R-Robert, is that you?

>R-Robert, is that you?
>Oh, wow! What's up, user?!
>Y-Yeah man, you know... just seeing the movie too.
>I can't wait dude, it was rated high on Rottentomatoes! I'm sure it's gonna be great.
>Yeah, didn't it have a 92? But, heheh, Robert, I thought you were into white women?
>Huh?
>Oh, er, uh... haha. Maybe it was my imagination.
>White women are all right, I don't have anything against 'em. But this is my girlfriend, Tanya. You here with anyone, user?
>Yeah... of course! I'm on a date too.
>My man! I bet she's a real killer. Point her out and I can say hi.
>Oh. Haha. Hmmmm. I don't see her. Guess she went to the bathroom. Actually, uh, I've gotta take a leak too. S-See you around okay?

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>black man called robert
>user initiates the conversation
really ruined my immersion

excuse me, is there a problem here?

>that girl's smile
goddamn you just know she's getting BLACKED
so is young Jesse Eisenberg too, probably

it is theatre policy after all

my mistake robert
i don't really keep up with this meme

Oh.. Robert... When did you get promoted?

Now LANE I can get into.

The fuck are you talking about?

>ywn hang out with Robert

>oh hello sir, just giving your daughter extra butter

>forced meme

This board is beyond saving

how do i get in Lane's lane

did Robert get his own butter for his popcorn?

>*mumbling* Don't fucking lie to me Robert... I know you only want to get with white women... heh heh heh it's all an act, isn't it? You put on this facade just to—
>*looks over* You say something user?
>N-No...

kek

How do I get into Lane?

be a black male

way to go BOB-EEE!

>*sniff*

Keke

...

What a sad life you have

No, it isn't.

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Indian pedophile living in Vancouver, that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Indian-Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

>if one day i can write 1/10 of shitty materials i saw on Sup Forums into a movie
>if one day

Typical day for a white boy:

1.Wakes up from wet dream

2.mom cleans up mess

3. wakes up the dog and fucks it

4. Blame Obama

5. Writes suicide note because today might be the day

6. Shower w/ no soap then takes a shit

7.Wipes ass with the corner of the bathroom door

8. Blames daquan

9. Takes his daily dose of vitaminL

10. Square dance

11. Comes home and beg little sister for some ass

12. Ass denied

13. Fap to Goat Exxxotica vol. 3 for 2 minutes

14. Mom cleans up mess and dad blames Obama

Day complete

we need a robert cinematic universe

Fucking saved

>When you see user desperately attempting to get passed the no singles policy

>Robert is not into white women

BLASPHEMY

What's he watching?

>that jealous white woman in the background

BLACKED

>YO FUCK DIS MOVIE MAYNE!

we on top now

is that the cunnyposter sitting behind robert?

>Zathura
That movie was childhood kino

>Robert, I finally found you! There is a problem in the popcorn mines. The popcorn refinery has no popcorn ore to use. It is a disaster out there. I am sorry about your date but we need you more than ever. Please hurry!
>We cinewarriors can never catch a break, huh user? I will be over there momentarily.

>Hey user, want to see a magic trick?

...

S-sure

Nah. This guy seems nice.

Robert! My popcorn!

but I've already seen your bbc disappear into my wife

>H-HAYAI

Just kidding user, I'm right behind you.

fookin hell m8

where do you get these Robert pics, kek

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M-MASAKA!

>tfw named robert

...and your other black employee

Why are Lane and Moot watching the movie now? Shouldn't they be working?

He's confirmed for living in Vancouver? Some doxed him?

based Robert

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Who /jules/ here?

...

>This photo...it's a clue.
>THEATRES
>Hmm.."the"..."atres"...
>Wait a minute..."the address"!
>Quick, zoom in on their name tags!
>*types random set of keys*
>Let's see whatta we got...
>ROBERT
>LANE
>Robert Lane...The next victim lives on Robert Lane!!!

"psst jules, our nigger boss wont stop molesting me help"

kek. this is actually good. you should be a writer.

Is it bad that I legitimately wish I was Roberts friend?

WHERE'S MY BIKE
FUCK YOU POLE
*masturbates furiously*

N-nani?

>Blade Runner re-release

...

>black on black pairing

wtf is this shit? cmon

h-he's fast!

>Another Wayans comedy screening

jules' hair game on point as always

based rob

Jules looks like he participates in trap threads.

I want to watch movies with Jules.

If this is supposed to be a cuck image you're really getting it wrong, because if anything that white guy is reaming the shit out of that black dude. I can tell his type two fucking miles away.

He's probably into some nasty shit, too. I had this one guy who literally begged me to call him a "nigger piece of shit" while fucking him. Really ruined the ride for me, to be honest.

I bet fucking Robert is just like that guy.

the state of this post

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Who let Nicholas out of his cage?!?

Here you go sir, that'll be 39.50 plus tip. May I see your Kino Klub Kard?

Wait...what?

Why is it an Indian?

Based Robert, letting you borrow his personal falcon because you forgot yours

Holy shit this just made me laugh so hard. No idea why.

Robert is no joke my only friend

same

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n-nani????

>tfw no extra butter

We need an updated version with it aint me playing