foaming at the mouth
>paramedics who were already on the scene rush in to assist the convulsing audience members
>unfortunately for them, they are white
>the rabid audience members are enraged by the white skin of the medics and charge toward them
>before the medics can react, they are pinned on the ground and their bodies are pulverized by the wave of limbs swung towards them
>the audience members collect into a mob and charge out of the studio
>colbert hasn't moved a muscle despite the ongoing commotion
>outside, the rioting mob pillages the nearby stores, breaking windows and murdering any whites that cross their path
>the white women are raped by the largest black bulls of the crowd while the rest of them circle around and shout at the women "BLACK LIVES MATTER"
>after the rapes, an arabic member takes his machete and cuts off the woman's head for insulting Islam
>the riot acts as a sort of beacon, attracting any minorities in the vicinity and instantly assimilating them to the cause
>many white liberals go out to assist in the riots too, they are raped and murdered
>police come on scene and begin to open fire, but they are defeated by the overwhelming numbers and influence presented by the mob
>in DC, Blumpfy is informed that a rogue faction has taken NYC and threatens to destroy the country
>Flump sits silently at his desk before taking action
>back in New York, the city is in flames with mob members climbing buildings
>colbert comes walking out of his studio
>in the sky, a missile can be seen heading toward the city
>colbert stares at the sky and says in a smug tone "I knew we shouldn't have let this man near the nuclear codes."
>the bomb detonates, obliterating New York City, all except Trump Tower which is somehow unscathed
PRAISE KEK, SHADILAY! DONARUDN GLUMD!!! COLBERT BTFO
NEXT HES GONNA ASK FOR 3 SCOOPS ZORDO GUMP YER A DED MAHN
This. If you put any effort into your post, you've lost.
HAHA MY SUPERIOR IRONING WILL BTFO THE GLOMPFTARDS, THAT WILL TEACH THEM NOT TO INSULT MY COLBERTFU ANYMORE
wow thats pretty funny man.
Fuck Sup Forums and these stupid fucking images, who the fuck do you little virgin nerds think you are? It was suppose to be her turn!
GRUMPFKINO?
KEK GET OUT HERE, LIBTARD! SHADILAY!!!! KEK WILL CURSE YOU!!
hahaha gay people
Press F for my sides
FACIST! GET OUT NAZI CONSERVAKEK! #NOTMYPRESIDENT!
>I knew we shouldn't have let this man near the nuclear codes
FUCKING SOLD IT TO ME!
Why do cuckbert fans get so butthurt when people make fun of him?
...
Fuck off to the_donald, dumb Sup Forumsdditors. Colbert is much smarter than any of you. Stop shitting up Sup Forums
>ctrl-f
>*my sides*
>dat last step....kek
I DEMAND MORE BLOOD SACRIFICE
epic
At this point I just assume everyone is on the same side and there are only ironic opponents.
Julius Cesar used this technique.
He would throw him self at the enemy forcing his own army to go and rescue him. Making them fight harder.
that ending...
>10/10
FOUR SCOOPS C'MON
Mmm, butthurt liberal flavor
ARE YOU INSANE?
LOOK AT HIM HE'S EATING PIZZA BACKWARDS
>FOUR SCOOPS!
TWO WAS TOO MANY BUT THIS IS GOING WAY TOO FAR!
fuck drumpf and fuck white people
return the scCcOOooOOOoOOoopPPppPsSsSSss
>t. Crassus
Enjoy your Parthians m8
...
kek
Bretty good. I laughed at the ending.
This. And never admit defeat.
BLOFGARG
DAHHHNALDDD, I'VE COME FOR THE SCOOP AND THE DELEGATES
C ' M O N
EAT BIG
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
I did chuckle at the visualization in the first quarter
ROLAND FLARMPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
flenald brempf flenald brempf hes a reddit menald flempf!