MOMMY

Who would you cast in the adaptation?

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man that book was creepy as hell, I don't want my mom sneaking into my house when I'm a grown man.

>that ending
Whatever happened to good storybooks like this?

>you will never hold her in your arms as she dies

fuck you from the motherless

emma thompson

Somone dump the book ITT.

the guy at the end had the old ladies nipple in his mouth when he was younger, sorry for the spoiler

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I always thought the cover showed the bathroom covered in feces

MOMMY IM SO STRESSED HELP ME MOMMY ITS SO HARD WHAT IS IT

Idris Elba as the toilet

>who all didn't get their mom a gift say yeah

It's Mother's Day today fuck

>family member says I'll love you forever

;_;

More like who happened.

my mom hasn't come downstairs and marathoned better off ted with me so fuck her

my mom has this book framed in my old bedroom

to answer your question
jacob tremblay as the kid, ryan gosling as older kid
jessica chastain as mom

>tfw realizing my extended family never says "I love you" to me ever even when I was a kid
I'm glad I still have my parents

>jessica chastain

>woman

Extended family shouldn't have to say that, it's creepy when it's coming from someone you could fuck and still have a healthy child with

Jesus is book is terrifying. There's something horrifying that happens to women's brains when they have a son. I think if they have like 3+ boys, it's at least somewhat better, but 1-2 boys? Pic related.

Also, to answer the question - I want to see this book adapted with Lucille and Buster Bluth.

literally me in right center frame

user I...

MOMALD FORUMOPTF?!?

t. helped create Charles II of Spain

I googled "earth mommy"

this is what showed up

what the fuck jews

My mom who passed from cancer wrote a letter to me on the inside cover of this book. B-b-bros....

Is anybody here actually getting their mom something for Mother's Day?

I'm shitfaced and love my mom but I don't know what to get her to show her that and cards and flowers are stinky

Help me

Your benis.

Have you made her any grandchildren? I sure as hell haven't, but my go-to present these days are board books for her and my nieces/nephews, aka the grandkids. When kids are in that slimy, drooling, 1-year old phase, you can't keep enough nigh indestructible books around.

Sorry for your loss dude, losing my parents is my biggest fear in life.

im taking her to get her hair done and manipedi. then to dinner. then back home for her main gift,

My mom bought me this book, I never understood it when I was younger, but Mom always did.

If she wrote you a letter on that fucking tearjerking book, she loved you more than anything. You still have a Mom user. Forever, that's the promise.

>get to the part where she drove across town with a ladder and home invaded her son

What the fuck?
Also,
>and if he was really asleep she'd rock him and sang
What the fuck happened when he was awake and seen her peeking on the side of the bed?

god fucing dammit, i was having a good night

>tfw my child is a brat and turns into a model human
mothers sure are suckers huh?

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My parents can't die otherwise they'll see all the degenerate porn I look at every night.

Hey, man, I didn't ask to start my water works.

Sorry for your loss user

I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a ghost and if you could chill with other ghosts as you all wander the earth together.

not to be a dick, but genuinely curious, would you say what she wrote to you? Even simplifed?

I just wouldn't know how to handle it as a father

I don't know anything about you, but know I understand that pain, and we're all dc kino faggots here and I'm really sorry

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FAGGOTS

bump

this artist draws good shit but i've seen it so many times in incest threads that it doesn't do anything for me anymore

It makes me sad that I can never have comfy nights like this with my mom again

can't post this on a saturday night, the niggers are coming on and this requires critical thinking

