How are you preparing for the United States of Europe?

How are you preparing for the United States of Europe?

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I hope we join too.

Getting my memes ready.

lmao that motherfucker doesn't even have a say in germany

>Any state that won't ratify this treaty will automatically leave the EU.

It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

He's a literal nobody now.

What kind of lunatic claims to be a socialist while attacking the poor EU countries like this?

A spineless one, like Djisselbloem

>Schulz

haha

>trusting germshit rats ever again

He is sitting at the lever that could kill off Merkel for good.

>the man that was too left-wing even for Germans
>relevant

大ΕΥΡΩΠΗ合衆国万々歳!
(/・ω・)/

Too leftwing for average Germans but not leftwing enough for the average German leftist.

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I for one cant wait to join my local resistence group and have a good old civil war, im tired of my job desu.

By learning German.
Seriously Chinese or German will be next lingua franca.

does Germany have some government now?

That sounds like a great way to get the V4 to leave. Maybe some of the Mediterranean members too.

What teh hell is V4

Not a new one.

best Europe

"Visegrad 4" = Poland, Czechia, Slovakia, Hungary

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visegrád_Group

I hope they do it later than 2019, after the next elections, because I bet this governmnent would just continue proxy sucking EU dick.

>then Hungary, Poland, and Czech CAN'T refuse my orders to accept migrants

At first I thought it is kinda German secret weapon to destroy the world due to fucking V2

YES. A unified European Union is the only way Europe will remain relevant in the future. It's either that or becoming something akin to the shithole that is Latin America.
My only wish is that they'll call it the Confederate States of Europe.

About time desu. I hate this half in half out faggotry. Either your in the Union or your are part of a truly (((global))) Britain, nordic cuck federation or whatever.

How he could kill off Merkel:

-Merkel is already in a weakened position, since her coalition talks with the market liberals and the greens collapsed and the weak showing during the elections. There was already a mutiny in her parliamentary-faction-sharing Bavarian sister party.

-If the SocDems denied her a coalition then this would mean new elections but the German constitution doesn't allow immediate reelections. She would have to lose 2 election rounds in the parliament without winning the absolute vote and then win the relative majority in the last one. She would be chancellor without a parliamentary majority. In order to trigger new elections she would have to stand for a vote of no confidence and then lose it on purpose. The optics would be awful, imagine having to lose three votes

-Then she would have to improve her electoral results. Another loss would kill her off.

Maybe it's not a bad idea after all.

>relevant
You mean utterly superior?

/r/ Germany wielding Poland like a baseball bat

ABSOLUTELY BASED

REMOVE POLAND LEACHES FROM EU

yes, this, please

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Looks like a good opportunity for a Nexit

The fire rises.

Great, the more European states are Norwegianized, i. e. losing their influence within the EU without escaping its sphere of influence the more powerful we become.

Greece deserves to burn.

Unless we make a trade deal with the UK and Norway. And reboot this project without G*rmans.

Meds - Wends, best friends
If not for germoid autists and eurasian savages the world would be at peace

Fixit when

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You are aware this guy isn't an EU politician, right?
He is a german socialist, not affiliated with the union, just a local german player.

He is the former president of the European Union, maybe our new foreign secretary and prominent member of the party of European socialists. What he says has some weight.

parliamentary president ' sorry

>What he says has some weight.
I don't ever recall being summoned to this matter

Ahh, the niggerfaggot union

motto:
"More niggers, more faggots - everywhere!"

noice
DEATH TO THE e""""u""""

What he says has as much weight as what Bill Clinton or W Bush say today. They are former power, not today's power.
He is a talking head and he is sharing his opinions, and has zero administrative power to enact them.

He said 'some weight'. Not too much weight.

Not to preach humor to a german, but I would've gone with "overweight" myself.

I was searching for a better pun but I just couldn't come up with this one.

I hope this happens.

pls pay more taxes to feed them. You filthy NAZI.

med countries are debt-chained to germany, there is no way our politicians won't bend backwards to EU demands

>med countries are debt-chained to germany
the entire med block and not just greece should renegotiate the """""denbt"""""

Des, the old one is in power until the new one is set up

my only condition is that the Armed Forces of the United European Federation will be wearing lithuanian-style uniforms like so:

Euromutts

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It's seems like a good time to post my Schultz sprudo

why does he think this is a good idea?

he's a socialist, he's detached from reality

This
He's left wing in Germany. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Schulz is based as fuck

I am ok with this

>LET ME IN FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its inevitable, i just hope i wont live to see it, fuck living in brazil or USA lite

>the v4 to leave
The biggest leeches sure wont jump of their host. They are closet puppets, big talking no action, thats why they are also cannon fodder in every war.

This gives me the chills for some reason, like some feeling inside is telling me that something very bad is on its way to Europe

Will anyone be on the side of America in the inevitable USA vs. USE war?

YES

>socialist
>supporting EU
Pick one.

Brits and the commonwealth countries + South-Korea, Japan

the united states of europe?

It feels like the whole idea behind the USE is to prepare us for a upcoming major war or something

German "socialist"

ah yes because somewhere like denmark is definitely the same as romania and thus they should all be one country

This is how WWIII starts, this is what it felt like to be alive in the early 1930s

Yes and our airforce flag as flag of all EU forces.

ah yes because somewhere like california is definitely the same as maine and thus they should all be one country

I am legit terrified right now, fuck me man holy shit

hm except they speak the same language, share the same national culture, the same genetics, etc.

it's like you looked at my post and went "hurr hot and cold"

both nordic countries

Come here
Il look after you

USA + UK + Russia
just like the good ol' days

wouldn't the EU be the one losing its influence over the other nations since they are now unable to manipulate each member's legislature, judiciary, and executive bodies? while those are still part of the trade union without being tied into the supra government nor the currency are given the freedom to compete within the EU under their terms?

>tfw we liberate occupied iceland and norway AGAIN
only this time, it's personnel

Thats the one thing you guys got going for you is your isolation for the continent, lucky bastards.

But expect some rockets though

They sometimes speak the same language, though CA has a huge Spanish minority and Maine has the highest percentage of Francophones, they have different government structures, history, demographics, food, biodiversity, culture, sometimes holidays, climate, economics, etc. Still part of the same functioning country.
They have little more in common than Denmark and Romania and probably less in common than the UK and Ireland for example.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Since ever

̶4̶t̶h̶ ̶R̶e̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶v̶o̶n̶ ̶E̶u̶r̶o̶p̶a̶ United States of Europe

See

SocDems

It's China you should be worried about, maybe bestest Korea as well.

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Il let you into her majesty’s Royal boi shelter

>>Said the fucking Slovak