Things you will never hear blacks say

Things you will never hear blacks say

Hi Dad

Hi son

20% of my tab is $5, here you go sir

Going to work dad

"You're correct sir, it is unfair that I am at this university. After all, I scored lower than the average white admitted based on all metrics. Affirmative action is inherently unfair."

Africa doesn't mean black

I am going back to Africa.

"It's mine"

Happy father's day

I did it

Ask

nice shot officer

It took years of trying but I actually did it

I'm so glad I finally get the opportunity to work hard and make money for myself, as well as start a stable and loving family.

It's my fault.

He did do something wrong.

I just bought an index fund with vanguard.

>I enjoy swimming, accepting my responsibilities taking care of my children, and obeying the law.

Surprisingly, not much that you wouldn't hear whites say.

Mudslimes are a different story

"Thank you"

My 401k is coming along nicely.

WTF I hate KFC now

Sir, I think you dropped your wallet. Here you go.

Sorry.

kek

The reason my life sucks is all my own fault for making bad choices

Water bill is due, better hold off on the new Jordans till next week.

Watermelon is disgusting. I hate grape soda too.

Thank you for the service... Here's your tip$$

"Thank You"

Please, after you.

I came in here to post this, fuck you

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You cannot rebuke the Duke!


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>why dont they just move out of bad neighborhoods and get high paying jobs?

Hello my fellow classmates, as this year's valedictorian...

AWWW YEEEEEEEEE

all of these are p good

"The obstruction is on my side of the road, I had better yield the right-of-way."

Honey, I've thought about it for a long time, even before we got married, and I think...

I think I'm ready now: you are the most wonderful woman I've ever met, and I think you would be a wonderful mother. Honey, I want to be a father, and I want you to be the mother of our children.

Shoplifting is a crime

Hey dad, I'm going to plead guilty in this case so I called my boss to let him know I quit, where's my son I want to say goodbye.

Today at work I added value to our effort to be profitable.

How much for this bike ?

I prefer classical music such as Mozart over that rap trash.

I am not a Democrat

>Sir, I think you dropped your wallet.

Actually, niggers will say this. After they take all the cash out. Then demand a reward for returning your credit cards.

Yes officer. Here's my ID, registration and proof of insurance.

I'm really enjoying this thread.

I did something

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KKK 4EVA!!

GTK RWN

I swam in water that was deeper than my ankles and survived.

CAN'T REBUKE THE DUKE

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, MAKE WHITE PEOPLE SECURE AGAIN

I'm here to purchase a bicycle.

I have neanderthal DNA.

you seem to have stepped on my brand new shoes

that's ok though, i wasn't looking where i was walking and it's my fault

>dem goo bois jus tryin to suvav

I'm over the whole slavery thing. Let's just put it all behind us.

We weren't Kingz. That's a ridiculous notion that was made up to make the worthless among my race feel superior to whites whom truly have done nothing wrong

My kids ate dinner with my wife and I, we had a well balanced, nutritious meal.
Then, I helped the children with their homework.
Afterwards, the kids all bathed, put on clean comfy jammies and went to bed.
It's about 9:30PM now and I'm sitting to watch the News and catch up on the events of the day.

I HATE welfare

I would like the Filet Mignon please.

Hold on, let me swim over

drew carey was better hosting this show

happy 18th birthday son

happy first birthday son

I do not like the vast majority of niggers, most are ignorant, lazy, and feel like I owe them although I have never had any of them pick my cotton.

This post however did remind me of a story:
>Be me, early 30's, wife, kids, bills to pay
> Do satellite and cable work... pretty good money
>Call customer from pay phone in nig nog area, because it's 1995.
> It's also payday... have like 1500 cash in wallet.
>Stoned, leave wallet on payphone.
>Realize it 10 minutes later
FML.jpg
>Rush back to phone, of course it's gone.
> Call wife to tell her I'm a fucking idiot and we are poorfags this week and bills won't be paid.
>mfw she says someone found it, called my house, and is bringing it to me there. House is 20 miles from phone
>Go home to meet guy and thank him.
>mfw it was a young nigger in a shitty car.
>mfw all the money was there
>mfw he refused the 100 bucks I offered him for returning it
>mfw he only wanted to know if I could spare 5 buck for his gas and time.

I am a real live old ass Florida Cracker, and I am as racist as anyone, but this always reminds me there can be a good apple in a bad barrel sometimes.

the bank approved us for a fixed interest mortgage without an issue

May I please...

good morning

excuse me

I'm voting for Bernie Sanders.

whispers "can i call you back, i'm in the library right now"

I got good credit

This is a "Things you will never hear blacks say" not a "things you will hear blacks say but never do" thread.

10/10

Multilayered is best.

Totally underrated post!

hang on, let me take my headphones off

Mr. Jones, thank you for taking time to teach me about US History. I really enjoyed the part about George Washington and the fight for freedom against the British. I'll do my homework and write my report for you. It's due Friday, right? Thanks for everything -- your'e the best teacher!

>I wish my black students would say this to me, but they never do. They just laugh at my shit constantly

Where is a toilet?

Dont know. I have never talked to a black person. Hope i never will.

Happy father'sday, dad! I love you!

>US says hi dad
>UK says hi son

subtle

They have internet at the library, so niggers swarm there all the time.

I don't get it.

that isn't racist

oh no, i'm late for class, better hurry.

Do you teach in AZ

I should be polite to police instead of acting like a chimp!

I DIDDU SUMFINS

Nogs pronounce it as "axe".

We were kings and stuff.

But... That's what they say about everything, what with the stealing.

...

White women? I think I'd rather stick to my own race thank you!

Thanks for the warning, officer

The fact that the black man was an armed burglary suspect may have had something to do with the police pulling over his vehicle.

I'm so glad you quit stealing things son.

This is pretty much 100% true.

>lost in a city subway when I was a teen
>"Suh, let me help you"
>nog helps me find the correct stop
>holds out his hand asking for a tip
>not sure wtf is going on
>he calls me a racist and demands payment
>being 16 and clueless I just throw him a buck and he runs off
>realize I'm at the wrong stop
>wtf.jpg

>at grocery store and drop $20 bucks on the floor
>an old black woman picks it up and hands it back to me
>I thank her and go about my day
>accidentally leave some change at the cashier, all in coins
>run back to grab it and a black man has already scooped it up
>"here you go"
>take it and leave
>add up in car
>he gypped me a couple quarters the bastard

>order delivery for the family
>cough up whatever the wife and I can for a tip, mostly small bills
>driver comes over and he's black
>hand him the money, like $5 on a $25 order, all single bills
>he coughs
>I ask if he's alright
>"well, this isn't a charity, sir"
>"that's a 25% tip!"
>"I'm just sayin'"
>"did you even count what I gave you?"
>"no sir, it just didn't look like a lot"
>"well, it's more than enough. thank you, good night"
>shut door in his face

>drop my cell phone at a game
>nearby black man immediately picks it up and hands it to me
>thank him and grab my kid to keep walking
>he stops me and starts telling a sob story about being recently homeless, needing money, glad that the lord sent me to him by making me drop my phone...
>I tell him to fuck off politely
>he holds out of his hand and asks for spare change, considering it a "return of the favor of picking up my phone"
>just ignore him and walk away with my daughter

I could keep going. This shit happens quite a bit

Where in the hell are my work boots.