sorry for the interruption, post The Wire memes and capeshit for upreddits

I thought you were gonna say something like

Imagine being a ghost in that house and having to be all like "damn, resident, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your small dick and horrific sweaty obese body. I would totally watch you masturbate, both my ghost and the living me." when all the ghost really wants to do is spook another resident into moving out. Like seriously imagine having to be a ghost and not only float in the air while some fat fuck vigorously masturbates in front of you, the favorable lighting coming from the computer monitor on his non-shaved pubes and small penis, and just float there, day after day, month after month, while he just beat his meat. Not only having to tolerate his obese fucking visage but his unshaved neckbeard as his mom and dad upstairs tells him he's STILL GOT A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD and DAMN, MY SON DOESN'T HAVE A *JOB*?? because they're not the ones who have to float there and watch his mannish fucking neckbeard face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been spooking nothing but a normal amount of normies and families and later alleged suicide victims for your ENTIRE AFTERLIFE coming straight out of the walls in that house. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the semen that's coming out of his shriveled cock as he wipes it off with a cum stained sock at you, smugly assured no one caught him in the act or heard him in his "stealthy (for that is what he calls himself)" fapathon, the skill he worked so hard for with doujins in the previous months. And then the internet loads another hentai video, and you know you could spook his parents out the house before the video loaded, but you float there and endure, because you're a fucking ghost. You're not going to lose your future paranormal activities over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>You will never violate her corpse while it's still warm, after.

Sorry about that fampai

This is what she wrote me user

;-;

>was thinking you just made up the story for (you)s
>see this

>Sylvia
I like that name tbqh.

Jesus, dude.

I'm sorry for your loss, man. That's heartbreaking.

>You now realize that you're an unappreciative unproductive failure of a son, and your parents wanted nothing for you but prosperity and happiness.

I would have ended up so much better if my mother died instead of my father

Fuck man I'm tearing up

Gonna be giving my mom a big hug tomorrow in honor of yours

>tfw my name is Eric and I have a strained relationship with my mother

Jesus Christ user.

>tfw there's probably some spooky ghost being forced to watch me fap at night
I'm so sorry my spooky dude

;_;

Sorry user

RIP anons mom

>its a became so overwhelmed with feels and cried your eyes out from a Sup Forums thread episode

>mom will ask how the job search is going tomorrow and you will say its fine
>you haven't seriously looked for a job in almost a year

i hate myself most of all

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>when I'm a grown man
Underage please go

>tfw it's a late night thread where you're about to go to sleep but now you're too sad and thinking about the prospect of losing your loved ones episode
It was bad enough losing my uncle to cancer last month

>tfw got my first job in 8 years a couple months ago
Keep trying my dude, motivation's a bitch to keep up but it's worth it if you can find some decent work.
Avoid the service industry.

i never had a good connection with my mom because i'm a disappointment which is probably why i have huge women issues

feels bad man

Jesus Christ I stopped reading half through.to avoid any more feels

It's been a while since something on this site made me tear up.
Hope you're hanging in there.

Better than me, as soon as I opened it I unconsciously slammed my fist on the table. Drunk as shit though to be fair. Life is shit. Even if you get nothing out of life you still get the enormous emotional burdens.

>Dad died when I was little.
>Mom is already 60.
>Just a few more years before I go through it all again.

>tfw cleaning my room after years of being a bit of a hoarder
>tfw can't bear to throw anything away with my mom or dad's handwriting

I'm so sorry user, I hope you're doing okay

>tfw had great relationship with mom but feel wracked by guilt and self loathing because I used to molest her in her sleep when I was a kid and now I can barely stand to hug her or say I love her and this is probably one of the reasons I can't maintain relationships with women

Fergie?

I knew what this was when I decided to read it and did this to myself.

I'm gonna go hug my mom tomorrow

uh can't really relate there pal

user, I hate to break it to you but she wasn't sleeping.

>I actually used to do that to my female cousin who was about 7 years older than me when I was about 4 or 5

Wasn't that the backstory of the dude in 50 shades of grey?

That's quite the bombshell you dropped on us

jesus.
what a fucking wonderful person. Im so sorry you lost her man. you came from good stock. the only thing you can do is be good to sylvia and your dad.
fuck. that hurt me.
at least you did a good thing by making sure we are all calling our moms today.

>Most of all, love Jesus and keep trusting him
DROPPED

>>>/reddit/

>tfw your parents gave you everything in the world and it only made you unable to do anything

>my mom passed

She raised a wimp. What you meant to say was she died.

:(

Jesus fucking Christ user. She probably pretended to be asleep or you drugged her good. How old were you?

Fuck man, I can't read this. This is too much.

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dear god

Fucking hell.

Wait, how did you say that last word?

That's the saddest shit I've seen on Sup Forums in a long time

can someone please screencap this thread ;__;